good lad, new year is **** anyway, loads of girls want kissing on the lips and they all have the mange

 

allways has been ****

feckin big rip off

 

thats got to hurt when they drop the barrels in

 

Taxi, how far you going, oh just the usual down the pub, ok that'll be £52.90 please. oh and no food please what no tip?

 

thats mark felix, he's from blackburn and a plasterer

 

Where you going tonight? just my local, the pub i go every week, except tonight its £40 to get in and the bar staff have been shipped in from the island of miserable ***** have a nice night now

 

you better re word that moneys

 

thats the guy, he's a fecking beast in he, did you see the other fella yesterday doing the truck pull, hell of a guy

 

 

thats bang on

 

this is more like it

where have you been ????

moneys , higham , come on weres speedmonkey

 

have you seen them now doing the scouse? there lifting 4 wheels at once, there alloys as well, there mums must be from speke, they must be so proud

 

hahahahhah the gut on that laurance fella. he must work out in jd wetherspoons

 

speedy will be in panto somewhere. the seven dwarves, he's always busy this time of year

 

round 4 has rewriten the limits for this year ,

axle press was easiest the best yet , by a mile!!! 11reps

 

pete hows the bike? was looking at your pics on facebook, it looks fooking lovely, how much did you get it for?

 

the men are proper athletes now, its not just abou strength but also fitness, the truck pulling was brilliant the other day, some of them we trying to run with the fecking truck on there back

 

you not out tonight howie? where is Lisa?

 

whats happened to nell mcandrew? she looks like a right dog now. her hair is to short, its to man like for me, i want something i can pull on while i scuttle up behind her

 

speedymonkey as a dwarf and pete higham as virgin mary

 

oh yes get in there its brucie night on 5 at 9pm i think ill shoot myself now

 

not bothered about going out, last year we were in french ski resort for newyear fookin great night

not bothered here, going to neighbours house shortly, all the locals will be there

 

nail and head

 

weres pete gone

 

your friendly neighbours

 

learn his lines

 

fast and the furious now for me. think ill have a poo first and then open a beer

 

spell it out ste, i must have missed it
we get too mush for him

 

it is quality! i have been out on it 4/5 times since i have got it

it was supposed to be RRP £500 but i got it for £330 as it is an 06 model (like im arsed) the best thing is that it has come with a better spec than it had on the internet (better forks and much better brakes)

here is the link Bikes 2U Direct -- Mountain Bikes : Front suspension -- Claud Butler Cape Wrath Disc