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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:50 AM
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young ric,s birthday today, it only seems like yesterday that he needed help to be fed and was puking an sh*ting everywhere


Hang on it ws only yesterday
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:51 AM
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twas watching that vid with the RS4 V WRX, its great when someone posts something like that up everyone starts calling them idiots and that they could of killed someone, i just think they could of gone a hell of a lot quicker the big bloody tarts

all the moaners on about safety do my head is aswell, fookin el we'll be in abubble soon the way things are going,
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:52 AM
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28 wish i was 28
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:52 AM
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there off to blyton near s****horpe, wyioc trackday

i've already asked him if there is any armco,

whats the score here howard? is the location top secret whats with all the ***********'s
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:53 AM
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28 wish i was 28

i've got a 28" waist if that counts
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:54 AM
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my enquiries into the clutch's and brakes are , to see what i can get them for, the man i'm hopefully going to speak to supply,s ferrari main agent , i am told he can beat anything you find on price, had yours fixed yet ste
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:55 AM
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all the moaners on about safety do my head is aswell, fookin el we'll be in abubble soon the way things are going,
its the people on here that do my head in, they all drive scooby's and then slag someone off for driving there's a bit briskly. I wonder if they actually drive there cars or just wash them every weekend. ******, anyway howard where are you getting your break pads from cos i need some rears for my stealth wagon
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i've got a 28" waist if that counts




i've had a look at the photo's in the shorts of the last meet, i'd have a look before telling people you have a 28" waist
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:58 AM
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if this contact comes up trumps i'll be onto you ste, anyway got to go to work, first stop blackpool
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:58 AM
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my enquiries into the clutch's and brakes are , to see what i can get them for, the man i'm hopefully going to speak to supply,s ferrari main agent , i am told he can beat anything you find on price, had yours fixed yet ste

But you dont have a ferrari howard?

no mate i aint and to be honest i'm keeping an eye on it for now cos it's only slipped once in the last 2 weeks, i spoke to the big chief at the last meet and he said he had the same problem when he had his car re-mapped. He said that they just need to get used to the power and may re-bed them selves. if it doesn't and gets worse i will contact you mate.

might have a clutch for you to do if your interested though mate? its my brothers orion, i think the thrush bearing has gone in it and if it has he might as well get the whole clutch done. going to look at it later for him
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state



i've had a look at the photo's in the shorts of the last meet, i'd have a look before telling people you have a 28" waist

shet sorry mate meant to say 28" inside leg
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 07:00 AM
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if this contact comes up trumps i'll be onto you ste, anyway got to go to work, first stop blackpool

onto me about what? do you want me to be your wingman and we'll go put some pressure on him to get discount? i'll go watch goodfellas and be right back ok BOSS
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 07:03 AM
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if this contact comes up trumps i'll be onto you ste, anyway got to go to work, first stop blackpool

dont go howard and leave me all alone. i only have a 4 week old son for company and he cant even talk yet.

Was in the in-laws yesterday helping them clear out some crap and i came across IAN RUSH's autobiography. I may go read it to my son, that'll help him sleep
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 09:02 AM
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Morning, still shut out of Amita, have I offended anyone??. Not going to have much luck organising 20th May if I can't get in!!!. Stilll interested in the SatNav but can't remember the Amita user name, so whoever it is selling it, Don't until I can re access the forum!!!. I am not ignoring you.
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 11:04 AM
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you have upset a lot of people and you know you have

scooby dan is selling it
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 11:44 AM
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 11:50 AM
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Is it me of is scoobynet not updating itself unless you click refresh in a topic
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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eres something for you all to chew on https://www.scoobynet.com/muppet-sho...carve-out.html some peeps are just disgustin!
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 01:39 PM
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[QUOTE=moneys;6855426]you have upset a lot of people and you know you have:

I really hope that this is a joke If it isn't could someone suggest who and why.
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 03:26 PM
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errrrrrrr thats minging
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 04:36 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 04:36 PM
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Boooooo, stuck in kaky work
Only 4 more hours to go

We have a big student hockey tournament on today, and there is an open air festival on here too, ladys in tiny skirts all over the place, and there all pissed, you guys would love it
I feel another wander about coming on
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 04:46 PM
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Boooooo, stuck in kaky work
Only 4 more hours to go

We have a big student hockey tournament on today, and there is an open air festival on here too, ladys in tiny skirts all over the place, and there all pissed, you guys would love it
I feel another wander about coming on
you lucky barstood
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 05:03 PM
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God im looking forward to a birthday beer when i get home
Havent felt like it all day, but its starting to apeal to me more as the day goes on
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 05:45 PM
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God im looking forward to a birthday beer when i get home
Havent felt like it all day, but its starting to apeal to me more as the day goes on
have one on me mate im gigging again tonight and wont have a drop of ale , coz ive gotta drive the van there and back gutted
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 07:35 PM
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you have upset a lot of people and you know you have:

I really hope that this is a joke If it isn't could someone suggest who and why.
hey im not sayin nothing me its just what i heard on the grape vine
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 07:42 PM
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God im looking forward to a birthday beer when i get home
Havent felt like it all day, but its starting to apeal to me more as the day goes on

right lets think about this its your birthday!!! there are loads of young fit lesbian(i added that bit myself) girls in short skirts that are also drunk. this means they have alchohol. am i right so far?

If it was me i would get dressed up in a little skirt and that way they would have a laugh with you, they would then let me join in due to me explaining that its my first birthday without my childhood sweetheart who i split with last week cos i found her with my best friend(always works that one) . after the game they will allow you into the changing roos with you were they will all shower with you whilst taking it in turns to bathe you down. (hang on im just going the toilet!!!!!!!!! i,m back) then at least 3 of them would take me home and basically **** my brains out all night......



but hey you can choose to just ogle them from afar whilst typing stuff on some bloody car forum
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 08:43 PM
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 09:53 PM
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i've got a smacs member in my garden and he's got a fookin big fire going

who is it ???????????????????????????????????????????
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Old Apr 21, 2007 | 09:54 PM
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Pete burnin burgers maybe.................
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