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Old May 27, 2008 | 11:58 PM
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if you compare it to the other houses that were in competion woth though, it looks miles better. all we need is people to come view and i know they will like it
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Are just give her the old 'SPANKY SPANKY' treatmet and she''l be sweet maet

Good luck wiothe the sale mate

i may just turn gay , there minted arent they they look good and at the end of the day mate id get plenty of offers as i appeal to everyone
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Hope so mate, altho the housing market is a little fragile at the minute
Ive been waiting to buy another for refurbishing for the last few months, but the times arnt to great for property devoloping

Family homes, ready to move into are didfferent tho, so fingers crossd it goes quickly
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so whats happening in rics world? you still with your chick? hows the house?
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:03 AM
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i may just turn gay , there minted arent they they look good and at the end of the day mate id get plenty of offers as i appeal to everyone


Whatever dude, id still chat to you no matter what
Ive mates that are queer, no so sure and well homo-fobic, so its all good

What ever floates yer boat i say
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:05 AM
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Hope so mate, altho the housing market is a little fragile at the minute
Ive been waiting to buy another for refurbishing for the last few months, but the times arnt to great for property devoloping

Family homes, ready to move into are didfferent tho, so fingers crossd it goes quickly

the thing is though, people need to move and life goes on, the only thing that is really happening is that some people are struggling to get the mortgages they want, they are stretching to far with there money and the banks are saying no, therefore they go in with stupidly low offers and thats were the rumours of the slowdown is coming from. i dont know of anyone that has been effected by this so called credit crunch, our place is booming an thats one of the first things that gets hit, the car industry.

from what i can tell the banks have simply not made enough profit like they usually do, they usually make billions were as now they are only making millions. also they want handouts cos they saw norhtern rock get one. its a fecking **** take the money they make out of us anyway
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i am sick of this rip off country though, did you see the truckers today? feckin brilliant turn out. the refineries are next so keep your car full mate, its nice having a car that does nearly 600 miles to a tankful instead of 250
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:08 AM
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so whats happening in rics world? you still with your chick? hows the house?
Yep, still with my lady, she's defo the one for me mate
Keeps me feet kinda on the ground (its hard for her as they are made of helium, and like to be high )


Need a new job like as mine is sh1te and dosnt pay enough for the future i want with her (not moaning like) and am trying to sort a new job out, but nowhere seems to want me, no matter now hard i try and sell myself seems to be be a huge amount of crappy jobs applied for by millions and i just dont cut the mustard for them, not sure why but ho hum, on goes the battle eh
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they keep going on about scrappin the 2p rise on fuel duty in october, as if that matters, in the last month its gone up over 10p anyway, why????????
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Yep, still with my lady, she's defo the one for me mate
Keeps me feet kinda on the ground (its hard for her as they are made of helium, and like to be high )


Need a new job like as mine is sh1te and dosnt pay enough for the future i want with her (not moaning like) and am trying to sort a new job out, but nowhere seems to want me, no matter now hard i try and sell myself seems to be be a huge amount of crappy jobs applied for by millions and i just dont cut the mustard for them, not sure why but ho hum, on goes the battle eh

why dont you go to college an learn a trade? any muppet can knock a nail in some wood or put a few bricks up
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:11 AM
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the thing is though, people need to move and life goes on, the only thing that is really happening is that some people are struggling to get the mortgages they want, they are stretching to far with there money and the banks are saying no, therefore they go in with stupidly low offers and thats were the rumours of the slowdown is coming from. i dont know of anyone that has been effected by this so called credit crunch, our place is booming an thats one of the first things that gets hit, the car industry.

from what i can tell the banks have simply not made enough profit like they usually do, they usually make billions were as now they are only making millions. also they want handouts cos they saw norhtern rock get one. its a fecking **** take the money they make out of us anyway
very true mate

Its a bad state of affairs at the minute, especially being a first time buyer, me and the missus are sh1tting it about affording our first home togeter
We'll find a way somehow tho, the government can suck my plumbs, we will find a way somehow, i hope
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:13 AM
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you have pm fella
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:14 AM
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i am sick of this rip off country though, did you see the truckers today? feckin brilliant turn out. the refineries are next so keep your car full mate, its nice having a car that does nearly 600 miles to a tankful instead of 250
I know mate, im kinda glad i got rid of mine when i did
I got a wicked price for it too, miles better than what there going for these days

i get 500ish miles off about £55 of deisel these days Quality
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
very true mate

Its a bad state of affairs at the minute, especially being a first time buyer, me and the missus are sh1tting it about affording our first home togeter
We'll find a way somehow tho, the government can suck my plumbs, we will find a way somehow, i hope
dont worry mate, if you have a deposit or even enough money each month then they will lend you it, its only really the southern t0ssers that are struggling, i have re-mortgaged got a loan an also applied for a new mortgage an not been turned down for any in the last 6 months, oh an the wife bought a new car. no issues no questions so dont worry
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I know mate, im kinda glad i got rid of mine when i did
I got a wicked price for it too, miles better than what there going for these days

i get 500ish miles off about £55 of deisel these days Quality

i have never got under 40 mpg out of my new motor, yesterday around the safari park i had my ac on all the time and i was startin an stoppin, i still averaged 41mpg. fecking great cars, i will be mapping it though when i get the money
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:18 AM
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PM replied dude
Linky no worky
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
PM replied dude
Linky no worky

new one back with instructions
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:21 AM
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i have never got under 40 mpg out of my new motor, yesterday around the safari park i had my ac on all the time and i was startin an stoppin, i still averaged 41mpg. fecking great cars, i will be mapping it though when i get the money
Thats it tho, once a petrol head always a petrol head
Ive been toying with the idea of a remapp too, but feckin hell, i bought it to be CHEAP Its like being a herion addict, always chasing he high of that first rush



Youtr a bad influence mR moNEYS
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:21 AM
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god i hope the rain stays off tomorrow morning, ive got a lot of work to do outside
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:22 AM
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Thats it tho, once a petrol head always a petrol head
Ive been toying with the idea of a remapp too, but feckin hell, i bought it to be CHEAP Its like being a herion addict, always chasing he high of that first rush



Youtr a bad influence mR moNEYS

450 for an extra 30 horses in mine and also the same lbft as what my scoob used to have
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:24 AM
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all i need is the rain to stay off till 1 an i will be happy, i need to go to the gym before work then, i will have to take the dog out when i get home from work tomorrow night if i do all that though
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:25 AM
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you followed that link ok mate?
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:26 AM
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i take it you have cos you have been gone a while
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:27 AM
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i need to go to bed soon, got to be up at 7 to get jake ready for nursery, its the only time i see him when im on lates
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where have you gone?
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:28 AM
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going to take my lap top into work tomorrow an get some work done for college
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:28 AM
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Looks mint that house mate
Decent gate to the right too, not some flimsy effort.
Looks well presented throughout to, with a nice spacious conservatory as well
Would be perfect for a FTB, or a new family home

Looks alot smarter than the others at a simliar price
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:30 AM
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Sorry mate, wa having a good gander at all of em
Your does look the best buy TBH
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:32 AM
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Been apleasure Ste mate, however i must go as im somewhat leathered #
My spelling tool seems to be a bit hit and miss

Toodle pio fro now tho
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THE hardest Tune ever made, period, NO QUESTION!
Probably the darkest progressive techno tune ever made, Dave Clarke at his best


BEHOLD

(beware if your an old fuddy duddy or just an old fart, its a reet belter that sounds best boomed in a warehouse )

YouTube - Dave Clarke - Wisdom To The Wise (Red 2)
JUST INCASE ANYONE MISSE IT< YAEHHHHHH
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