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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:05 PM
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I cant help it they twisted my arm and told me to drink more
who was that? Bill Shutter
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:05 PM
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:07 PM
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just been out for a sunday special curry

£8.95 for
poppadum and chutneys
starter (I had cocktail which was chicken tikka and lamb tikka)
Main (I had lamb tikka madras with pilau rice )
side dish of sag aloo and garlic naan
washed down with a few pints of cobra
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:07 PM
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one of my home brew wines has stopped fermenting
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:08 PM
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quick taste though reveals that it is mighty potent

I reckon 15%
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:08 PM
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dont know whether to restart the fermentation by adding more sugar or start the bottling process
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:09 PM
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anyway, moff now to watch fools gold

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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i see you still cant remember to press "enter" after each picture
I have a widescreen monitor so its fine for me
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
I have a widescreen monitor so its fine for me


so do i you spaz but its slightly out on mine
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003

laterz


oh dear!!!! im down wid da kidz
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
oh dear!!!! im down wid da kidz
yo yo yo yo **** whas happenin dog?



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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:17 PM
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hmmm, wine, bit stronger than 15% me thinks
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:18 PM
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few sips of it and my eyesight is all over the place
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:19 PM
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decided to syphon it off into 2 demijons, and top up with water, brewing sugar and more yeast, Should weaken it slightly
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gonna try and watch footy now, however my eyes are all over the place
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:20 PM
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funny thing is my typing on this keyboard has improved
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:21 PM
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my dog got some of the wine as well the little bitch
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
oh dear!!!! im down wid da kidz
now that made me laugh

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she is now sleeping on he couch next to me
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:22 PM
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classic quote from mr linaker

England are growing in confidence now, they are taking on 2 countries trinidad and tobago
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Originally Posted by 51st state
now that made me laugh

evening mr 51st
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
ffs i leave for a bit and the place gets spam feckin crazy
yeh !!!!!!!!!!
but its that fookin bloke from atherton again

does he have a life



















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wish i was in the caribean now, Love it over there, especially mexico
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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H surprised you didn't see me staggering about round the printworks on Saturday as i was round there
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
evening mr 51st
evening jay

everyone seems tobe logged on !!

could it be a busy night
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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
wish i was in the caribean now, Love it over there, especially mexico
please tell me that you are taking the p1ss
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Originally Posted by 51st state
yeh !!!!!!!!!!
but its that fookin cool bloke from atherton again

he has a life but brings light and joy to us all






















edited for accuracy
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Originally Posted by 51st state
now that made me laugh


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Old Jun 1, 2008 | 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
H surprised you didn't see me staggering about round the printworks on Saturday as i was round there
the misses did mention about someone lying under a barrel on lager drinking out of the tap
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Originally Posted by pete higham
please tell me that you are taking the p1ss
mexico is cool, even though I spent the night in a cell last year
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