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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:22 PM
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i've never needed a car to pull a women
when you have the carisma i have its hard to go out and have a quiet night with the lads
you need all the help you can get howie, you wear a feckin beanie hat for one bet your like elton john under that and the woman arent impressed by a man who drinks pimms

oh and what lads? jamie is your only mate and he's a gay hairdresser
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:23 PM
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thank god you are here is on now

fecking funny program!!
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:23 PM
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My torque was 330 today

same a Stuarts

where the rolling roads you were on home made? they dont sound to good do they
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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thank god you are here is on now

fecking funny program!!

still waiting for a laugh out of it
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:25 PM
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need to get 2 passenger side doors quick sharpish this week for the wifes focusso we can get it repaired and traded in for a new car
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:26 PM
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ive got a headache
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:27 PM
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may go for a quick search on fleabay, anywhere else anyone?
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:28 PM
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jake aint well at all, he aint been eating and threw up all over the wife today, he also has loads of loose nappies an a rash starting, think it may be measles or mumps, taking him the docs tomorrow if he aint any better
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you need all the help you can get howie, you wear a feckin beanie hat for one bet your like elton john under that and the woman arent impressed by a man who drinks pimms

oh and what lads? jamie is your only mate and he's a gay hairdresser
envy will get you nowhere mr money
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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chris rock is on now, now hes supposed to be very funny so ill give him a chance
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:30 PM
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envy will get you nowhere mr money
neither will a beanie hat and your sisters mgf
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:33 PM
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may go for a quick search on fleabay, anywhere else anyone?
try here 01942 891777, ask for mick

if not try autotrader, think there a big yard in scouseland called universal

over here the ford specialist is called "remoco" they were near "grey mare lane"
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:37 PM
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jake aint well at all, he aint been eating and threw up all over the wife today, he also has loads of loose nappies an a rash starting, think it may be measles or mumps, taking him the docs tomorrow if he aint any better
hope hes ok mate
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:37 PM
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try here 01942 891777, ask for mick

if not try autotrader, think there a big yard in scouseland called universal

over here the ford specialist is called "remoco" they were near "grey mare lane"

cheers howie. when you say autotrader, you on about in the back section of it? i can get door skins for 150 but i think if i get 2 doors itll be quicker and cheaper, it would be even better if they were the same colour
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:38 PM
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hope hes ok mate

he should be , kids are tougher than we parents think, this is what i keep sayin to the wife
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
over here the ford specialist is called "remoco" they were near "grey mare lane"
thought they had gone years ago!

Where are they now???
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:43 PM
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will get the trader tomorrow an call a few places, need to speak to a man about spraying them as well
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:48 PM
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cheers howie. when you say autotrader, you on about in the back section of it? i can get door skins for 150 but i think if i get 2 doors itll be quicker and cheaper, it would be even better if they were the same colour
yep the back pages, what colour are they and what side, there is someone else i can call, he's in contact regular with lots of breakers around the country, it might take a week but it could be perfect!!
other breakers
metro salvage, bolton
transplants , crewe
theres loads more i use, can't think of the number beer
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
will get the trader tomorrow an call a few places, need to speak to a man about spraying them as well
can sort that aswell ste,
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:50 PM
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this is what i do ste

hopefully, 04 corsa going this week,
then tuesday i have to see a 07 picasso , light front damage
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
yep the back pages, what colour are they and what side, there is someone else i can call, he's in contact regular with lots of breakers around the country, it might take a week but it could be perfect!!
other breakers
metro salvage, bolton
transplants , crewe
theres loads more i use, can't think of the number beer

fornt an back passenger doors, there sky blue, not sure off exact colour code, look on autotrader at a focus edge and thats the colour. if i could get the same colour it would meen there is only a small repair on the rear arch to get done
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:56 PM
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this is what i do ste

hopefully, 04 corsa going this week,
then tuesday i have to see a 07 picasso , light front damage

we are getting 475 off the insurance to repair it, her excess was 475 as well and the garage we took it to for the insurance wanted 950 we said **** off we'll get it done ourselves so they gave us the cash, need it done as quick as really but will wait if i can get the same colour as it will save some cash
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 10:58 PM
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where is pete tonight?
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 11:12 PM
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where is pete tonight?
he passed me on the M60 tonight , i was on a motorbike, so he would know me to lok at

bet he's round at his new bzzie ,mate's

he's got a few quid and does the cateraham trackdays
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
he passed me on the M60 tonight , i was on a motorbike, so he would know me to lok at

bet he's round at his new bzzie ,mate's

he's got a few quid and does the cateraham trackdays
LOL
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Old Feb 17, 2008 | 11:46 PM
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Mr State, I have 4 lowies here with your name on, bought 6 of them and neither of us are keen, 1.50 each, already chilled and ready for drinking, can deliver

Think I'll stick to Hoegarden
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Old Feb 18, 2008 | 06:27 AM
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morning numptys
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Old Feb 18, 2008 | 06:28 AM
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its a frosty morning, so watch the roads

anyone seen any UFO's lately
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Old Feb 18, 2008 | 06:31 AM
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apparently stockport is awash with them

sunday night is the busiest night
they all beam down in at mcdonalds for a ufo burger
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Old Feb 18, 2008 | 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i've never needed a car to pull a women
when you have the carisma i have
Cant see a mitsibushi carisma helping you pull the girls
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