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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
I'm still here! But not for long. Fookin knackered. Long night on the Nelson Mandella's last night. 
Considering putting my name down for the football. Scared you'll all laff when you see how woeful I am compared to the rest of you!!
Considering putting my name down for the football. Scared you'll all laff when you see how woeful I am compared to the rest of you!!
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Originally Posted by jaydut
LOL. Scary ****!
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
I'm still here! But not for long. Fookin knackered. Long night on the Nelson Mandella's last night.
Considering putting my name down for the football. Scared you'll all laff when you see how woeful I am compared to the rest of you!!
Considering putting my name down for the football. Scared you'll all laff when you see how woeful I am compared to the rest of you!!
you dont now how woefull the rest of them will be
its a laugh anyway
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
LOL. Scary ****!
what a lucky bar steward i am and then waking up in the mornin next to a monster.
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Originally Posted by paulthejambo
Considering putting my name down for the football. Scared you'll all laff when you see how woeful I am compared to the rest of you!!
there should be young student girlies workin out in the gym, who alway seem to wear tiny shorts
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Bloody hell thats some crazy Sh*t- eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr minging 
nothing a brown paper bag wouldnt sort - well you dont look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire do you
is the pitch inside
nothing a brown paper bag wouldnt sort - well you dont look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire do you is the pitch inside
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by speedymonkey
there should be young student girlies workin out in the gym, who alway seem to wear tiny shorts
eeerrrmmmm if thats the case i wont be playin football i will be working out
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
I can get us either an indoor 5 a side with a balcony (if we have any spectaters or SMACS cheer leaders) or a flood lit 11 a-side astroturf pitch if there loads of us (which i doubt there will be)
Will sort it out tommorrow and get some dates
Will sort it out tommorrow and get some dates
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
no astroturf I hate the stuff. Indoor it is then
Better get an ambulance on site if we're gonna have young vs old
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Dont you like your knee caps skinned and burnt then
Indoor it is then
Better get an ambulance on site if we're gonna have young vs old
Indoor it is then
Better get an ambulance on site if we're gonna have young vs old
- mmm I can see us young uns getting a few broken legs - lets mix it up a bit - Can I be on howards/chiefs 
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From: On the PC, sipping a beer and listing to old skool choons :)
We dont have a bar onsite anymore tho, as it was turned into a aerobic room 
So we wont be able to have a shandy afterwards unless we gib off somewhere else (theres coke vending machines, but they dont have beers in them )
So we wont be able to have a shandy afterwards unless we gib off somewhere else (theres coke vending machines, but they dont have beers in them )
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Ive provisionally booked us in on Dec 19th for 2 hours just in case anyones late, so hope thats do-able for everyone
All the university clubs finish on the 15th so its booked up till then, bloody students
Im workin tommorrow so will have a gander and see if i can grab any other times too
The more the merrier
just in case anyones late, so hope thats do-able for everyone All the university clubs finish on the 15th so its booked up till then, bloody students
Im workin tommorrow so will have a gander and see if i can grab any other times too
The more the merrier
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Greatstuff bit of a warm up then flat out end to end stuff - Anybody know Mike sweany off the radio - I play on a wednesday night at copley with him - my got his fitness level is 
- I want to be like that at his age - must be about 55 now
- I want to be like that at his age - must be about 55 now
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From: Salford & SMACS,,,,,,,,, and in the smacs muppets and numpty thread
Originally Posted by 51st state
check out the "panorama finishes" thread in non scooby related
hilarious
hilarious
proper wind up
