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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:11 PM
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good trip to mexico????

it was good mate, long flights like but good, really lovely people there as well, i fainted halfway through the wedding though due to lack of water and the heat was caught on video so youll see it soon on youve been framed

went for a walk up a hill till i saw a fooking big tarantula and then i turned and ran back down as fast as i could it was huge and apparantly very common out there
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:13 PM
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noel gallagher was on radio 1 this morning, that guy is funny

ye i heard a bit, the bit were he said liam told the crowd to stop clapping cos they were at a rock concert
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:14 PM
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most tarrantula's arent poisionous, they are ugly scary looking ******* though and its their hairs that they shoot of that are nasty
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:14 PM
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yes I know, scoobnet is playing funny beggars again so I read it after I posted it as an extra few posts appeared

mine is ok
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:15 PM
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most tarrantula's arent poisionous, they are ugly scary looking ******* though and its their hairs that they shoot of that are nasty

well it scared the **** out of me, our kid wasnt arsed an got some boss pictures of it as i was running off screaming
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:15 PM
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just taken delivery of my new tv, had to pop home though to accept delivery. feckin good job im in trafford park today and not doncaster
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:16 PM
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think ill have some cheesy beans and then go back out
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:17 PM
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just taken delivery of my new tv, had to pop home though to accept delivery. feckin good job im in trafford park today and not doncaster
you cant beat new toys can you
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:20 PM
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when I was at home as well. the council man came round and said he will give permission to drop the kerbs He said as it was only going to be 3 kerbs max it would only cost less than £100
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:22 PM
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you cant beat new toys can you
certainly cant, got a new laptop yesterday and a new sony av reciever. All I need know is my high gloss finish plastic for the wall that the tv will stick out from then the lounge is complete
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:25 PM
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when I was at home as well. the council man came round and said he will give permission to drop the kerbs He said as it was only going to be 3 kerbs max it would only cost less than £100

cant they do your drive as well for cheap
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:26 PM
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certainly cant, got a new laptop yesterday and a new sony av reciever. All I need know is my high gloss finish plastic for the wall that the tv will stick out from then the lounge is complete

you cant beat re-mortgagin/credit cards/finance can you
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:31 PM
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how **** is 5th gear, it is really really bad, tom ford and the other to55er are so annoying its unbelievable
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:31 PM
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off out again, see you all later, have a nice day now
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:40 PM
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you cant beat re-mortgagin/credit cards/finance can you
Wouldnt know, not done/got any of those things, in fact my mortgage is dirt cheap at the moment due to the low interest rate and having it over 2 years, as soon as they start going up, I will assess and remortgage if neccesary to give me the best financial deal
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cya later
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 09:31 PM
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how **** is 5th gear, it is really really bad, tom ford and the other to55er are so annoying its unbelievable

I keep forgetting it's on!
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 09:37 PM
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i have never been in a car with such brutal power delivery
Reminds me of my sti.

I miss that car, but the Classic is still a cracker. Even if it does need a power steering pump and discs/pads all round.

Talking of brutal power delivery, I'm hoping to bring my brother's new toy next month. Fingers crossed for dry weather.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 09:43 PM
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Just need to work out a way to move the fixed seat back so I can get in the bl00dy thing!
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 10:06 PM
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Just need to work out a way to move the fixed seat back so I can get in the bl00dy thing!

how much does he want for it?

why not lose some weight you will get in then and also be more healthier
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 11:55 PM
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goin to oasis on sat at wembley
haha quality, a good mate of mine is going to that too, he's in a corporate box and has a fully paid for bar (lucky ****!)
Wish i was goin, it starting at 3 ish isnt it till 11 ish??? Gonna be plenty of pissed up ****** swinging hay makers

Ill be getting rat arsed in manchester for an old mates leaving do, but would rather be watching the boys singing good old manchester songs

YouTube - Don't Look Back In Anger

YouTube - Champagne Supernova

YouTube - Little By Little

YouTube - Stand By Me

YouTube - Wonderwall

Arrhhhh some belters eh
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 12:13 AM
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yes were getting there for 3 to watch them all, we are staying in the premier lodge at the end of wembley way so its crawling distance for us
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Old Jul 10, 2009 | 12:14 AM
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just watching the tour, these guys are unbelievable, you dont realise how much tactics there are until you read a book bout it, i read both of lance;s recently, that man is unbelievable, i dare you read it an not think so, even if your not into cycling you will enjoy and admire the man
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Old Jul 11, 2009 | 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
how much does he want for it?
Lol. He's only had it 5 minutes. Don't think he'll get bored either as it's fookin mental.

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why not lose some weight you will get in then and also be more healthier
I have no problems width wise. It's my height. - I'd have to hack 4" out of my shins to be able to drive it with the seat where it is!!

For the record, I've been going to the gym 3 times a week since Christmas and I'm now two holes smaller on my belt.
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Old Jul 11, 2009 | 07:45 PM
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For the record, I've been going to the gym 3 times a week since Christmas and I'm now two holes smaller on my belt.
bigger belt?
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Old Jul 11, 2009 | 07:46 PM
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svs your a cleaning freak, what products are good for cleaning?? autoglym any good???
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Old Jul 11, 2009 | 09:08 PM
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svs your a cleaning freak, what products are good for cleaning?? autoglym any good???

Polished Bliss - Car Care Products - Car Care Advice - Detailing Services - Scotland - UK

Dust the credit card off and go crazy!
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Old Jul 11, 2009 | 09:13 PM
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bigger belt?




Lots of hours on the treadmill, rowing machine, bicycle and a variety of weight machines.

Not been for 3 weeks now since we moved house and the belly is coming back already.

Must start going again next week.
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Old Jul 12, 2009 | 07:34 AM
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bloody ell, lot of stuff on that site and not cheap either
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Old Jul 12, 2009 | 11:12 PM
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Lots of hours on the treadmill, rowing machine, bicycle and a variety of weight machines.

Not been for 3 weeks now since we moved house and the belly is coming back already.

Must start going again next week.
once youve stopped you wont go back, just accept the belly an get on with your life, its great going to Mcdonalds 3 times a week instead of the gym
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