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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 10:05 AM
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 10:51 AM
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You should of said Justin i've been after a cheap Sat nav
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
I would be 4th in your aliance if I was to join

you need to start buying donations to boost you
buying donations for my nation or for other nations ?

If you do it for other nations what should you charge money and tech wise?
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 10:58 AM
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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You should of said Justin i've been after a cheap Sat nav
TBH m8 its out dated even after 3 years - it does the job half the time but roads change and the unit proccessing power is slow in todays terms

but I may be able to get hold of some cheap tom tom 730T for 180 quid each rather then £250 brand new boxed so will know more soon
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
buying donations for my nation or for other nations ?

If you do it for other nations what should you charge money and tech wise?
well donations are worth a lot to a nation of my size I get one every month and I pay 9 million and 150 tech

but some people charge more like 12 million and some tech it depends how desparate the other person want it

donation givs you 200 infra and 200 land - 400k in cash and 20 tech (i think) If I was to buy it all on its own it would cost me a whopping 78 million
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:15 PM
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Bored to tears today.
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:15 PM
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Can't do any work because my biggest customer has hit their credit limit.
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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My boss doesn't want to tell them that though.
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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I've got to artificially extend all my delivery times and also tell them our stocks have been cleared out.
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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I've no problem doing that but I get the same enquiries from different merchants.
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:20 PM
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typical boss, get other people to do the dirty work
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
well donations are worth a lot to a nation of my size I get one every month and I pay 9 million and 150 tech

but some people charge more like 12 million and some tech it depends how desparate the other person want it

donation givs you 200 infra and 200 land - 400k in cash and 20 tech (i think) If I was to buy it all on its own it would cost me a whopping 78 million
what infra level are you on?

im on about 3800 ish
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:21 PM
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So i'm telling one customer delivery next year and the others by this monday.
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:22 PM
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ive got a nose full of bogey's today but its like ever lasting bogey's.

I pick and then they are still there
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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just be honest with the customer, your company doesnt owe you anything. tell the customer that they are upto their limit, they may appreciate you honesty and if your really lucky they may offer you a job
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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ive got a nose full of bogey's today but its like ever lasting bogey's.

I pick and then they are still there

*places hands over ears and starts chanting "La La La, too much information"*
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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putting the lottery on tonight.
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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got a feeling I will only lose a pound
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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im bored as well. Internet here is too slow to do any research
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
just be honest with the customer, your company doesnt owe you anything. tell the customer that they are upto their limit, they may appreciate you honesty and if your really lucky they may offer you a job
I have a good laugh with one of the guys down there. We share info that we're not supposed to know about each other's company. I've not told him directly about this but he thinks he knows what's up.

They've recently opened a branch about 5 minutes away from my mum's house and I've already asked it there's anything going but tbh I want out of the paper trade. It really is dying on it's **** (I appreciate other trades are too but this one is really bad! )
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
"La La La,"
la de da da

La la la

la de de da

one banana
two banana
three banana four

all dressed up for the second world war.
One had a tommy gun,
One had a stick.
One had a hand grenade tied to his ...

tra la la
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:31 PM
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Moff to Amita for a bit.

Tra'la.
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo

They've recently opened a branch about 5 minutes away from my mum's house and I've already asked it there's anything going but tbh I want out of the paper trade. It really is dying on it's **** (I appreciate other trades are too but this one is really bad! )
im still waiting to hear about this vimto job. Should have the details today
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 01:33 PM
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tatty ho
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
I would be 4th in your aliance if I was to join

you need to start buying donations to boost you


change the fcukin record






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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
change the fcukin record






Jealous are we
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
what infra level are you on?

im on about 3800 ish

on 8,799.99 lost 900+ in the last war should really be on almost 10 now
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
gonna research into the starbox today I think, good find by mr money. Can get them for £67 and should enable you to get various sports channels

let me know how you get on mate, also anyone know of any good deals on the wii? im after one with the wii fit as well
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Old Nov 5, 2008 | 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
let me know how you get on mate, also anyone know of any good deals on the wii? im after one with the wii fit as well
bowlers chipped console brand new with a years warrenty approx 200 quid should be less now

I want to sell mine but she wants it - its got about 50 games
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