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Apr 4, 2008 | 12:31 PM
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From: Manchester ish
loose women, jackie brambles
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:33 PM
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right im off to work, have a nice day people, ill be on a bit tonight im sure, got to go the gym on the way home from work tonight though
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:39 PM
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have a good day Ste
Im hitting the punch bag tonight, gonna pretend its my neighbours short srse boyfriend
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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suppose Paulthejambo will be here in a bit for his lunchtime ramblings
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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noticed his lunchtime postings have dwindled a bit since he got his new motor.
Bet he goes out at lunch in it for a razz a bout
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:43 PM
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I know I would if I had a scoob still
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:44 PM
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think this new job possibility has fallen through as well
The contract manager keeps changing the scope of the job. Not it involves doing all the stock control.
Been there, done that, dont want to do it again. especially there as the stock is bobbins
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:45 PM
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may be other things in the pipeline though, including a bit of consultancy at a different customer site to see how they operate and how they can improve things
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:46 PM
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From: There is only one God - Elvis!
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its all about waves my friend, dai has been riding the crest of the wave for years, now its pauls turn, soon enough it will be yours, just watch out for the sharks
Bloody hope so mate - seems to be a in a bloody great sea trench at the moment
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:46 PM
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i thought I followed through at work yesterday. I farted and it felt wet.
Luckily though I have just been sweaty!!!
Been having 3 or 4 poos a day recently, also been drinking about 3litres + of water a day
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:48 PM
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the office where I work is like a hot house past few days. Its roasting, feel it more if I go outside over to the warehouse and then come back in
Apr 4, 2008 | 12:49 PM
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shouldnt really mention poo around lunchtime should I ?
ahhh well, too late now.
Apr 4, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
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shouldnt really mention poo around lunchtime should I ?
ahhh well, too late now.
And you say I ramble??
Apr 4, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
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noticed his lunchtime postings have dwindled a bit since he got his new motor.
Bet he goes out at lunch in it for a razz a bout
Griffin powered when I come to work.
The scoob is tucked up safely on the driveway with a shiny new disklock and behind two 8ft gates.
Apr 4, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
I know how WR1Bro feels now.
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Apr 4, 2008 | 01:58 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
There was lots of people I didn't know taking pics of the car.
Apr 4, 2008 | 02:00 PM
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From: Heart of Midlothian FC aka Hearts have the nickname "The Jambo's" - therefore I'm a Jambo too.
Made me a bit uneasy tbh.
Hohum. It's in the past now.
Only a few hours of hell left then it's home for the weekend.
In a bit.
Apr 4, 2008 | 03:08 PM
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only 5 little rambles there
Apr 4, 2008 | 07:28 PM
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benidorm is on again tonight, fecking class programme that, proper northern humour
thanks , i'll go and set the channel programmer now
and beer at the ready
Apr 4, 2008 | 07:31 PM
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im only going there cos they are the closest with some in stock, its so i can have a nose round them you muppet not everyone is a thick as you
now get back to fixing some french crap
the same french crap, ford fit under the bonnet of there cars
if scouse2 had a 2.0hdi citroen engine in the mondeo he wouldn't have been paying £1150 last week !!! more like £500, because there are plenty about, reason, they don't pop that often
Apr 4, 2008 | 07:40 PM
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Apr 4, 2008 | 07:45 PM
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right im off to work, have a nice day people, ill be on a bit tonight im sure, got to go the gym on the way home from work tonight though
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have a good day Ste
Im hitting the punch bag tonight, gonna pretend its my neighbours short srse boyfriend
and i said "loose women" talk a load of eyewash
Apr 4, 2008 | 07:48 PM
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Bloody hope so mate - seems to be a in a bloody great sea trench at the moment
paul has bought a nice car
but he also has a very nice surplus to requirements
i bet the price will be competetive
Apr 4, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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paul has bought a nice car
but he also has a very nice surplus to requirements
i bet the price will be competetive
Got me thinking Howard, bloody killed me last night seeing all those Scoobies. although been looking at something a bit smaller and a bit oo-la-la!
Apr 4, 2008 | 08:48 PM
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Got me thinking Howard, bloody killed me last night seeing all those Scoobies. although been looking at something a bit smaller and a bit oo-la-la!
I know someone selling a S1 elise for 6k
wouldny buyh it though the trouble he's had
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Apr 4, 2008 | 10:02 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Apr 4, 2008 | 10:04 PM
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paul has bought a nice car
but he also has a very nice surplus to requirements
i bet the price will be competetive
pauls classic should get top money. its fecking lovely, and to be honest i prefer the colour of his to the blue
Apr 4, 2008 | 10:05 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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Got me thinking Howard, bloody killed me last night seeing all those Scoobies. although been looking at something a bit smaller and a bit oo-la-la!
you'll look funny as **** in a fiat 500 carl
Apr 4, 2008 | 10:05 PM
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cant beat watching the scum on street wars