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Old 23 December 2006, 07:07 PM
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Old 23 December 2006, 07:08 PM
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CRISTIANADO RONALDO
Old 23 December 2006, 07:23 PM
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Chelsea the lucky ****'s
Old 23 December 2006, 08:48 PM
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Post whoring are we Gav???
Old 23 December 2006, 10:09 PM
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- I just said the same thing the stuffy ***** - reminds me of how United were a few seasons ago - thats the sign of a true championship side hate to say it but it is just look what happend at everton - stuffy gits


City again eh - how long before pearce gets the boot hes running out of excuses now



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Evening guys
Old 23 December 2006, 10:48 PM
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evening justin

were is everyone
cos they're all at home
just pretending to be out partying
really, there only bit of partying is going to the monthly meet
were's your local , fancy a shandy tomorrow
could do with a smacs local drink to celebrate the festive season
otherwise i'll be under a car doing sum work
Old 23 December 2006, 11:54 PM
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Evening big H

Not sure where there all hiding maybe here

Doing the rounds tomorrow with presents - pubs about 30 seconds from my front door - more then welcome any time

lets hope santa brings me a new waffle weave towel
Old 24 December 2006, 12:00 AM
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might just do that justin

adam , evening
you relaxin
wot you been upto
got any further with your cars
Old 24 December 2006, 12:28 AM
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Evenin all

Hows everyone tonight, a little phissed by any chance

Tiz the season to be jolly ect ect

Went to town today but the bloody christmas market (in albert square) dissapeared gutted, as i wanted to walk about drinking beer and eating minced pies all day, so just made do with starbucks coffee and peice of carrot cake wanted to show off my ice skating skills (i can do a perfect tripple toe loop with pike) but it was £7.50 for an hour, so being the tight bas*ard that i am i thought sack that, so just sulked instead
So been a crappy day really, but fosters has come to my rescue now, so i feel much better
Old 24 December 2006, 12:40 AM
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you ok Ric

I hate ice skating ever since I fell over and slit my knees open at altringham (or however its spelt )

Ive got sort of brused ribs and there hurting my mouths as dry as a (insert your own line ) and the alarms on so I cannot be bothered going down for a drink + the parrot will be in a stinking mood if shes woken up

so looks like I will have to drink my screen cleaner - Doh non - alcoholic
Old 24 December 2006, 12:47 AM
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evening ric

market went home on wednesday
thats why i wednt last friday
as i posted
dropped a load of donated dog treats to manchester dogs home today
then been under a car
now its germany's finest all the way
Old 24 December 2006, 12:54 AM
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I dont have that problem, as i have one of these in my room




Its not the best idea ive ever had as there always time for another beer
Notice the very nibbled bottle of absinthe, always have a swig when its nearly bed time
Old 24 December 2006, 12:57 AM
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Evening Howard, you seem to have a liking for german beers, any i should look out for i like ALL beer

Shame the market was shut, thought like being festive but it wasnt ment to be
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looks a bit lethal , fridge in the room

justin
wifes uncle has a macaw , "charlie chuckchuck"
he likes to swear
today as the man was fitting the blinds he told him to "**** off you tw*t"
he wasn't impressed
Old 24 December 2006, 01:05 AM
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evening ric

i've seen the ice rink in piccadilly gardens
best watching everyone falling
its a bit pricey, not my thing anyway

i like the " lowenbrau" beer
especially inthe 660ml bottles
morrisons have these 3 for a £5,
Old 24 December 2006, 01:07 AM
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I always go to bed with a smile on my face tho



How do i look, ladys form a nice orderly queue, there plenty to go round

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well done ric

you got ITV1 on
JAWS is on
just cracked another munich brew
Old 24 December 2006, 01:14 AM
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Beer brings out the devil in me

Jaws i always remember this bit:

'Im tired and i wanna go to bed, i had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head'
dun dun, dun dun du duuu dauu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Old 24 December 2006, 01:28 AM
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Quality ric

Nice fridge - are those quality street I see

Think we need to get a scoobynet wives thread started
Old 24 December 2006, 01:32 AM
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Wouldnt of minded a macaw but there fookin massive and too big for the house - our african grey like to say "oooohhh me grapes" "can you see my sausages" - and "What you doing you sasuage pie" - it mad
Old 24 December 2006, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Quality ric

Nice fridge - are those quality street I see

Think we need to get a scoobynet wives thread started
Quality street indeed, with a couple of time outs and some jaffa ckaes in the draw, all for the missus benifit tho

Its important to always have beer close, as its such an important corner stone of any diet

thought ud be in bed now justin, never realised you were into the old skool scene either, good stuff fella
Old 24 December 2006, 01:39 AM
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my eras when they started to remix the remixes and add more base - helterskelter / united dance /bonkers (early ones) even duch hardcore (now thats banging )

could do with a fridge up here in the spare room all ive got is vasts amounts of cleaning gear and loads of space raiders crisp from costco
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Tell you what tho, if you do get a fridge, it'll never stay full for long
Tesco were doing a deal of 60, yes 60 cans of fosters for £20
Ive nearly gone through 120 in the last couple of weeks, blimy it sounds really bad when i actually write it, think i might need help
i amm offically a beer monster , look like one too every morning
Old 24 December 2006, 01:45 AM
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60 for 20 quid

just going through some old pictures this was my beast before I got the scooby

Old 24 December 2006, 01:49 AM
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Wheres big H gone - youve been quiet for a while, expecting you to give shark guy a bit more
Old 24 December 2006, 01:57 AM
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This was my old car, was very very in love with it too, i kind of miss it daily, but then the scoobs power makes me grin like a little boy every time
Just need to mod it more to give it that personal feel

Old 24 December 2006, 02:02 AM
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is that you in that last shot - it looks like your going to break into it

Always fancyed the newer astra but never had the funds started witha 1.2 astra merrit then got the 2,0L GTE then almost got a astra coupe turbo but for the extra £100 insurance I got the scooby and never looked back

yours will be right once youve done a few tweeks
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
is that you in that last shot - it looks like your going to break into it
It was the middle of winter and was freezing, but it needed a wash, but i do look a little dodgy thinking about it now

I love the astra Vxr's but dont think i could ever go back to Front wheel drive
I hate driving a car that looks the same as everyother one on the road, lookin forward to some cosmetic modding once the brakes+service and remap are done, it just dosnt feel as special as i want it too right now, altho im not complaining, but i do want it to look rather different within the next 6 months
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Right m8 I am off to bed got to be up early for a quick birthday visit which includes a sausage muffin then its the family rounds with gifts etc then its wash the car for the 20th time this week

Night fella
Old 24 December 2006, 02:16 AM
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No probs dude, im gonna play Call of duty and kill some germans
god i love that game online

Nite then fella, i'll see you tommorrow night most probably

*now where did i put that can of fosters *


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