Whoo hoo hows it Monkey man?

 

A up Carl mate
Not to bad mate, apart from being sat in work with a cold!
Id give anything to go back to bed

 

bummer

 

considering he ^^ wont be online for a while, i thought i would break the news that baby emily was born tonight at 7.54pm at 6.11lb

both jo and emily are fine

congratulations mate

 

Thanks Pete

Im home now on my jack as jo is staying in tonight - I cant fookin sleep im so excited its a weird feeling

Fingers crossed they can come home tomorrow if all is well

I feel about 10 with a fiver in my pocket to go and buy some sweets

 

congrats

 

i love that last line

 

nice one mate, all go well then? piece of **** really in it, the woman just make a meal of it

£5 at 10 years of age i dont have that kind of money now never mind when i was 10

 

Congratulations Justin and Jo

Enjoy every minute mate

 

Thanks people

bonus today too is ive caught the mouse in the loft - half a parrot prune and peanut butter I just hope there was only 1

 

congratulations on catching the mouse mate. oh yes and on youre new arrival if you cant sleep now wait till they come home anyway good luck and enjoy every minute my lad went to high school yesterday and it only seems like yesterday he was born.

 

Thanks m8 yeah cant sleep - ah well I need something to do as I cant polish the car in this weather

 

that mouse looks quite large, would expect more

any news on the homecoming yet?????? get your sleep whilst you can

when you complain about them now, wait until she is running round everywhere, climbing on things etc Ours can now open the child stair gates

 

ive reset the traps nothing yet - th number of droppings was tiny so I dont expect there to be more

were fookin knackered m8 jo had no sleep in the 2 days she was in hospital - shes home now and first night was last night we had no choice but to use some SMA ready made stuff as emily just wouldnt feed on jos norks, she was crying all night and waking up every 2 mins as she was hungry - it did the job as we sort of got some sleep then she cryed again as she did an almighty crap she was farting all night and they stunk

She takes after me

 

No posts for over 3 days - WTF

Where's Jay when you need him

 

im fookin knackered were off out today should be intresting

 

have you changed any nappies with mustard in yet

 

to be fair there not that bad as I expected them to be only funny thing is her peeing when her nappy is off and she once fired a turd out while her nappy was off

 

bit like full de cat and anti lag

 

 

been working stupid hours (15 hr days with 2 hours total traelling )

 

changed my rear brake pads last night, mitsubishi quoted just under £200 inc vat supplied only

 

got them from camskill for £27 inc vat, easy to change a well both sides done wthin an hour

 

Alright all

Blimy this place has been rather quiet over the last few weeks

 

Wonder if Justin is adjusting to life without sleep yet
Good lad mate, i cant wait to be a Dad

 

Man i need to get to bed, work in the morning

 

Been a crazy, stressful day that i dont wish on anyone

 

 

Cheeky Cheeky