Cheers mate, means i can come round and give you beats more offen


No mate, i will come round and show you how to play GT4, and get a lap under 6 minutes
I did it in 5 mins 54 seconds the other day, have photo evidence too

 

 

evenin Ste
hows the wife ??

 

fat and narky thanks liz

 

Even Ste, hope all is well now, sounded like you were having a nightmare the other day mate, hows the wifes finger, has the swelling gone now and youve got the ring off yet

 

i bought a crate and it lasted me over 12 months

 

A crate of babies

 

no mate its still swollen think the rings may need to be cut off but were just going to wait an see what happens, she,s full term as of tomorrow so baby can arrive any time now. Whats the odds on her going into labour just as the liverpool barca game kicks off next tuesday? had to sell my tickets as i cant go in case she does decide to drop

 

yeah he can only eat one a month

 

you werent waving it over your head and pretending to be manchesters strongest man were you carl

 

short and sweet visit for me tonight, night night smacs

 

I got 3 crates of fosters, a bottle of vodka and 3 bottles of champers over christmas, was back at the offy before new year to restock for the main event!
Blimy carl, you need to pick up the drinking pace mate, u'll give us mancs a bad drinking rep

 

night night Ste

 

Bloody women, so inconsiderate arnt they, cant you tell her to hold it in for a few more weeks

 

oi dont go there Richard !!!!!!!




i dont know Mrs Moneys but ill stick up for her anyway

 

I'm off to bed too kids, been a long day today and have a long one infront of me tomorrow too

 

night night

 

Im off for a rip on call Of Duty, so will see you crazy kids on here again soon

 

Ive always got a long one infront of me too mate

Boom Boom


See you all later

 

night night Ric

 

Nity nite Liz, im goin to be up for ages yet like, but you will all be in bed when i sneak back on

 

thats becoz you sleep all day

 

All day i wish, i'll be up at 9.15am tommorrow, and will get home at midnight
Cant sit at home with my fet up all day

 

The Chiefs thought for the eveing....

Dont mistake politeness for weakness


night all

 

Carl, you are like the Jerry Springer of the SMACS World
Always an after thought

 

If you was a red Ric i would of healped you decorate


but your not so - i may pinch your wheely bin


I just had my *** kicked off a 14 year old on battlefield 2142 - fair play hes good - do not underestimate the young uns

 

where u gone monkey of speed

 

I cant get enough after giving up smoking, tonights total =

 

 

fine by me m8 - ive started having a few to chill me out after putting up with my lot at work - there a funny bunch

is that **** i see on your screen - sure I can make out a leg