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Old 22 February 2008, 05:55 AM
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Old 22 February 2008, 08:16 AM
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You only came on here before 6 to get that corner didn't you Jay

While the rest of us sensible people were still in the land of nod

You are committed though

Hope you get your new job

You can buy my car then
Old 22 February 2008, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
You only came on here before 6 to get that corner didn't you Jay
eeerrrrrrmmmmmmmmm








yes thought I would get the first morning post in before 51st, he hasnt posted today so probably sulking

Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
You are committed though
thank you thank you

Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
Hope you get your new job
thank you thank you again

Originally Posted by Sc00by_Si
You can buy my car then
Old 22 February 2008, 08:45 AM
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got cut up this morning coming to work twice ,

First time on the m61, know in small blue van pulls out just as I am a few metres behind his rear bumper (different lane) and he pulls out in front of me without even indicating, when he eventually moved back over I did the alongside thing but he wouldnt look at me

Second occasion was on the m60 doing motorway speeds and this **** pulls out in front of me (bearing in mind it was raining and the roads were wet) he did indicate though, I had to get into the outside lane (luckily my car permits me to do that ) so I pulled up along side and stayed level, nothing in front of me for a hundred yards or so, so I turned to him, he looked at me, and I gave him a load of $hit. He then disappeared into the inside lane and slowed down a bit
Old 22 February 2008, 09:11 AM
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mornin
Old 22 February 2008, 01:45 PM
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Old 22 February 2008, 02:50 PM
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guten aben people.

Got a feeling I am going to be doing laminate flooring tomorrow

Should be fun in an L shaped room with an angled wall
Old 22 February 2008, 03:08 PM
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Rather you than me
Old 22 February 2008, 03:19 PM
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afternoon Si
Old 22 February 2008, 04:23 PM
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Afternoon - well its a sad day as 98% of the workforce for shepley have been flirted - theres only me and 3 of my store lads left until next friday then its goodbye we have to help stocktake and get rid of the stock back to the suppliers

Well pissed off that im only getting 7 years redundancy rather then 10 because of my age

It was sad seeing everyoone go as weve all known each other a bloody long time

Anyone any jobs

Im tempted to have 4 weeks off depending on what notice pay im entitled to all being well its 10 weeks but im not sure
Old 22 February 2008, 04:44 PM
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F**kin hell mate i'm sorry to hear that

Without sounding daft get onto an agency.

My buudy got laid off as a production manager of 16 years at a CCTV manufacturer, he's had loads of job offers since joining agencies.

hes currently at a place paying him 26k a year, and yet his offers keep coming. he's just been offered a 30k a year job.

good luck mate keep us posted
Old 22 February 2008, 05:18 PM
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sorry to hear that Justin, hope you get another job soon. That makes 2 members of the smacs now on the dole
Old 22 February 2008, 06:31 PM
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Cheers chaps - I thought the agencys were full of poles - might have to look into that
Old 22 February 2008, 06:38 PM
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sorry to hear that svs. What is it you do?
Old 22 February 2008, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
sorry to hear that svs. What is it you do?
well he used to post on here all day like yourself and tell us about his toilet habits
Old 22 February 2008, 06:57 PM
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been busy today on the old car front, fixing my sisters MGF

everytime i go near it something else wants doing
had to do the waterpump , so the timing belt was replaced at the same time
taking it for a spin shortly see how goes
think the coldstart is fooked, seems tobe choking up, will see after i've cleared it out
Old 22 February 2008, 07:02 PM
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lol thanks big H

I’m a purchasing supervisor or was lol
Old 22 February 2008, 07:04 PM
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had a look at scoobysportjay's vw golf,
he took it vw garage in walkden to check out engine mount , they said it needed gearbox one, i thought no problem , when i open the bonnet, its the engine mount bolted to engine block on drivers side, anyway after a bit of stripping things out the way i could see the bolt had snapped and one half was stuck in the engine block
he had it 3 weeks, so i put standard filter and dump valve back on and told to ring the trader he got it from, it could be engine out job
luckily the cambelt hadn't snapped!! it was rubbing on the engine mount which had worn the outside of the teeth away
got to take it to stockport tomorrow morning, traders garage, they will have to do FOC
Old 22 February 2008, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
lol thanks big H

I’m a purchasing supervisor or was lol
evening justin

its friday mate, i hope you've got a couple of lowy's at the ready
Old 22 February 2008, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
lol thanks big H

I’m a purchasing supervisor or was lol

my mrs is a vehicle buyer for GE in Sale, I can ask her if they need anybody if you want? (she is due to go on maternity in June so you never know and I know someone has left today)
Old 22 February 2008, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
well he used to post on here all day like yourself and tell us about his toilet habits
talking of which, I need my second turd of the evening
Old 22 February 2008, 07:40 PM
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ive succombed to temptation, I am having some wine tonight

(well mrs bought me a bottle so rude not to drink it)
Old 22 February 2008, 07:41 PM
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Ste, I can hear the cogs going round in the mrs head about the couches
Old 22 February 2008, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
evening justin

its friday mate, i hope you've got a couple of lowy's at the ready
Evening - no ive got crappy carling as im a bum now so only the cheap stuff for me
Old 22 February 2008, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
had a look at scoobysportjay's vw golf,
he took it vw garage in walkden to check out engine mount , they said it needed gearbox one, i thought no problem , when i open the bonnet, its the engine mount bolted to engine block on drivers side, anyway after a bit of stripping things out the way i could see the bolt had snapped and one half was stuck in the engine block
he had it 3 weeks, so i put standard filter and dump valve back on and told to ring the trader he got it from, it could be engine out job
luckily the cambelt hadn't snapped!! it was rubbing on the engine mount which had worn the outside of the teeth away
got to take it to stockport tomorrow morning, traders garage, they will have to do FOC
need to do some work on mine this weekend

Want to fix the oil pressure gauge, oil level warning light comes on every now and again so want to see what the pressure is doing. May need a new oil pump

Also need to fix the sunroof as the cover is stuck open should be fun
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Originally Posted by scoobyverysoon
Evening - no ive got crappy carling as im a bum now so only the cheap stuff for me
shouldnt you be drinking cider ?
Old 22 February 2008, 07:50 PM
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visiting the vets again tomorrow for a check up
Old 22 February 2008, 07:51 PM
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thats for the dog not me
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hows the parrot svs ?
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