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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 04:29 PM
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It's just non-stop for you isn't it
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 05:00 PM
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excuses excuses
no not at all



i would rather have it then not

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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 05:12 PM
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say it in the chick chick chick chicken, lay a little egg for me tune


you nugget
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:05 PM
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afternoon.

right its about fecking time all these foriegn gits were kicked out of this country.

as the late great mr manning said if a dog was born in a stable it dont make it a fecking horse does it..........................


get everyone of the horrible little scrouts out of this country, load them into big planes and dump them over the middle east. Preferably without a parachute and also without stopping. Its our country now GIVE IT FECKING BACK


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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
afternoon.

right its about fecking time all these foriegn gits were kicked out of this country.

as the late great mr manning said if a dog was born in a stable it dont make it a fecking horse does it..........................


get everyone of the horrible little scrouts out of this country, load them into big planes and dump them over the middle east. Preferably without a parachute and also without stopping. Its our country now GIVE IT FECKING BACK


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your dead right mate
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:12 PM
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What's up mate? having a bad day?
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:12 PM
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as the new kids on the block sang once ' hang tough' thats what we should do to them, give them 24 hours to pack up there gear and get out or we hang the *******. cheap and chearful and it'll give us something to do whilst the rain is also ruining our summer
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
afternoon.

right its about fecking time all these foriegn gits were kicked out of this country.

as the late great mr manning said if a dog was born in a stable it dont make it a fecking horse does it..........................


get everyone of the horrible little scrouts out of this country, load them into big planes and dump them over the middle east. Preferably without a parachute and also without stopping. Its our country now GIVE IT FECKING BACK


rant over

Ste i keep telling you Liverpool isant a country
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:13 PM
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What's up mate? having a bad day?

not at all adam im just pi$$ed off with all this shi*e on the tele, its a disgrace that we open our doors to these little ******* and our taxes fund them in this fecking country and the little horrible scrouts come and try to blow us up
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:14 PM
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Ste i keep telling you Liverpool isant a country

liverpool is the capital of the north, if i had my way we would break away from the rest of you lot of hangers on.
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:17 PM
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im going the doctors tomorrow and if there is an asian doctor i will be leaving. i think the internet is good enough to give me the advice i need if i get ill, i aint funding no bombers
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:26 PM
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Ste, not all scousers are theives, just as not all asians are against this country and want to blow it up, although I would say that percentage wise, the former is more true rather than the latter

What are you going to the doc's for? stress?
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:27 PM
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It's hard to find any doc these day's that's white and British

The only prob I ever have is the fact I can never bloody understand them so end up feeling ignorant when I have to ask them to repeat themselves several times

Hope you're seen to and are ok
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:27 PM
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if your gunna fucking swear then do it properly


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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
liverpool is the capital of the north, if i had my way we would break away from the rest of you lot of hangers on.
We so wish you did too, the only thing that liverpool is good for is cutting through to get to the wirral
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:30 PM
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fucking stop swearing Liz **** ****ety **** **** ****
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:30 PM
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Ste, not all scousers are theives, just as not all asians are against this country and want to blow it up, although I would say that percentage wise, the former is more true rather than the latter

What are you going to the doc's for? stress?

i know of more manc thieves than i do scousers, scousers usually just borrow stuff

im feckin sick to death of the asians and the like of them lot, they give **** all to this country and send the majority of there money home to there family. and if they dont send it home they bring all of there family over here with them to claim as much benifits as they can. The sooner we all open our eyes to it the better, how many murders are carried out as well by a young white kid??????? go on how many have you heard of lately, im not racist but for ***** sake you only have to look at the facts
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
It's hard to find any doc these day's that's white and British

The only prob I ever have is the fact I can never bloody understand them so end up feeling ignorant when I have to ask them to repeat themselves several times

Hope you're seen to and are ok
Like the little britan sketch - "say it again - come again" that weight watchers club
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 500
fucking stop swearing Liz **** ****ety **** **** ****
im not Adam

its fucking Ste


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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
It's hard to find any doc these day's that's white and British

The only prob I ever have is the fact I can never bloody understand them so end up feeling ignorant when I have to ask them to repeat themselves several times

Hope you're seen to and are ok

theres nothing wrong with me donna i just had a bit of a rant thats all, if i cant understand them i tell them straight there and then to either learn our language better or write it down. after all im the customer
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:32 PM
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if your gunna fucking swear then do it properly


how the **** did you manage that???
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:34 PM
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if you rented a house out would you let a asian move in??????????????????????????????????????????
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:37 PM
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i know of more manc thieves than i do scousers, scousers usually just borrow stuff

im feckin sick to death of the asians and the like of them lot, they give **** all to this country and send the majority of there money home to there family. and if they dont send it home they bring all of there family over here with them to claim as much benifits as they can. The sooner we all open our eyes to it the better, how many murders are carried out as well by a young white kid??????? go on how many have you heard of lately, im not racist but for ***** sake you only have to look at the facts
because people stopped going to church around mine they have taken over one of them and turning it into a mosque for **** sake ive had enough to but its our fecking governments fault for letting them live here bring back thatcher
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:41 PM
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because people stopped going to church around mine they have taken over one of them and turning it into a mosque for **** sake ive had enough to but its our fecking governments fault for letting them live here bring back thatcher

i reckon we have a meet at the mosque and tell them all that there not ****ing wanted here, if they get angry ill tie them to my tow bar and pull them round birkenhead for a few miles
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:45 PM
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im going the doctors tomorrow and if there is an asian doctor i will be leaving. i think the internet is good enough to give me the advice i need if i get ill, i aint funding no bombers
NSR is about as good a place as any for advice
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by doshwrx2007
bring back thatcher


It was Eknock powell who had the right idea
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:46 PM
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i reckon we have a meet at the mosque and tell them all that there not ****ing wanted here, if they get angry ill tie them to my tow bar and pull them round birkenhead for a few miles
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:49 PM
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Oh i am getting all politcall now look what you have done dont get me started
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Like the little britan sketch - "say it again - come again" that weight watchers club
Yes I am just like that
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Old Jul 2, 2007 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
theres nothing wrong with me donna i just had a bit of a rant thats all, if i cant understand them i tell them straight there and then to either learn our language better or write it down. after all im the customer
That's good then!!

I know what you mean too, but I feel like if I said anything like that I would get thrown out of casualty or wherever or make myself look a fool


I have spent a lot of time in casualty with my son over various things, always having accidents so I hate it when I can't understand what's being said.
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