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Old 22 July 2007, 02:33 AM
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Old 22 July 2007, 07:26 AM
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Old 22 July 2007, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
not a bloody chance on a touchpad

im goin up to howards soon to bug him while he works
Mine were done on touchpad, can't you tell?
Old 22 July 2007, 02:43 PM
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Wink THE PUPPET

F1 is turning into a joke

looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night

wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings

so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going wtf
then they let him past the safety car to unlap himself wtf

talk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"

what a F*CKIN joke



Old 22 July 2007, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
F1 is turning into a joke

looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night

wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings

so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going wtf
then they let him past the safety car to unlap himself wtf

talk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"

what a F*CKIN joke



whats up howard?

oh yeah ferrari lost
Old 22 July 2007, 05:24 PM
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Good wet ( ) Sunday evening you lot
Old 22 July 2007, 06:24 PM
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Just home from another well ard days graft at the house
I cant remember the last time i was this goosed
Papered most of the front room today, its looking

Its time for a stella or 6 now
Old 22 July 2007, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Just home from another well ard days graft at the house
I cant remember the last time i was this goosed
Papered most of the front room today, its looking

Its time for a stella or 6 now
sound fella hope its goin well
Old 22 July 2007, 06:37 PM
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Cheers Dave

Yeah its goin well now i have a stella in my hand

Seems rather quiet on here 2 day
Old 22 July 2007, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Cheers Dave

Yeah its goin well now i have a stella in my hand

Seems rather quiet on here 2 day
it does mate probly all rain bathing or something
Old 22 July 2007, 06:44 PM
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Rain bathing

What you doin 2day having a nice lazy sunday after gig night by any chance
Old 22 July 2007, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
F1 is turning into a joke

looks like ron dennis fixed the strings to his arms last night

wonder if the strings are custom made at mclaren
carbon fibre strings

so he starts the race
then bins it , so he's stuck in the gravel
what do they do, lift him out and get him going wtf
then they let him past the safety car to unlap himself wtf

talk about fixing,
i can just see bernie on the phone, " get him out the gravel now, f*ck the rest, "
then after, " let hamilton past now or get yourself another job"
" i need to sell F1 to the USA , so i can by arsenal FC"

what a F*CKIN joke



You muppet, he was the only one with sense to leave his engine running, those are the rules!

Some awsome overtakes from him today

Nearly got into the points

The guy is top class in my eyes
Old 22 July 2007, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Rain bathing

What you doin 2day having a nice lazy sunday after gig night by any chance
thats the one fella just chillin
Old 22 July 2007, 07:55 PM
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We went to a BBQ / party last night and chilled

Got a bit cold though after a while!

Spent today feeling a bit (a lot) rough and ill and I never even had any alcohol! Did get back late though, to be fair!
Old 22 July 2007, 08:04 PM
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Im goin to the pub

Im goin to get absolutly smashed as my mates are in there already, and there buying
Already have 3 cans o stella in my belly, come and av a go if you think ur ard enough

See you all in a bit
Old 22 July 2007, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im goin to the pub

Im goin to get absolutly smashed as my mates are in there already, and there buying
Already have 3 cans o stella in my belly, come and av a go if you think ur ard enough

See you all in a bit
later you pish head
Old 22 July 2007, 08:07 PM
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Speedy LOL Have a good evening, what's left of it
Old 22 July 2007, 08:13 PM
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Lewis Hamiltons new driving job



Its a puppet Howard


Old 22 July 2007, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Lewis Hamiltons new driving job



Its a puppet Howard


evening zipster
Old 22 July 2007, 08:36 PM
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Evening Dave hows the band


Old 22 July 2007, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Zip Dave
Evening Dave hows the band


not bad dave thanks we played last night ,but not playing now till next month unless something comes up sooner
Old 22 July 2007, 08:56 PM
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Now this is funny

YouTube - Spider Pig (Simpsons Movie)
Old 22 July 2007, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Some awsome overtakes from him today
Especially the one where he went round the outside of a Renault (I think it was a Renault?? ) on the fast downhill right hander before the last chicane.

Two wheels on the grass for most of it!!
Old 22 July 2007, 09:38 PM
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I see we now get adverts to the right of every page.

Bit annoying really.

Keeps flashing away in the corner of my eye.
Old 22 July 2007, 09:39 PM
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Very quiet in here tonight?

Bet everyone's on Facebook.
Old 22 July 2007, 09:41 PM
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wtf is the page doing to the left of my page
Old 22 July 2007, 09:43 PM
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,webby is a ****,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Old 22 July 2007, 09:43 PM
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money grabbing pr1ck
Old 22 July 2007, 09:44 PM
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if you read this........
Old 22 July 2007, 09:46 PM
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the page is getting on my nerves


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