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12 July 2007, 04:33 PM
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12 July 2007, 04:41 PM
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12 July 2007, 05:03 PM
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Its done the rounds a few times but it's still true
A young man named Gordon bought aged horse from an old farmer for £100.00
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day, but when the farmer
Drove up he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... The horse is on my
Truck, but unfortunately he's dead."
Gordon replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "I can't do that, because I've spent it already."
Gordon said, "OK then, well just unload the horse anyway."
The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"
Gordon answered, "I'm going to raffle him off."
To which the farmer exclaimed, "Surely you can't raffle off a dead horse!"
But Gordon, with a wicked smile on his face said, "Of course I can, you
Watch me. I just won't bother to tell anybody that he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Gordon and asked, "What happened with
That dead horse?"
Gordon said, "I raffled him off, sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece, and
Made a huge, fat profit!!"
Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had
Stolen their money because you lied about the horse being dead?"
To which Gordon replied, "The only guy who found out about the horse being
Dead was the raffle winner when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him
His £2 raffle ticket money back plus an extra £200, which as you know is
Double the going rate for an old horse, so he thought I was a great guy!!"
Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and no
Matter how many times he lied, or how much money he stole from the British
Voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them,
Unfortunately, still thought he was a great guy.
The moral of this story is that, if you think Gordon is about to play fair
And do something for the everyday people of the country for once in his
Miserable, lying life, think again my friend, because you'll be better off
Flogging a dead horse!
A young man named Gordon bought aged horse from an old farmer for £100.00
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day, but when the farmer
Drove up he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... The horse is on my
Truck, but unfortunately he's dead."
Gordon replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "I can't do that, because I've spent it already."
Gordon said, "OK then, well just unload the horse anyway."
The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"
Gordon answered, "I'm going to raffle him off."
To which the farmer exclaimed, "Surely you can't raffle off a dead horse!"
But Gordon, with a wicked smile on his face said, "Of course I can, you
Watch me. I just won't bother to tell anybody that he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Gordon and asked, "What happened with
That dead horse?"
Gordon said, "I raffled him off, sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece, and
Made a huge, fat profit!!"
Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had
Stolen their money because you lied about the horse being dead?"
To which Gordon replied, "The only guy who found out about the horse being
Dead was the raffle winner when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him
His £2 raffle ticket money back plus an extra £200, which as you know is
Double the going rate for an old horse, so he thought I was a great guy!!"
Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and no
Matter how many times he lied, or how much money he stole from the British
Voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them,
Unfortunately, still thought he was a great guy.
The moral of this story is that, if you think Gordon is about to play fair
And do something for the everyday people of the country for once in his
Miserable, lying life, think again my friend, because you'll be better off
Flogging a dead horse!
12 July 2007, 06:15 PM
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ric.......i realised i wiped those laps from my memory card when i tried to clear my M,C so i could use it for LMA 
so last night i got on it and produced this
i could probably knock about 3 seconds of that at a push
let me know whether it is over/under your lap
so last night i got on it and produced this
i could probably knock about 3 seconds of that at a push
let me know whether it is over/under your lap
12 July 2007, 07:31 PM
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12 July 2007, 07:37 PM
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Its done the rounds a few times but it's still true
A young man named Gordon bought aged horse from an old farmer for £100.00
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day, but when the farmer
Drove up he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... The horse is on my
Truck, but unfortunately he's dead."
Gordon replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "I can't do that, because I've spent it already."
Gordon said, "OK then, well just unload the horse anyway."
The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"
Gordon answered, "I'm going to raffle him off."
To which the farmer exclaimed, "Surely you can't raffle off a dead horse!"
But Gordon, with a wicked smile on his face said, "Of course I can, you
Watch me. I just won't bother to tell anybody that he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Gordon and asked, "What happened with
That dead horse?"
Gordon said, "I raffled him off, sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece, and
Made a huge, fat profit!!"
Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had
Stolen their money because you lied about the horse being dead?"
To which Gordon replied, "The only guy who found out about the horse being
Dead was the raffle winner when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him
His £2 raffle ticket money back plus an extra £200, which as you know is
Double the going rate for an old horse, so he thought I was a great guy!!"
Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and no
Matter how many times he lied, or how much money he stole from the British
Voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them,
Unfortunately, still thought he was a great guy.
The moral of this story is that, if you think Gordon is about to play fair
And do something for the everyday people of the country for once in his
Miserable, lying life, think again my friend, because you'll be better off
Flogging a dead horse!
A young man named Gordon bought aged horse from an old farmer for £100.00
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day, but when the farmer
Drove up he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... The horse is on my
Truck, but unfortunately he's dead."
Gordon replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "I can't do that, because I've spent it already."
Gordon said, "OK then, well just unload the horse anyway."
The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"
Gordon answered, "I'm going to raffle him off."
To which the farmer exclaimed, "Surely you can't raffle off a dead horse!"
But Gordon, with a wicked smile on his face said, "Of course I can, you
Watch me. I just won't bother to tell anybody that he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Gordon and asked, "What happened with
That dead horse?"
Gordon said, "I raffled him off, sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece, and
Made a huge, fat profit!!"
Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had
Stolen their money because you lied about the horse being dead?"
To which Gordon replied, "The only guy who found out about the horse being
Dead was the raffle winner when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him
His £2 raffle ticket money back plus an extra £200, which as you know is
Double the going rate for an old horse, so he thought I was a great guy!!"
Gordon grew up and eventually became the Chancellor of the Exchequer, and no
Matter how many times he lied, or how much money he stole from the British
Voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them,
Unfortunately, still thought he was a great guy.
The moral of this story is that, if you think Gordon is about to play fair
And do something for the everyday people of the country for once in his
Miserable, lying life, think again my friend, because you'll be better off
Flogging a dead horse!
12 July 2007, 09:04 PM
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Busy my **** - I thought everyone who worked in a factory only worked a 2 day week
12 July 2007, 09:11 PM
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