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Im going to my local chinese with the family (the prices are as usual so were not getting ripped off) and then were heading to someones house for a major **** up
. Dont need to worry about taxi fares cos the wife aint drinking
Good game today pete looks like it yours for the taking this season
. Dont need to worry about taxi fares cos the wife aint drinking
Good game today pete looks like it yours for the taking this season
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Im off to a big house party, fancy dress too, but the lads that have organised it all make a massive effort so it should be one to remember, im goin as *ahem* a suicide bomber, check out the uniform, just got it off ebay 
Been sorting out the 4 x TNT's that are going on chest today, should look mint when sorted
I'll post pics when its done
Hope it dosnt offend anyone tho

Been sorting out the 4 x TNT's that are going on chest today, should look mint when sorted
Hope it dosnt offend anyone tho

Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Im off to a big house party, fancy dress too, but the lads that have organised it all make a massive effort so it should be one to remember, im goin as *ahem* a suicide bomber, check out the uniform, just got it off ebay 
Been sorting out the 4 x TNT's that are going on chest today, should look mint when sorted
I'll post pics when its done
Hope it dosnt offend anyone tho


Been sorting out the 4 x TNT's that are going on chest today, should look mint when sorted
Hope it dosnt offend anyone tho


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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by moneys
Im going to my local chinese with the family (the prices are as usual so were not getting ripped off) and then were heading to someones house for a major **** up
. Dont need to worry about taxi fares cos the wife aint drinking
Good game today pete looks like it yours for the taking this season
. Dont need to worry about taxi fares cos the wife aint drinking
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by moneys
Ronaldo is unbelievable at the mo mate. Cant do no wrong. Hows the festive season treating you then pete?
im not to bad mate
other stuff going on tho
at the mo ronaldo is top quality
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by pete higham
im not to bad mate
other stuff going on tho
at the mo
ronaldo is top quality
but watch him against a top side and he leaves holes in our team, he doesnt track back as often as he should and good teams exploit it!!!
other stuff going on tho
at the mo ronaldo is top quality
You,ll find most teams have players the same, look at us, Garcia never tracks back same with most wingers to be honest mate. As long as your full backs are not going forward all the time with no cover then it doesnt show up, but when your winger doesn,t understand this he leaves it wide open for ant counter attacks. We just couldn,t score today, it seems that every goalie has the game of his life against us
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by jaydut
im off my old dear has just noticed ive slipped away from the party and give me a thick ear.
Happy New Year guys
See you soon
Happy New Year guys
See you soon
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by moneys
Whats up mate????(other stuff)
You,ll find most teams have players the same, look at us, Garcia never tracks back same with most wingers to be honest mate. As long as your full backs are not going forward all the time with no cover then it doesnt show up, but when your winger doesn,t understand this he leaves it wide open for ant counter attacks. We just couldn,t score today, it seems that every goalie has the game of his life against us
You,ll find most teams have players the same, look at us, Garcia never tracks back same with most wingers to be honest mate. As long as your full backs are not going forward all the time with no cover then it doesnt show up, but when your winger doesn,t understand this he leaves it wide open for ant counter attacks. We just couldn,t score today, it seems that every goalie has the game of his life against us

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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
'other stuff'
Chin up fella
on the footy scene, youve always got the return derby to look forward too
should be some more chinese burns flying around,. hopefully your + justins way this time, promise i wont use moisturiser this time
Chin up fella
on the footy scene, youve always got the return derby to look forward too
should be some more chinese burns flying around,. hopefully your + justins way this time, promise i wont use moisturiser this time
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by speedymonkey
'other stuff'
Chin up fella
on the footy scene, youve always got the return derby to look forward too
should be some more chinese burns flying around,. hopefully your + justins way this time, promise i wont use moisturiser this time
Chin up fella
on the footy scene, youve always got the return derby to look forward too
should be some more chinese burns flying around,. hopefully your + justins way this time, promise i wont use moisturiser this time
my chin is allways up mate whatever happens to me and the chinese burns
gay boy moisturiser
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Yes but you know it smelt nice
the girls love it, so ive been told
Get any decent pressies?
I got some lovely car matts and lots of beer
oh and some more moisturiser
Nite nite moneys, still got to meet you in the flesh fella, hope your at the january meet, will say hi if you are
the girls love it, so ive been told
Get any decent pressies?
I got some lovely car matts and lots of beer
oh and some more moisturiser

Nite nite moneys, still got to meet you in the flesh fella, hope your at the january meet, will say hi if you are
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by moneys
Right i,m off. got loads of stuff to do tomorrow and the sooner i get it all done the quicker i can get back on the beer.
see you soon ste
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yes but you know it smelt nice
the girls love it, so ive been told
Get any decent pressies?
I got some lovely car matts and lots of beer
oh and some more moisturiser
Nite nite moneys, still got to meet you in the flesh fella, hope your at the january meet, will say hi if you are
the girls love it, so ive been told
Get any decent pressies?
I got some lovely car matts and lots of beer
oh and some more moisturiser

Nite nite moneys, still got to meet you in the flesh fella, hope your at the january meet, will say hi if you are

i got a 30gb ipod
a logic 3 set of speakers for it
and loads of other gear too but i cant be a*sed typing it out
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Originally Posted by pete higham
i got a 30gb ipod
a logic 3 set of speakers for it
and loads of other gear too but i cant be a*sed typing it out
a logic 3 set of speakers for it
and loads of other gear too but i cant be a*sed typing it out

Gonna have a cleaning day tommorrow, just hope the weather is ok, still no feckin snow tho
cant wait to have my first drifing lesson in the works car park To do a donut, you just start stationary with a full lock, and boot it, right
Im sure i'll find out but thought id ask, as i bet youve done it already so i need answers from those in the know
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Been listening to 'Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True' all night
proper blast from the past, but the fosters hangover is kicking in now, so i need a quick rip on Call of Duty, then its time for bed
Its really been a boozy day today, not driven for 3 days, what a saving
Still got time for another cheeky one tho
oh im gonna be tossin and turnin all night
all good tho 
See you soon chief
proper blast from the past, but the fosters hangover is kicking in now, so i need a quick rip on Call of Duty, then its time for bed
Its really been a boozy day today, not driven for 3 days, what a saving

Still got time for another cheeky one tho
oh im gonna be tossin and turnin all night
all good tho See you soon chief
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Beats my mats then
To do a donut, you just start stationary with a full lock, and boot it, right
Im sure i'll find out but thought id ask, as i bet youve done it already so i need answers from those in the know
To do a donut, you just start stationary with a full lock, and boot it, right
Im sure i'll find out but thought id ask, as i bet youve done it already so i need answers from those in the know

when i have done it it has been on gravel and i drove into it and used the h/brake
mine was more like drifting in an oval than doing a donut, you need either dccd control or a rear wheel drive car to do them properly
hope they where the answers you were looking for
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
When i was out in the snow last year i was suprised how sh*t the car was , to be honest it wasn,t really snow more like slush. Pete,s way is the best so you need a bit of room. the best car i ever did it in was one of my dads old one,s, it was rear engine and rear drive and i got it sideways all round my old estate, at the back of the estate were i used to live it was a big bend that went on for about 200 yards and i kept it all the way. The best bit was going into the house and my dad saying he,d just seen a car going sideways like a rally car, luckily he never knew it was me
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Nite nite moneys, still got to meet you in the flesh fella, hope your at the january meet, will say hi if you are

they all love me as i,m what they say 'unique'
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Right i,m off to wash the car cos its covered in bird crap. Anyone any ideas on how to stop birds landing on the house arial? i,ve thought about wiring it up to the mains
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by moneys
Right i,m off to wash the car cos its covered in bird crap. Anyone any ideas on how to stop birds landing on the house arial? i,ve thought about wiring it up to the mains
see you later
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Originally Posted by moneys
I,ll be there mate always am. I,ll be the one all the girls are hanging round
they all love me as i,m what they say 'unique'

they all love me as i,m what they say 'unique'

yeah ive allways said you were spesh
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
How do guys
hope you all had a good un
I am well over the moon as I am curently playing Gran Turismo on the PSP
forgot how bloody hard it was to pass the grade A licence
Wonder if Rics been shot yet in that outfit
I am well over the moon as I am curently playing Gran Turismo on the PSP
forgot how bloody hard it was to pass the grade A licence
Wonder if Rics been shot yet in that outfit


