Ive just had a massive poo

bonus was it was dry so easy wipe wahooooooooo

 

i prefer the wet wipes to be honest as it gives me a sense of achievement

 

Nah I like to get it out as fast as possible with least hassle as possible I need someone to wipe and flush for me so I dont have to wash my hands

 

the exploders are a particular favourite type of turd motion

 

morning all

 

stop talkin **** lol

 

Nothing like toilet talk

 

I cant find the sat nav I want for less then £250 grrrr

 

what sat nav is it?

 

Sat Nav From RedSave

 

have you thought about a pda (very cheap on ebay) and then get the sat nav software for it? should work out a lot less than £250 and you will be able to do more things on it as well

 

TomTom Go 530 with UK mapping

£230 for the tom tom go 530

 

730T tom tom is what I want -
Compare TomTom One, XL, 730T, 930T Europe

the 530t can be got for 200 quid but its uk maps only and smaller memory inside

just got some good news when I was made redundant with no warning we got redundancy and notice pay but we took them to court to try and claim the 90 days notice what we should of got weve been awarded with 8 weeks pay capped at £330 a week untaxed we all expected to get rock all

 

excellant news, how many people work there cos depending on that employers only need to give 30 days

You can stop being a tight **** now then and get the sat nav you want

 

240 worked there

Ive just won another pot noodle spinning fork I sold the first one on fleabay for 5 quid

 

then 90 days notice is the min

Cos there is only about 8 of us now, we only have to be given 30 days notice

So although we know we are going to be out of work, we still havent been officially given notice so if we leave beforehand we wont be entitled to anything

 

My application has actually gone in today though for a job at strangeways prison (or manchester prison as it is now known)

 

applied for another job, and then I got a call (which I missed) wanting me to call them re a new job thats just come up that I am suitable for

 

gonna ring them in a min see what the crack is. Think it is a job around bolton so only a 5 / 10 mins away from my house

 

judge awarded us 8 weeks only god knows why - I wasnt expecting anything so im pleased with that

 

PTJ

Just seen your ad for the STI, if only I was in a position to take such a beast from you

 

if I eventually get made redundant though then I may have some cash

 

I can picture my mrs face. Evening love, finished my last day at work so now unemployed. Look what ive got

 

think I need to get rid of my k & n on my car

 

at idle it sounds dog rough, however under acceleration it does sound quite good

 

Think I also need to check all main bolts that I had loosened recently for various work for the mot. Just want to make sure my hub isnt going to fly off the driveshaft

 

right time to make a phone call I think

 

This might sound harsh, but what sort of time scale are we talking? I'd quite happily put it in to storage for you if you were seriously considering it.

I could even come over to your gaff and take you for spin in it to get you hooked.

 

Our dogs are using the travel cages in the boot of the Vectra.

We thought we were going to have a problem with the Rotty because she doesn't like going in the kennel in the garden but it turns out she loves the cage.

We had a few practice runs in the house last night but it went better than ever expected today when the missus decided to try them in the car.

 

Just had anothe rmassive log