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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:12 PM
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Anyone had anything off shell recently in the post
i dont use shell
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:12 PM
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esso baby all the way
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:12 PM
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Spare ribs anyone


She needs a good fat steak washed down with a couple of blocks of lard and a dollop of butter for good measure
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:13 PM
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hes still got more grease in his hair then on his nails though
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:13 PM
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please tell me that is not a real pic
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
esso baby all the way

cheapskate

I got a nice free card album

which was nice
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:14 PM
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ric and pete
oh i forgot justin



whats with the big nails
ric , not one of your better posts,
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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Yeah mate, its all this dress size 0 all the daft american girls yern for
She needs a good slap and then feeding lots and lots
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Bet Ric would rattle her bones
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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nope my car isnt mapped for it and im glad there are only 2 stations neart mine and they are the dearest stations round here
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:16 PM
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Evening mr H - how did you go on at John WRX rally thing - any good
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
ric , not one of your better posts,
whats not a good post
Tell me, i will strive to do better
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yeah mate, its all this dress size 0 all the daft american girls yern for
She needs a good slap and then feeding lots and lots
that is disgusting, it reminded me of all those starving africans we were reminded of while growing up in the 80's/90's
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Bet Ric would rattle her bones

Maybe after a few steaks and a beer i might
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:18 PM
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Think something wrong with his leg

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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:19 PM
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after she has eaten half a cow maybe
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:19 PM
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Know what you mean mate, i always felt really guilty seeing those pics, it always seemed to be at the time i was stuffing my face with a chip butty too
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Think something wrong with his leg



**** the leg look at the foot
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:20 PM
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Justin, you need to cut your toe nails mate, lookin a little crusty there mate
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Evening mr H - how did you go on at John WRX rally thing - any good

yep, was ther this afternoon and it was good, if we could watch in between all the banter , that was passing between mr higham!!, andy-s, fwdnutz, and zip-dave,
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Know what you mean mate, i always felt really guilty seeing those pics, it always seemed to be at the time i was stuffing my face with a chip butty too
yep they were always put on at tea time
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:23 PM
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yep, was ther this afternoon and it was good, if we could watch in between all the banter , that was passing between mr higham!!, andy-s, fwdnutz, and zip-dave,
it was a good day today i had a proper laugh, always do tho
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Justin, you need to cut your toe nails mate, lookin a little crusty there mate
I know m8 but I cannot bend me leg - will you do it for me
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:24 PM
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I could get a better finish if i nibble them
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:25 PM
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eeeeeeewwwww stop it
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
it was a good day today i had a proper laugh, always do tho
and thanks to johnwrx for the grand finale

shouldn't laugh really but it made the wait worth while
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:27 PM
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please tell me you dont nibble your own toenails ric!!!
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:28 PM
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and thanks to johnwrx for the grand finale

shouldn't laugh really but it made the wait worth while



i did say just before that we had not seen any accidents today then lo and behold john goes and stuffs it into the tyres
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
please tell me you dont nibble your own toenails ric!!!
No just the girlfriends mate
Im kinky like that
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Originally Posted by pete higham


i did say just before that we had not seen any accidents today then lo and behold john goes and stuffs it into the tyres

Was it a bad one?????????
Was he ok??????
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