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Oct 27, 2008 | 01:44 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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jaytc2003
hmmm, wife, maiden name, wedding pic. Yep you should be worried, wedding pic she will look good (even by your standards
) and she is saying "look fella, I am married, but it means nothing, come and get me"
Get a keylogger
i fooking hope so, she has gone downhill since i put a ring on her finger, they all do. they just sit there eating crisps an chocolate
Oct 27, 2008 | 01:45 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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moneys
girls aloud
few of them I would play with, not the pasty white ginge though, she looked like lilly savage the other week on x factor
Oct 27, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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scoobyverysoon
it was up gee cross on a posh estate
rob from the rich not each other, who are the criminals the people who rob or the people who buy them?
Oct 27, 2008 | 01:47 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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moneys
i fooking hope so, she has gone downhill since i put a ring on her finger, they all do. they just sit there eating crisps an chocolate
change the ring to a ball and chain. That way if she carries on eating crisps and chocolate, the only person who will see her is the window cleaner when he comes round back
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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jaytc2003
few of them I would play with, not the pasty white ginge though, she looked like lilly savage the other week on x factor
the ginger one is my fav, she would be the best **** as she never gets it so would be a bit more wild an out there so as to impress you an keep you
Oct 27, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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change the ring to a ball and chain. That way if she carries on eating crisps and chocolate, the only person who will see her is the window cleaner when he comes round back
literally
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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From: Manchester ish
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moneys
rob from the rich not each other, who are the criminals the people who rob or the people who buy them?
thats a bit deep
Oct 27, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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moneys
right im off bye people
BYE
You just got over 12000 posts as well
Oct 27, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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From: Manchester ish
only 97 to get my 15000th post
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Oct 27, 2008 | 01:56 PM
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From: Manchester ish
time to go get my garlic and chilli chicken methinks
Oct 27, 2008 | 02:02 PM
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From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
back and pumps say £1.05 a ltr
Oct 27, 2008 | 07:31 PM
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From: Manchester ish
51st, question for you seeing as you are the fountain of knowledge re foreign cars
Oct 28, 2008 | 09:01 AM
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From: Manchester ish
Morning all
Oct 28, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
hello, off to work in a bit
Oct 29, 2008 | 09:38 AM
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From: Manchester ish
morning all
Oct 29, 2008 | 09:40 AM
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blimey only 1 post since my post yesterday
Oct 29, 2008 | 09:41 AM
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Oct 29, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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Afternoon peeps its fookin freezing
Oct 29, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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From: In the sport section...
Whoop Whoop
Oct 29, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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From: Manchester ish
give over, its not that bad, although thi smorning when I got up there was a fine smattering of snow on the cars, and it was coming down reasonably heavy as well
Oct 29, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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my next door neighbour slutbag has put her house on the market today
Oct 29, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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mrs rang me up to tell me. To say she was happy is an understatement
Oct 29, 2008 | 02:28 PM
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I reckon within another month my next door neighbour will be moving out and then there will be 2 empty houses one side, and another on the other
Oct 29, 2008 | 02:59 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
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Whoop Whoop
Bl00dy He11!
We are honoured by your presence.
Oct 29, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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Bl00dy He11!
We are honoured by your presence.
The boy is back
Oct 29, 2008 | 05:50 PM
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From: Meet Dave he can swim like a fish
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The boy is back
Hi Gav back with wot ?
Oct 29, 2008 | 08:19 PM
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im shocked, i just paid 99.9p a litre at tesco, anyone reckon i should heat wrap my downpipe and up-pipe?
Oct 29, 2008 | 11:14 PM
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From: Manchester ish
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i just paid 99.9p a litre at tesco, anyone reckon i should heat wrap my downpipe and up-pipe?
do you get cheaper petrol if you do
) and she is saying "look fella, I am married, but it means nothing, come and get me"
The boy is back 
