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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Evening chaps 
check out this e-mail i just got
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers
"What it means to be British?"
Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in
Switzerland...
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish
pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign.
So true
check out this e-mail i just got
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers
"What it means to be British?"
Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in
Switzerland...
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish
pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign.
So true
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been on and off mate, my connection is crap so its been doing my head in. also that sti wannabe fella is really getting to me mate so ive been staying away. if someone dont like scousers then so be it but some of the **** he is spouting is really doing my head in, if i see him mate at any of these big meets that are coming up i am honestly going to lose it and **** him senseless
Afternoon slackers god what a gorgeous day and i am stuck in an office. it had better be a nice weekend hoping to get car back and to celebrate may even wash it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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From: I live in Wheelock near Sandbach Cheshire.
Got a puncture last night, guy who fixed says his dad has 2 SVX's one with a manual conversion in Chester. Got his number because he's been fiddling with the engine on the Man and has got 300hp without turbo or supercharger!!.
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From: birkenhead and scoobysmacs
the fella who has this one also has a legacy . i think he own's a computer shop or something .
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Evening lads
Heres one for Justin, i knew certain waxes could be dear, nut this just takes the p1ss
At £7,188 a go, it better never need waxing in its entire life again
Off Your Marks 'Zymol Detailer' : Zymol Royale Detail Offer
Heres one for Justin, i knew certain waxes could be dear, nut this just takes the p1ss
At £7,188 a go, it better never need waxing in its entire life again
Off Your Marks 'Zymol Detailer' : Zymol Royale Detail Offer
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