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Old 27 May 2009, 08:47 PM
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moto GP aswell

the doctor fell off at the last race
Old 27 May 2009, 08:48 PM
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whats whiskey face going to do for the second half

ask for a miracle
Old 27 May 2009, 08:50 PM
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come on SHREK

SORT EM OUT
Old 27 May 2009, 10:05 PM
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Your a bad bad man Mr H
Old 27 May 2009, 10:08 PM
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Any hoo......
























HOW THE SHIZZZZNIT IS EVERYONE


Not been on for donkers, all work and not much play these days
Man i miss being tw4ted all the time, its just no fun being sober during the week
Old 27 May 2009, 10:52 PM
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Saying that im sat here drinking f6ck loads of the finest beer as im off till next monday due to a mates wedding tommorrow, so BEER BEER BEER for me, ive got like 3 days to drink as much as i can and sunday to sleep it off
Feckin ace or what

slurp that gurgeler
Old 27 May 2009, 11:10 PM
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Mmmmm, seems like nish posts at night these days eh

Fanny burgers
Old 27 May 2009, 11:18 PM
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Had to mention a badass tune for your virgin ears as i know you all still listen to elvis gaybot
Now this should get your blood flowing, and your kung-fu karate choping body grooving
BADASSSSSS TUUUUUUUUNE

YouTube - Groove Armada - Lightsonic

Yeah baby YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Old 27 May 2009, 11:43 PM
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Well biff holes, i cant be arsed continuing with the antiques of my spammy past, so i bid the all fare well, clag nut juice a plenty, and i hope you all sniff bell cheese soon

Toodle pip for now smac heads

I is gonna get smashed

****
Old 28 May 2009, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
what a load of b*llOcks
why do you have to go to the game to have an opinion on it
and why would some who doesn't listern to everyone else
they also might watch everygame on tv

and if they collect all sorts football memorabilia rubbish whats the problem??
i personally can't see the appeal but i accept that theres plenty of oddballs in this world

you really dont understand if you have never been howie, going to a game and watching it on tele is totally different, you see the whole game not just what the tele producers want you to see, you can seee the off ball work, the marking the teamwork, the runs everything.

collecting all the memorabilia but not going is like me having a load of scooby clothes but no car
Old 28 May 2009, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
BARCELONA 1 - 0 MAN UTD


oops

so tonight for one night only, howie now supports barca
Old 28 May 2009, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
wonder how many people in the rest of europe are watching this football game

i wasnt, i had a great ride out on my bike and then watched the apprentice
Old 28 May 2009, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
which of the teams will have the biggest support throughout europe tonight

barcelona or man utd
be interesting to know that, barca have one of the biggest fan bases in the world
Old 28 May 2009, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
man utd need to speed up, being closed down far to quickly

you been listening to the commentators their howie
Old 28 May 2009, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
can see pete lighting up a spliff already
his nerves are shot

if he did he will probably be kicked out, italy's no smoking laws are stricter than ours
Old 28 May 2009, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Any hoo......

HOW THE SHIZZZZNIT IS EVERYONE

Not been on for donkers, all work and not much play these days
Man i miss being tw4ted all the time, its just no fun being sober during the week

wahay speedy man how you doing mate
Old 28 May 2009, 09:41 AM
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what a superb sunny morning, i feel fooking brilliant today for some reason
Old 28 May 2009, 09:43 AM
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my little lad aint well today, threw up about 5 this morning and then just before, so keeping him out of nursery for the day and im going to get on with college work whilst he is sleepin
Old 28 May 2009, 09:44 AM
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think ill pop over to the sport section, it was funny last night, there was the usual i want a fight threads an everything
Old 28 May 2009, 11:04 AM
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Old 28 May 2009, 11:37 AM
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beautiful day isnt it jaythe sun is shining and for some reason i have a bit of a spring in my step
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my lad loves a programme called wonder pets, its the most annoyin prog out there, they sing really badly an none of it seems to rythme
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i need to find out how to get rid of frogs, i fooking hate them, they are still getting in my pond even though they now have to jump about 8' to get onto the decking
Old 28 May 2009, 11:41 AM
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my dad said he is going to give us some money towards the pool gaurd, he wanted to buy us some furniture but this will last longer so i think he wants this now instead
Old 28 May 2009, 11:45 AM
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my lad was supposed to be in nursery today and i had work to get done, going to have to put it off till the weekend now as we dont want his nan coming round to look after him cos she may pass the bug onto the other two grandchildren and one of them is only 6 days old
Old 28 May 2009, 11:46 AM
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think ill pop back into sport an carry on trying to wind them all up. ill mention our past glories that always gets them going
Old 28 May 2009, 12:19 PM
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im halfway through my business assignment, i have to put a business paln together for a company i want to set up. doing my head in now
Old 28 May 2009, 12:20 PM
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only got a few eeeks of college left anyway, the only thing about that is when i go to work on a monday if im on earlies i have to start at 5.30
Old 28 May 2009, 12:21 PM
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it takes it toll on the rest o the week as your in work at 6.30 every other day
Old 28 May 2009, 12:22 PM
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it helps going in on your bike though as it wakes you up for the day


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