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THE PUPPET
F1 is turning into a joke 
looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night
wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings
so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going wtf
then they let him past the safety car to unlap himself wtf
talk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"
what a F*CKIN joke
looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night
wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings
so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going
wtfthen they let him past the safety car to unlap himself
wtftalk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"
what a F*CKIN joke
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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs
F1 is turning into a joke
looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night
wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings
so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going wtf
then they let him past the safety car to unlap himself wtf
talk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"
what a F*CKIN joke
looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night
wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings
so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going
wtfthen they let him past the safety car to unlap himself
wtftalk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"
what a F*CKIN joke
oh yeah ferrari lost
) Sunday evening you lot 
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Just home from another well ard days graft at the house 
I cant remember the last time i was this goosed
Papered most of the front room today, its looking
Its time for a stella or 6 now
I cant remember the last time i was this goosed
Papered most of the front room today, its looking
Its time for a stella or 6 now
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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs
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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs
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From: scoobysmacs
F1 is turning into a joke
looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night
wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings
so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going wtf
then they let him past the safety car to unlap himself wtf
talk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"
what a F*CKIN joke
looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night
wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings
so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going
wtfthen they let him past the safety car to unlap himself
wtftalk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"
what a F*CKIN joke
Some awsome overtakes from him today
Nearly got into the points
The guy is top class in my eyes
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We went to a BBQ / party last night and chilled
Got a bit cold though after a while!
Spent today feeling a bit (a lot) rough and ill and I never even had any alcohol!
Did get back late though, to be fair! 
Got a bit cold though after a while!
Spent today feeling a bit (a lot) rough and ill and I never even had any alcohol!
Did get back late though, to be fair!
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Im goin to the pub
Im goin to get absolutly smashed as my mates are in there already, and there buying
Already have 3 cans o stella in my belly, come and av a go if you think ur ard enough
See you all in a bit
Im goin to get absolutly smashed as my mates are in there already, and there buying
Already have 3 cans o stella in my belly, come and av a go if you think ur ard enough
See you all in a bit
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From: Meet Dave he can swim like a fish
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
I see we now get adverts to the right of every page.
Bit annoying really.
Keeps flashing away in the corner of my eye.
Bit annoying really.
Keeps flashing away in the corner of my eye.
