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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:20 PM
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2kg of nice ripe strawberries
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:20 PM
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2kg of the finest white powder available

(see earlier post!)
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:21 PM
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sat in about a gallon of the finest filtered water at present in a nice sterile fermentation bucket
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:22 PM
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its already a nice colour just one day in
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:23 PM
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tonight I add some acid
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:23 PM
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and I add the yeast get the **** frothing
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:24 PM
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leave it in a nice warm area for a few days, and then siphon into a demijohn and wack an airlock on it.
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:25 PM
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then in about 6 weeks (after the odd bit of interaction with it) I can bottle it and get bladdered
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:26 PM
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or I could just siphon it from a demijohn directly into my gob
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:26 PM
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gone a bit quiet again
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:32 PM
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speaking with a lad on saturday at a wedding, hes got his tickets sorted. He did his flights through expedia, outbound he flies to copenhagen, then onto moscow north, then inbound he flies from moscow south to somewhere in germany and then back to the uk. think he said it cost him approx £700. Just hope there are no delays for him as I think his plane lands about 3 hours before the game kicks off.

He was saying that there is talk of buses being put on at the airport to ship the fans straight to the ground


he is going the long *** way round then

im flying from manchester direct to moscow and its only costing me £800
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
How much for as I cant check again in work

I tend to do my deals now for a min of 1 mill I currently have 5 slots available
Cheaky ****** - its for 300k my other nation doesnt earn enough to do 1 mill mm deals - let me know if you still want it as I have other MM lined up after the cash

the going rate for a MM deal is 100k - its down to the person on how much they give you.

in the cybernations forums you can buy 50 tech for 1.5 mill - in our sparta forums its even cheaper
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see super aguri are now out of f1
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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Cheaky ****** - its for 300k my other nation doesnt earn enough to do 1 mill mm deals - let me know if you still want it as I have other MM lined up after the cash

the going rate for a MM deal is 100k - its down to the person on how much they give you.

in the cybernations forums you can buy 50 tech for 1.5 mill - in our sparta forums its even cheaper
I will do it to help you out

The ODN you can get tech at a reasonable cost, I dont bother, I currently have a grand total of approx ................13 tech, I am sooo good at this game!!

Some cheeky ****** just cancelled a trade with me as well without saying anything

With the ODN its quite common for middlement to get 1 mill
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
he is going the long *** way round then

im flying from manchester direct to moscow and its only costing me £800
yep thats what I thought

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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I will do it to help you out

The ODN you can get tech at a reasonable cost, I dont bother, I currently have a grand total of approx ................13 tech, I am sooo good at this game!!

Some cheeky ****** just cancelled a trade with me as well without saying anything

With the ODN its quite common for middlement to get 1 mill

Good lad

you will only need to buy tech off other people once you have about 150 tech as it becomes fookin expensive

Ahh an inner aliance MM - supose its to help the aliance grow faster - but its way over priced - they will send the farm 3 mill who then buys the tech then forwards on 50 tech and 1 mill to the MM

I want to Nuke some ****** why cant our aliance be at war
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:55 PM
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last deal I did was 50 tech and 3 mill. 1 mill for me and then 50 tech and 2 mill to the other person
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Old May 6, 2008 | 12:56 PM
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apparently out allience is at war, aint got a clue who with though

most deals are on hold until the war is finished
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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first time in yonks ive been busy at work
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:03 PM
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cant believe work expect me to work
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:08 PM
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I need more infrastructure then I can get more buildings.

I have a bank, school and a foreign ofice.

Whats another good one to get?

Hospital?
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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gotta do an I.T guide later for a new starter at a different site.

Have to try to remember how their systems work
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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still not fixed my tyre either lazy ******
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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gonna get my dinner in a min, im hank marvin
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:17 PM
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please form an orderley que for the autographs
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I need more infrastructure then I can get more buildings.

I have a bank, school and a foreign ofice.

Whats another good one to get?

Hospital?


you dont listen do you??

buy a harbour next and after that buy bank after bank till you have 5

and sort your trades out, you are losing so much money its laughable
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dont ever accept aid (or give aid) to someone who is at war (if a different colour) or you will find yourself getting the **** beaten out of you
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:22 PM
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Garlic tiger prawn salad with a spicy home made sauce drizzled all over the top
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
I will do it to help you out

The ODN you can get tech at a reasonable cost, I dont bother, I currently have a grand total of approx ................13 tech, I am sooo good at this game!!

Some cheeky ****** just cancelled a trade with me as well without saying anything

With the ODN its quite common for middlement to get 1 mill

is it!!

shows how long its been since i went on the odn forum

i will soon be getting my tech at a very good price
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Old May 6, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
you dont listen do you??

buy a harbour next and after that buy bank after bank till you have 5

and sort your trades out, you are losing so much money its laughable
whats the easy way though of finding someone to trade with?

Ive used the search but there are too many to go through, and hardly any have any free slots
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