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Feb 3, 2009 | 09:24 AM
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the insurers solicitors have been in contact, with regards to covering my losses and any personal injuries sustained.
3 prescriptions cost me £21.30
Got a letter at home regarding my accident, mrs wanted to open it but I tol dher NO (nosy cow)
Feb 3, 2009 | 09:53 AM
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My fookin cars dirty - not happy
Feb 3, 2009 | 09:54 AM
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Feb 3, 2009 | 10:02 AM
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ive just done the biggest turd ever, no word of a lie it must have been at least 2ft long, where the **** my body has stored that I dont know
Feb 3, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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I tried to flush it 3 times but it just wouldnt go
I had to get the bog brush out and break it into chunks
then the water went all dirty and very very smelly
Feb 3, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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its all that crap you eat lentil soup - just eat junk and all will be normal
Feb 3, 2009 | 10:04 AM
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then took a further 2 flushes to get a clear water again
put a shed load of domestos down as well
Luckily there is only me using the toilet there as there is only me here and its in out brew house
thank **** for that
Feb 3, 2009 | 10:04 AM
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not eaten any soup for a bit, back on cornflakes. One of the tablets I am on can cause constipation. I reckon it has been a steady build up as I havent been for a few days (usually at least twice a day)
Feb 3, 2009 | 10:06 AM
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Feb 3, 2009 | 10:08 AM
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seriously it would have sunk the bismark
Feb 3, 2009 | 10:10 AM
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think you can get the same one in tesco for the same price
Mrs was looking at it the other week
Feb 3, 2009 | 01:13 PM
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I see "H" bottled out of banger racing!!
Feb 4, 2009 | 08:34 AM
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blimey no posts since yesterday dinner
Feb 4, 2009 | 08:34 AM
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morning all
Feb 4, 2009 | 08:35 AM
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letter I got yesterday was from the other party admitting liability
doesnt fecking help me out though
Feb 4, 2009 | 08:35 AM
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think I am going to look at some ford cougars, in particular the 2.5 v6 model
Feb 4, 2009 | 08:36 AM
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its not really a sporty car but looks a bit different and it is supposed to sound really nice
Gonna do a bit of research on the 2.5 v6 duratec engines to see what they are like and if they can be tuned much
Feb 4, 2009 | 08:37 AM
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right moff for a perusal for a bit
Feb 4, 2009 | 11:13 AM
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you can buy something similar from car phone warehouse etc for £20 but you get a free sim with £10 credit on it
Feb 4, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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I see "H" bottled out of banger racing!!
can't race it if i haven't got it !!!!
Feb 4, 2009 | 11:15 AM
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anyone see the "cops" programme last night
Feb 4, 2009 | 11:15 AM
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Feb 4, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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Feb 4, 2009 | 11:18 AM
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Feb 4, 2009 | 11:21 AM
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funnily my car is off to yorkshire today
Feb 4, 2009 | 11:45 AM
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think I am going to go for a cougar 2.5 v6, then spend about £300 on a bluefin and I should have around about 200bhp with a load more torque
Should make for a nice relaxing drive
Feb 4, 2009 | 03:15 PM
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I need a wee
Feb 4, 2009 | 03:29 PM
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I need a wee
Well done
Feb 5, 2009 | 08:28 AM
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