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Old Oct 24, 2009 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
that would either be danny or jackie

he can talk for britain danny
It was Jackie, couldnt remember their names
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Old Oct 24, 2009 | 10:38 PM
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i like that funnily i posted this message before you posted it


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Old Oct 24, 2009 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by K30FOY
It was Jackie, couldnt remember their names

Dan pops up on here every know and then but i dont think jackie posts that often! they might be keeping a eye out if they told you about this thread

Danny is Scouse2 on here
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Old Oct 24, 2009 | 11:14 PM
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i cant wait till tomorrow

im not looking forward to being kept behind for a hour tho
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Old Oct 24, 2009 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i cant wait till tomorrow

im not looking forward to being kept behind for a hour tho
be worth it though Im gonna be watching it on the internet
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Old Oct 24, 2009 | 11:36 PM
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may have a look at watches on fleabay. nothing posh, just you get some unusualy designs from the far east
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Old Oct 24, 2009 | 11:38 PM
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id **** holly willabooby
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 12:05 AM
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just bought 4 watches
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 12:11 AM
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The 2nd hand car market is going crazy her fiesta is worth more then we paid for it a year ago im so tempted to trade it in for the same year but a fiesta ST
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
The 2nd hand car market is going crazy her fiesta is worth more then we paid for it a year ago im so tempted to trade it in for the same year but a fiesta ST
trade it and get some mods for you scoob
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 05:44 PM
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Missing Persons appeal

Please help!

Authorities in Manchester are desperately seeking Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand.

The pair were last seen at Anfield at around 2pm but haven't been seen since.

If you have any information as to their where abouts please contact Manchester Metropolitan Police, or email MissingpairOfDonkeys@Where'syourtitlegone.co.uk.

There have also been unconfirmed reports that Fernando Torres is being questioned by police, after a supporter of Manchester United (Chun-Xing Lee) alerted authorities to Torres' bulging pockets.
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 07:17 PM
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For my good friend peter higham, who has an eye for a nice watch, and an **** for a team. X X

You're just a fat Spanish waiter, fat Spanish waiii-ter, you're just a fat Spanish waiii-ter.
You're just a fat Spanish waiter, fat Spanish waiii-ter, you're just a fat Spanish waiii-ter.
You're just a fat Spanish waiter, fat Spanish waiii-ter, you're just a fat Spanish waiii-ter.

You're just a fat Spanish waiter, fat Spanish waiii-ter, you're just a fat Spanish waiii-ter.
You're just a fat Spanish waiter, fat Spanish waiii-ter, you're just a fat Spanish waiii-ter.
You're just a fat Spanish waiter, fat Spanish waiii-ter, you're just a fat Spanish waiii-ter.




LOVE YOU ALL............
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 07:53 PM
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****

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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 07:57 PM
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i have only been home for a hour

ffs what a day! we get dropped round the worse area round anfield and have to walk in then the coach gets smashed up 2 mins after we got off then get back to the other side of stanley park only to find no coach has come to pick us up, i thought we were in the ****

luckly the bus turned up about half hour after all the other coaches left, i felt a lot longer
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Missing Persons appeal

Please help!

Authorities in Manchester are desperately seeking Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand.

The pair were last seen at Anfield at around 2pm but haven't been seen since.

If you have any information as to their where abouts please contact Manchester Metropolitan Police, or email MissingpairOfDonkeys@Where'syourtitlegone.co.uk.

There have also been unconfirmed reports that Fernando Torres is being questioned by police, after a supporter of Manchester United (Chun-Xing Lee) alerted authorities to Torres' bulging pockets.
Pedant mode on "it is Greater Manchester Police GMP not the met" Pedant mode off



oh and as a footnote their titles are safe locked up at OT, Where are your current squads title?
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 08:04 PM
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It was a very poor game
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 11:37 PM
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just been to blackpool lights
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 11:38 PM
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what a load of $hite
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Old Oct 25, 2009 | 11:38 PM
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literally wasted a 1/4 tank sat in traffic
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
literally wasted a 1/4 tank sat in traffic

you should of emptied the rest on the prom and set fire to the pikey inbred place
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you should of emptied the rest on the prom and set fire to the pikey inbred place
it is a dive
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
it is a dive
last time i went it was full of pakistani people, they were everywhere, they also took to the beach and thought it was normal to leave the dirty nappies everywhere. it was funny though as we had the dog with us and they are terrified of dogs, especially big staff's, they gave us a wide berth
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:41 AM
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good game today, i couldnt bring myself to watch it live so i listened to it whilst cleaning the cars. watched it twice since though
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:42 AM
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Does anyone know anything about nissan vanettes? there is a cheap one by ours and i need a small van for some work i now do
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:43 AM
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going to college tomorrow to sign in then i can **** off as its half term, got loads of other work on so i will go and get that done.
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:44 AM
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then on tuesday im off to london (dagenham) for 3 days, work is paying for it all, im going down with one of the lads and we are measuring up for work that i coming back to our place
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:46 AM
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looking forward to it as its always good to see how other factories work, ive heard dagenham is that big though that you could fit our place in the corner, it used to have the biggest foundary in europe which is some going in itself
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:47 AM
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then on friday im only in for 5 an half hours an im out in the night, going to the comedy club and then on the lash
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:48 AM
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our kid is home for the last time this year so its our christmas night out for him, im looking forward to requesting the pogues on the kareoke
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Old Oct 26, 2009 | 12:49 AM
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you scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy ******
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