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Old 22 May 2008, 02:05 PM
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Thats very true, the fact im a porper dosnt bother me one bit, as when your as cool as me money isnt important



*Just nipping out to aldi*
Old 22 May 2008, 02:09 PM
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Back in a bit dudes
Old 22 May 2008, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
dont know if your trying to impress me but it dont work, its only money and thats not everything, life is the most important thing and the way you live it, and at the end of the day your projected earnings may be 42k but you drive a calibra
not trying to impress anyone, was just shocked seeing it on my payslip and not knowing where it has gone
I know money isnt the most important thing in life, that would be family

and the calibra, well thats my point, I dont know what ive done with the money and if I did I certainly wouldnt have a crappy cally
Old 22 May 2008, 02:39 PM
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theres a new aldi opened in hyde today

I went in the older one in hyde yesterday and picked up a freeview box box 18 quid, quite a smart little unit as well
Old 22 May 2008, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Watching the game you did not get to!!!!

Well done United, bet Petes on cloud nine!!!!!!

Get in there - fookin quality game - agree bet Pete is loving it

Up yours chelski ******* - I liked that flag scouse free zone




my head is still banging and i have had about 4 hours sleep since 3.30 wednesday mornin

omg what a fcukin time ive had wwwwwwwooooooooooooo

i was sat in and around all the players familys i had carlos tevez's dad and brothers sat behind me ronaldos mum was sat on the row behind about 7 seats up, rooneys brothers where about 12 seats along and giggsy brother was sat near them too and i had brian kidd on the row in front of me

when we had won i was bouncing around and stood on my seat and tevez's dad gripped me and bear hugged me
Old 22 May 2008, 03:40 PM
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tevez looks like he smells
Old 22 May 2008, 03:41 PM
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good player though
Old 22 May 2008, 03:42 PM
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Pete did you just get told to board any plane on your way back? my boss says he did, he got in the airport through imigration etc and then there was no order to get on the planes

He landed at 9 ish this morning, and he came into work at 12 ish
Old 22 May 2008, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Pete did you just get told to board any plane on your way back? my boss says he did, he got in the airport through imigration etc and then there was no order to get on the planes

He landed at 9 ish this morning, and he came into work at 12 ish

more or less yeah basically get the **** out of the country

came into work today!!! he is a **** then
Old 22 May 2008, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
tevez looks like he smells


he can smell as bad as he likes......... i think he is awesome

i dont really think he had the best game last night, i have seen him play much better
Old 22 May 2008, 06:01 PM
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united need probably 2 more strikers, rooney looks decidely average with other class players around him. Think everton flattered him!
Old 22 May 2008, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
united need probably 2 more strikers, rooney looks decidely average with other class players around him. Think everton flattered him!

i think you are talking out of your ***
Old 22 May 2008, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham


my head is still banging and i have had about 4 hours sleep since 3.30 wednesday mornin

omg what a fcukin time ive had wwwwwwwooooooooooooo

i was sat in and around all the players familys i had carlos tevez's dad and brothers sat behind me ronaldos mum was sat on the row behind about 7 seats up, rooneys brothers where about 12 seats along and giggsy brother was sat near them too and i had brian kidd on the row in front of me

when we had won i was bouncing around and stood on my seat and tevez's dad gripped me and bear hugged me
at least part of the ground had some people in it, from what i heard you could pick any seat you wanted cos most of them where empty
Old 22 May 2008, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
tevez looks like he smells

what? like simon weston cruel but funny go on i know your laughing
Old 22 May 2008, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
at least part of the ground had some people in it, from what i heard you could pick any seat you wanted cos most of them where empty

maybe in the chelsea end
Old 22 May 2008, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Pete did you just get told to board any plane on your way back? my boss says he did, he got in the airport through imigration etc and then there was no order to get on the planes

He landed at 9 ish this morning, and he came into work at 12 ish

i believe there was only 2 planes, they struggled to fill them as well, biggest cub in the world GET FOOKING REAL
Old 22 May 2008, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
what? like simon weston cruel but funny go on i know your laughing
that joke has gone right over my head
Old 22 May 2008, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i think you are talking out of your ***

nothing changed there then
Old 22 May 2008, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i believe there was only 2 planes, they struggled to fill them as well, biggest cub in the world GET FOOKING REAL


Old 22 May 2008, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
maybe in the chelsea end

chelsea support is just as bad as yours if there aint any prawn sandwiches on offer.
Old 22 May 2008, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
nothing changed there then

Old 22 May 2008, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
that joke has gone right over my head

he looks like he has been playing duck apple in some battery acid, tevez is one fooking ugly ****
Old 22 May 2008, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
chelsea support is just as bad as yours if there aint any prawn sandwiches on offer.


is that right????

do you average 76,000 gates at anfield??? nah didnt think so
Old 22 May 2008, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
he looks like he has been playing duck apple in some battery acid, tevez is one fooking ugly ****


i dont really care how ugly he is!!!!!
Old 22 May 2008, 09:45 PM
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we had the fittest estate agent ever in our house before, i was buttering her up good style and the fooking wife came home an spoilt it all she had a lovely gaping top on, my eyes were drifting she wanted a bit of mr money but i wasnt giving her any, i just like to tease them
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Originally Posted by pete higham
is that right????

do you average 76,000 gates at anfield??? nah didnt think so

we would if they left a gate open by accident

the thing is how many of your 'great true supporters' are actually watching the game ? your bandwagon is getting bigger
Old 22 May 2008, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i dont really care how ugly he is!!!!!

that sounds like something your bird would say
Old 22 May 2008, 09:49 PM
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i aint had a poo today, mind you you must be feeling much worse as your full of ****
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house goes on the market over the weekend
Old 22 May 2008, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
we would if they left a gate open by accident


and you know what happened last time the scousers were involved in something like that


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