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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:12 PM
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I have a young scottish girl who does mine
I always nibble her fingers when im in pain, im sure she likes it
Private tho, so costs a fortune

im quite lucky one of my friend's is a dental nurse (jay's missus) and all my bills get halfed
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:14 PM
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i dont nibble her fingers tho
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:16 PM
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where have you gone
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:16 PM
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I plan on dropping it about 40mm too, so might stick with 17's then, there really cheap to mess with, so i would want it looking
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i dont nibble her fingers tho
why not, she might like it too
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
where have you gone
Just opening a beer dude
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:18 PM
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its easy to get a 306 looking good because it is a good looking car, i prefer the series 1 tho
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
why not, she might like it too

because its jays missus
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:21 PM
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Your right i wasnt thinking, nowt new there then

Check out darth tater

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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:22 PM
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i will warn you tho if you go straight from the scoob to the pug DO NOT push the car through bends straight away you will end up in a ditch i dont know whether you have ever drove 1 but they have massive lift of oversteer
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:24 PM
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I had one when i was 19, seemed like the best thing since sliced bread back then, i know im goin to be gutted when i test drive one tho, and have to sell the scoob, but if it means i can get a house too, then so be it
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Your right i wasnt thinking, nowt new there then

Check out darth tater


PMSL

where do you get some of these pics
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
I had one when i was 19, seemed like the best thing since sliced bread back then, i know im goin to be gutted when i test drive one tho, and have to sell the scoob, but if it means i can get a house too, then so be it
i had mine when i was 19 too and i thought the same
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:26 PM
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This just sold on pistonheads for £2000
Bit maxed up like, but i love it, looks hard as nails


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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:29 PM
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dump that sh*tty spoiler, differant wheels, get rip of those tacky m3 w/mirrors, get rid of that chin spoiler

the front end on that is lovely and clean
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:31 PM
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that is how smooth mine was in fact i got rid of the side repeater's

just looked again he has gone one further he has removed the boot latch
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
dump that sh*tty spoiler, differant wheels, get rip of those tacky m3 w/mirrors, get rid of that chin spoiler

the front end on that is lovely and clean
Wouldnt change much then
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:34 PM
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if that is the real reg on the car that is a series 1 with a face lift
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:36 PM
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yeah just some small changes
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:40 PM
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Here are those cheeky chaps i was telling u about Pete








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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:41 PM
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you better still come to meets

i will drag your *** to them, cos you know you are moving nearer me
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:42 PM
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f*cking brilliant i love it lego men are my friends
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:44 PM
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bit late but thanks howard
and am going with school this time but looking forward to it , it just end of this month now
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:45 PM
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i must admit i could give them a couple of pointers on how to make THE best joints
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you better still come to meets

i will drag your *** to them, cos you know you are moving nearer me
Too right, im goin to get 50 big bottles of Nos too, so will be able to keep up on the straights, the twisties might be a little differnet tho

Mate when i move, i'll bob down and we will have to get smashed one night
I'll show you how to drink too much and make a fool of yourself
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:46 PM
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evening ash

when are you going?
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:49 PM
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After speaking to Justin and Howard the last meet, i saw the error of my ways, and have decided to give up stella, and start drinking German bottled beers instead
Went to a specialist beer shop today, and was greeted with open arms, once we'd stopped laughing at my drinking habits, i was told i would never go back to drinking the likes of stella or bud slop.
I have to say, think he's right, the selection i got today are going down a treat

Thanks guys for helping me see the light
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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Too right, im goin to get 50 big bottles of Nos too, so will be able to keep up on the straights, the twisties might be a little differnet tho :
i doubt that after 300yrds you will have a big lump of molten metal under your bonnet


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Mate when i move, i'll bob down and we will have to get smashed one night
I'll show you how to drink too much and make a fool of yourself
thats your quote here is my interpretation of that

I'll show you how not drink that much and still make a fool of yourself

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Old Mar 8, 2007 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
After speaking to Justin and Howard the last meet, i saw the error of my ways, and have decided to give up stella, and start drinking German bottled beers instead
Went to a specialist beer shop today, and was greeted with open arms, once we'd stopped laughing at my drinking habits, i was told i would never go back to drinking the likes of stella or bud slop.
I have to say, think he's right, the selection i got today are going down a treat

Thanks guys for helping me see the light
or not to see your *****, that belly will be getting bigger
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Check these bad boys, The 'Krombacher' are particually good, i will be drinking more of these for sure



I feel a trip to Prague coming on
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