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07 December 2006, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I have you know i was taught by on old chinese master in the art of 'burning' 
07 December 2006, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im saying nothing, its a derby anything can happen 
but this is citys cup final
but this is citys cup final
Too right its the only time we try
How can you be crap at a wrist burner, its not hard fella, just grip it and twist in a strangling motion till you see blood, well thats how i do em, hope your scared
07 December 2006, 12:39 AM
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Typical the man u fans off for on early night, whilst the hardcore city faithfull sit here just gettin started 
oh well, good job i have jonny vaun sat next to me to keep me company
Nite nite guys
oh well, good job i have jonny vaun sat next to me to keep me company Nite nite guys
09 December 2006, 05:00 PM
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Doing the santa pics today @ goldendays cheadle.
Came out at lunchtime to find that some kind person has hit my car, on the back bumper. The bit between the wheel arch and the corner of the car,
On the off side.
'isnt that nice of them'
Bl@@dy walking there next week.
Came out at lunchtime to find that some kind person has hit my car, on the back bumper. The bit between the wheel arch and the corner of the car,
On the off side.
'isnt that nice of them'
Bl@@dy walking there next week.
09 December 2006, 05:48 PM
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Cheers mate
I'll let you have a look at it in daylight. Its not that bad as it's only a scape but quite a nasty one, definatly needs paint, may be even the whole back bumper will need to be painted so that it blends in properly
I'll let you have a look at it in daylight. Its not that bad as it's only a scape but quite a nasty one, definatly needs paint, may be even the whole back bumper will need to be painted so that it blends in properly
10 December 2006, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Bloody rooney and ronaldo
im goin back to bed for a few hours
are you ready to have a sore arm 
10 December 2006, 11:34 AM
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Pete are is your real name Peterchin Win Fat Higham, only thought you had to change your name to get a season ticket at Salford Utd?????????????????
10 December 2006, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by cw42
any cctv cameras in there warren? worth a try to get a numberplate off them. tossers!
10 December 2006, 03:21 PM
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Just little old me flyin the flag for the smacs this afternoon then seeming as you all have gone off for the Christmas meal. Well i dont even like curry so there and i,m having a nice sunday roast instead
just how sundays should be
and i,m having a nice sunday roast instead just how sundays should be
10 December 2006, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
Just little old me flyin the flag for the smacs this afternoon then seeming as you all have gone off for the Christmas meal. Well i dont even like curry so there and i,m having a nice sunday roast instead just how sundays should be
and i,m having a nice sunday roast instead just how sundays should be
10 December 2006, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by stressymare
hiya
you ok?
wot you been upto ??
you ok?
wot you been upto ??
how about you elizabeth?
10 December 2006, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
Well, i need to re-tile the kitchen so i have been taking the old one,s down. Now this should be nice and simple but it isn,t, they never wanted to come off so i went and got a bigger hammer and tought them a lesson. Then the cupboard decided that it didnt like the wall anymore and fell on my head (its ok i,m alright no need to be worried) so i then had to re-hang that but i found to my delight that the tosser who used to own my house had drilled that many holes that i couldn,t get a good fix so i had to use my great mind and think of another way of putting them up which i have, the kitchen is now like a war zone and my beatifull wife who is 6 months pregnant is on her way home and will probably want to kill me but hey its nearly christmas and my birthday and she,s bought me a fuel pump for one of them special occasions
how about you elizabeth?
how about you elizabeth?
not done much today
bin to the farm and rode my horse
he wasnt impressed as its cold and windy lol
came home and my broardband keeps kicking me off
so wen im pullin my hair out very shortly i will sack it an go to bed
10 December 2006, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Martin-STI
Pete are is your real name Peterchin Win Fat Higham, only thought you had to change your name to get a season ticket at Salford Utd?????????????????
10 December 2006, 11:07 PM
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So i take it due to the fact none of the smacs are on tonight that there all sitting on the toilet cursing the curry
before anyone has a go as some people have been a bit touchy lately. that was a "joke" ok. i,m sure the curry house you went to was a fine establishment and no-one is on the toilet now with the wildies
before anyone has a go as some people have been a bit touchy lately. that was a "joke" ok. i,m sure the curry house you went to was a fine establishment and no-one is on the toilet now with the wildies
11 December 2006, 12:41 PM
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Nobody on this dinner or should I just talk to myself 
"Hello self"
"hello"
"what are you having for dinner?"
"I am having noodles - why what are yu having?"
"funny enough I am also having noodles"
HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO O AAANNNNNYBOOOODDDYYYY TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEE?????????
"Hello self"
"hello"
"what are you having for dinner?"
"I am having noodles - why what are yu having?"
"funny enough I am also having noodles"
HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO O AAANNNNNYBOOOODDDYYYY TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEE?????????