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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 10:57 AM
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hate painting if the room is going to be different colours, fecking edges I hate em
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i always wear shorts, i dont really feel the cold, i do get funny looks especially when its raining
to be honest as soon as I get home I get my shorts on. mrs always complains about the cold and im there in shorts and t shirt

fecking wimps!
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 10:58 AM
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there are loads of people who used to be on here all the time who never come on any more

carla
gav
claire
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pete
jenni
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dont know why they dont come on any more
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 10:59 AM
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ooooh a corner


surpised fastfordstsi didnt pop in for that one
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:01 AM
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monkey has his odd days, like a period he has a spell for a few days then disappears again, pete is probably loved up again (received his puncture repair kit), I reckon 51st gets told off by his mrs for spending too much time on here going on about the french etc etc
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:01 AM
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come on LEWIS
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:02 AM
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still going the gym ste or has that phase passed briefly?
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:03 AM
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ive only exercised once in a week the longer I leave it the harder it is to get back into it again.

Im still drinking my protein shakes though, taste lovely
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:03 AM
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im off to pick my nose and have a perusal. Enjoy your tea, toast, and paint
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:07 AM
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still going the gym ste or has that phase passed briefly?

been a bit out of it with the hol an the move but im getting back into it now, cancellin as soon as my 12 months are up though.
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
im off to pick my nose and have a perusal. Enjoy your tea, toast, and paint

cee ya
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
ooooh a corner


surpised fastfordstsi didnt pop in for that one


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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si


stalker
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 12:07 PM
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just applied for a stock control job, not great but the money is okay and could tide me over if needs be
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I dont bother much now with facebook

I only joined as I have a mate who is travelling the world (well south america) I got addicted to a car game on there but they have now changed it so hardly go on.
yeah petrol head is pants now as nothing to aim for

I only play parking wars now
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 01:45 PM
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Had to change a wheel on the sti in the p155ing rain yesterday

I realised I was going to be in work early (in and out on the dot these days since they announced the redundancy) so I thought I'd check the tyre pressures.

On finishing the last wheel, the airline was a bit stiff coming off the valve so gave it a small wiggle. The end of the bl00dy valve sheared off in the airline and the tyre deflated in about a second and was followed by copious amounts of swearing from me.

Got absolutely soaked getting the space saver on to get me in to work then at lunch got the YTS lad at ATS on Eccles New Road to fit a new valve.

Back on 18's all round.
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 02:13 PM
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2 hours to go
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 02:14 PM
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searching through some docs at home on sunday and I found a personal hospital plan thing. forgot that I pay 17 per month for me and the mrs so if we get hospitilised we get money.
spoke with them and they are sending out a claim form for when our little un was born, be a nice £160
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 02:14 PM
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only problem is though it will probably be in the mrs name even though I pay it
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 02:15 PM
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even so I reckon it save on me having to buy her a birthday present come december time
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 02:15 PM
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wonder if ste has finished his fence off
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
wonder if ste has finished his fence off

i ran out of paint with one panel to go i have used a total of 27litres of bloody paint now.
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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This thread title is an apt name for the guy who's just arrived in the car park at work.

We have a big gate that slowly rolls out of the way when you swipe a card through a reader about 20ft in front of it. On each of the gate posts is a sensor and if you break the beam as the gate is closing it will stop and open again.

Except it didn't when the lazy guy in the 58 plate Civic tried to use the front of his car to break the beam instead of swiping his card.

At first he thought he wasn't far enough in to break the beam, so went forward again but the sensors must be broken and the gate kept on coming. He couldn't reverse because he would lose his mirror on the gate and so the gate made contact with the car half way down the passenger door.

LOL. Gonna go down in a bit to have a look at the damage.
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 06:54 PM
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please tell me you have photo's of that paul
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Old Oct 21, 2008 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by paulthejambo
This thread title is an apt name for the guy who's just arrived in the car park at work.

We have a big gate that slowly rolls out of the way when you swipe a card through a reader about 20ft in front of it. On each of the gate posts is a sensor and if you break the beam as the gate is closing it will stop and open again.

Except it didn't when the lazy guy in the 58 plate Civic tried to use the front of his car to break the beam instead of swiping his card.

At first he thought he wasn't far enough in to break the beam, so went forward again but the sensors must be broken and the gate kept on coming. He couldn't reverse because he would lose his mirror on the gate and so the gate made contact with the car half way down the passenger door.

LOL. Gonna go down in a bit to have a look at the damage.
is it a mill in oldham way? USed to be a haulage company there called safe logistics / reyners? nr park cakes?
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 07:13 AM
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good morning, get to work
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 07:17 AM
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our 3 plants in the midlands are on there *****, they have been on one shift for a while now, anyway the offer that is on the table is upto 3 months off on 80% pay and permission in that time to go get another job, they are hoping this will help reduce costs.

our place is still on 2 shifts and does not look like its that bad as them at the mo, but **** me what an offer, i would jump at that as you could earn the 20% no probs an then the rest is a christmas bonus. i would not get this offer either due to me doing an apprenticeship, my work gaurantees me finishing my course so im sort of ok for another 20 months

Just got to sit back an ride the rough waves for a while. hopefully the waves will calm down soon
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 08:47 AM
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Its only going to get worse - more and more comapnys will go bump - its just survival of the fittist ATM before this country gos to the dogs with all the poles invadeing it - what narks me is they continue to let vermin in they should close the boarders to em all

and chartiys dont get me started - IMO charity starts at home - sort our own country out before we go giving out to the hungry in other countrys
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Old Oct 22, 2008 | 08:48 AM
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they have fixed the clock
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Ive too much to do but cant seem to get going
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