Notices
Northern (England) Northern Meetings & Events

SMACS Muppet and Numpty corner

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:01 PM
  #66481  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

few more posts an then im off
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:01 PM
  #66482  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

what you getting your lad for christmas jay?
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:03 PM
  #66483  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

our jake is into thoams the tank at the mo, so we'll get him some of that stuff and other bits an bob's, not getting him loads like last year though as its a waste, he doesnt play with everything
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:21 PM
  #66484  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

I had a blueberry muller rice yesterday, yum yum yum
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:23 PM
  #66485  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

we have him some thomas the tank stuff. We decided not to go mad as he probably wouldnt know whats going on, but he is so attentive and bright the mrs has gone do lally.

I saw a dancing teletubby this morning on argos but its not in stock
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:24 PM
  #66486  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

im also possibly gonna bring a load of shredded paper home for him
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:26 PM
  #66487  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

got a few mates on facebook who im good friends with, they are very attractive girls, everyone of there mates that is a girl is fit as ****, they must attract each other. im tempted to add them to my mates as ill look good then haha
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:29 PM
  #66488  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by jaytc2003
we have him some thomas the tank stuff. We decided not to go mad as he probably wouldnt know whats going on, but he is so attentive and bright the mrs has gone do lally.

I saw a dancing teletubby this morning in the mirror

that teletubbie was you
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:32 PM
  #66489  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

defo going in a sec
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:33 PM
  #66490  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

god i feel a bit stuffed now
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:33 PM
  #66491  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

the rain has stayed off here so im off out to do my work
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:34 PM
  #66492  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

im hoping to take jake to an indoor play centre on friday morning, its bloody great the place i go and its full of mums wearing baggy tops and they bend over all the time, its only natural to look isnt it, after all i think its a complimant
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:35 PM
  #66493  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

good fun there though an jake loves it, last time we went we came home an both fell asleep for hours on the couch
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:37 PM
  #66494  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

going the gym later tonight, went yesterday but it was that full there was no lockers left, i wasnt happy an stormed out shouting that it was **** there an i might as well go somewhere else, the fella just looked like he never had a clue what was up with me, i suppose he never though
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:37 PM
  #66495  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
got a few mates on facebook who im good friends with, they are very attractive girls, everyone of there mates that is a girl is fit as ****, they must attract each other. im tempted to add them to my mates as ill look good then haha
facebook freak


Ive not been on for ages now
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:37 PM
  #66496  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

going to cancel as soon as my membership is up, im going to buy my own gym, not a poncy one like jay's though, a proper mans one
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:38 PM
  #66497  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Afternoon boys hows things?

I hate oasis there abunch of Pr-icks the cocky tw@ts
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:38 PM
  #66498  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
good fun there though an jake loves it, last time we went we came home an both fell asleep for hours on the couch
him dreaming of plastic *****, and you dreaming of fleshy mounds
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:39 PM
  #66499  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by jaytc2003
facebook freak


Ive not been on for ages now

you should see my mates though, there fit as ****, my wife is on there as well in her old name though should i be worried no cos she has put her wedding pic as her profile one
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:40 PM
  #66500  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Afternoon boys hows things?

I hate oasis there abunch of Pr-icks the cocky tw@ts

hello svs, its oasis the band not the womans clothes shop
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:40 PM
  #66501  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
going to cancel as soon as my membership is up, im going to buy my own gym, not a poncy one like jay's though, a proper mans one
mine is a proper home multigym from decathlon sports

I have a york bench though that I will sell you which is suitable for amateurs
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:40 PM
  #66502  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Chicken madras with mushroom fried rice and a bottle of orange

My MD has had bits nicked off his fancy merc - took all the badges the rear spoiler and the 2 heated wing mirror glass fecking *******

they also took the mirrors off his wifes merc
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:41 PM
  #66503  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

afternoon svs
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:41 PM
  #66504  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by jaytc2003
mine is a proper home multigym from decathlon sports

I have a york bench though that I will sell you which is suitable for amateurs

the only weights you lift is the bull**** that comes out of your mouth your workout consists of drinking a smoothie
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:43 PM
  #66505  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Chicken madras with mushroom fried rice and a bottle of orange

My MD has had bits nicked off his fancy merc - took all the badges the rear spoiler and the 2 heated wing mirror glass fecking *******

they also took the mirrors off his wifes merc

fecking hell, im never taking my brothers c-max to manchester the robbing gits
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:43 PM
  #66506  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

I hate them and how they sing they also need a hair cut the scruffy cun-ts
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:43 PM
  #66507  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
my wife is on there as well in her old name though should i be worried no cos she has put her wedding pic as her profile one
hmmm, wife, maiden name, wedding pic. Yep you should be worried, wedding pic she will look good (even by your standards ) and she is saying "look fella, I am married, but it means nothing, come and get me"

Get a keylogger
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:43 PM
  #66508  
moneys's Avatar
moneys
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 14,025
Likes: 0
From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Default

Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
I hate them and how they sing they also need a hair cut the scruffy cun-ts

girls aloud
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:44 PM
  #66509  
scoobyverysoon's Avatar
scoobyverysoon
.......*SMACS*...........
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,372
Likes: 0
From: Manchester - Official SMACS Cleaning Freak who suffers from OCD
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
fecking hell, im never taking my brothers c-max to manchester the robbing gits
it was up gee cross on a posh estate

im off for some fuel
Reply
Old Oct 27, 2008 | 01:44 PM
  #66510  
jaytc2003's Avatar
jaytc2003
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 18,547
Likes: 0
From: Manchester ish
Default

Originally Posted by moneys
the only weights you lift is the bull**** that comes out of your mouth your workout consists of drinking a smoothie
pot kettle black
Reply



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:01 PM.