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Old 27 July 2009, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
got my new insurance today £1136 best I could do with all the mods covered on a like for like replacement


whos that with did you try KM

I only pay £600 with mods - then again it is half the BHP of yours
Old 27 July 2009, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i fancy ibiza next year, its supposed to be great for families

i think you may have overheard someone saying ibiza is awesome with the little ones
Old 27 July 2009, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Arrr no ****** will trade with me in tourniment edition

My missus has jacked in work now and finished a week early as 2 people have swine flue (confirmend cases) no way is she going in her boss was a co-ck and was only arsed about them being busy

**** em
Old 27 July 2009, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Yeah stop talking pap on here as its foe important cybernations talk only
Old 27 July 2009, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
just drive your fooking car for ***** sake, if your mileage goes up ask pete if one of his neighbours will clock it for you. its a fooking car that is meant to be driven so fooking drive the thing and stop worrying about mileage/cleaning it


Old 27 July 2009, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon


whos that with did you try KM

I only pay £600 with mods - then again it is half the BHP of yours
A Plan, moley is off due to a house move and they said no one else would be able to do a good deal dont understand that to be honest.

If you think about it though the car is valued and insured for 11k running just shy of 400bhp and has a few nice mods on (carbon fibre rear spoiler) so its not too bad especially with a manchester postcode
Old 27 July 2009, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i can tell from your photos


Old 27 July 2009, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
A Plan, moley is off due to a house move and they said no one else would be able to do a good deal dont understand that to be honest.

If you think about it though the car is valued and insured for 11k running just shy of 400bhp and has a few nice mods on (carbon fibre rear spoiler) so its not too bad especially with a manchester postcode

i was paying £820 for main rd in a worst postcode and all mods declared plus you are married. i think its a bit steep
Old 27 July 2009, 08:15 PM
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when moley is back I would do a quote off him - you never know he could save you a few hundred I bet that would really **** on your chips

I found Aplan expensive but not that expensive they didnt see them lexarse lights did they

My insurance is due soon
Old 27 July 2009, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
think the 63 miles is each way
The 22p is standard expenses rate if it is part of your contract, im currently getting the 40p as its not part of my existing contract so I get it at a higher rate, (however after certain annual mileage it does drop anyway)
Dont know where they get the £90 from for the fuel card, is that something that there shouldnt be a charge for?

So far fastfordwantedawr1eventhoughtheyaregheyincolour you are earning your right to a drink
So are you going to be doing the same mileage as you are now? i.e. 153 miles per day 5 days a week

How much fuel will you use on a monthly basis? Private and work

Before I can give you the answer can you ask where they get the #90 per month from for the fuel card? Is it based on 20% or 40% tax?

Also will the use of the fuel card be unrestricted or will there be a monthly limit?
Old 27 July 2009, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
So are you going to be doing the same mileage as you are now? i.e. 153 miles per day 5 days a week

How much fuel will you use on a monthly basis? Private and work

Before I can give you the answer can you ask where they get the #90 per month from for the fuel card? Is it based on 20% or 40% tax?

Also will the use of the fuel card be unrestricted or will there be a monthly limit?
will ask tomorrow where the £90 comes from. The fuel card is unrestricted can use it for both work and personal use. Thinking about it maybe worthwhile just getting the expenses and getting a cheap runabout. That way im not adding mileage to the evo (765 per week) and I could still make a bit. Same mileage yes.
Old 27 July 2009, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i was paying £820 for main rd in a worst postcode and all mods declared plus you are married. i think its a bit steep
there was only 1 insurance co that would touch me in manchester and even then they had to push them and showed them my house on google maps. Its only the fact that its a new build area that they agreed to it????

To be honest when I had the scoob, I was insured with KM as A plan wouldnt insure me as I hadnt driven the car for a year, however they kept my details on record and the following year quoted me less than KM. I managed to get KM close to it but they were still more expensive, however I stayed with KM then as A Plan refused the previous year.
I dont understand how only 1 person at an inusrance co can get the good quotes doesnt make sense to me, there has got to be something fundementally wrong
Old 27 July 2009, 10:11 PM
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Yes yes yes Smac faces

Hows everyone doin
Old 27 July 2009, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i think you may have overheard someone saying ibiza is awesome with the little ones



Oh how very true
Old 27 July 2009, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yes yes yes Smac faces

Hows everyone doin

Word up!!!

monkey
Old 27 July 2009, 10:16 PM
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feckin ell is that the man of monkeyness?????
Old 27 July 2009, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey



Oh how very true


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Went to chill factor yesterday and **** me it rekindled my love of the mountains It'd been a few years so i was a little nervous, but within 20 feet of dropping onto the slope the confidence came flooding back and i had a fookin grat time, could of stayed all day
Oh how i wish i could afford to get to teh Alps again
Old 27 July 2009, 10:17 PM
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**** this thread has just come alive with people
Old 27 July 2009, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
Word up!!!

monkey
YoYoYo Petepete

Hows it hangin u big dirty red ******


Hows the MR2 had any **** out fun yet
Old 27 July 2009, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Went to chill factor yesterday and **** me it rekindled my love of the mountains It'd been a few years so i was a little nervous, but within 20 feet of dropping onto the slope the confidence came flooding back and i had a fookin grat time, could of stayed all day
Oh how i wish i could afford to get to teh Alps again

i still havent been!!

what happened to the smacs trip there?? who was supposed to have been organising that?
Old 27 July 2009, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
feckin ell is that the man of monkeyness?????
Indeed it is mate
Hows that badass evo of yours

Duuuuuude i soooooooo want to rag the nads of that
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got some daves insanity sauce the other day from asda. I like things hot but that stuff is hot.
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
YoYoYo Petepete

Hows it hangin u big dirty red ******


Hows the MR2 had any **** out fun yet
MotMot

to the right as always

oh yes, yesterday was awesome when it was pissing down im getting more comfortable with it
Old 27 July 2009, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i still havent been!!

what happened to the smacs trip there?? who was supposed to have been organising that?
F4ck knows but im well in if anyone fancies it
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
got some daves insanity sauce the other day from asda. I like things hot but that stuff is hot.

motty, is that the same **** you tried getting me to eat at the meet?
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
F4ck knows but im well in if anyone fancies it
sweet
Old 27 July 2009, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Indeed it is mate
Hows that badass evo of yours

Duuuuuude i soooooooo want to rag the nads of that
im going the next smacs meet so if your going I will take you out for a blast in it
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Originally Posted by pete higham
MotMot

to the right as always

oh yes, yesterday was awesome when it was pissing down im getting more comfortable with it
Sweet, youll have to take me fopr a spin at the next meet

Ive been tempted with a Z4 over the last few months, but am saving for a house with the missus so my sh1te p1sshat will have to do for another couple of years


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