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14 February 2008, 09:15 AM
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He probably was not trying tbh
My buddy had one and that was only the 2.5.
My scoob was quicker no doubt, but not by a huge margin - having said that he paid 18k for it, mine was worth about 4k tops. so bang for the buck.
well i'll let you work that out
having been in Howards i would imagine he'd have no problem, that indeed is a quick *****
My buddy had one and that was only the 2.5.
My scoob was quicker no doubt, but not by a huge margin - having said that he paid 18k for it, mine was worth about 4k tops. so bang for the buck.
well i'll let you work that out
having been in Howards i would imagine he'd have no problem, that indeed is a quick *****
put it this way chief, howie left himk no probs and so did i , i wasnt far off howie myself, the fellas face was great, it was really funny, you will be suprised at just how quick my car is
he was
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14 February 2008, 09:20 AM
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A lot of these hooray henrys cant bloody drive one, trust me they are quick - ok not as quick as a modded scoob but they can hustle, my mate was quite quick in his especially on the twisty stuff, you know my driving Pete, we went on the A54 once and i he was right up me chuff, i drove it a few times and i'll tell you this they handle and stop superbly in the dry they certainly have more grip than a Scoob
cough*boll0cks*cough, there crap, that why they have a fold down roof so at least you have an excuse why you cant go quick, ive given a 911turbo a run for its money in mine, and whilst doing that we left a AMG merc behind, i know how to drive an my car is modded enough for it to teach some yuppies a lesson.
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14 February 2008, 09:26 AM
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cough*boll0cks*cough, there crap, that why they have a fold down roof so at least you have an excuse why you cant go quick, ive given a 911turbo a run for its money in mine, and whilst doing that we left a AMG merc behind, i know how to drive an my car is modded enough for it to teach some yuppies a lesson.
Trust me Boxsters arte quick once they get moving especially the 3.2s versions and the new 3.4 are nigh on 170mph performance.
The thing with a scoob is they have loads of midrange wallop to embarrass much bigger hitting cars.
A word of advice Ste - just dont take on AMG Mercs i've been there mate, blown engine
14 February 2008, 09:41 AM
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Trust me Boxsters arte quick once they get moving especially the 3.2s versions and the new 3.4 are nigh on 170mph performance.
The thing with a scoob is they have loads of midrange wallop to embarrass much bigger hitting cars.
A word of advice Ste - just dont take on AMG Mercs i've been there mate, blown engine
The thing with a scoob is they have loads of midrange wallop to embarrass much bigger hitting cars.
A word of advice Ste - just dont take on AMG Mercs i've been there mate, blown engine
been there and took both of the above on and showed both of the above a clean pair of heels, no problems at all. i have a rev counter wit ha red line that i dont go near (the peak power is lower than this) that way my engine stays in tip top condition, and it will soon corner better when i get my new springs and howie working more magic.
170 is great if like last night you are on a motorway, but if like last night your up against 2 scoobs and 2 great drivers then you have no chance,
oh and the AMG was a 55 as well
14 February 2008, 09:44 AM
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been there and took both of the above on and showed both of the above a clean pair of heels, no problems at all. i have a rev counter wit ha red line that i dont go near (the peak power is lower than this) that way my engine stays in tip top condition, and it will soon corner better when i get my new springs and howie working more magic.
170 is great if like last night you are on a motorway, but if like last night your up against 2 scoobs and 2 great drivers then you have no chance, oh and the AMG was a 55 as well
170 is great if like last night you are on a motorway, but if like last night your up against 2 scoobs and 2 great drivers then you have no chance,
oh and the AMG was a 55 as wellHad a bit of fun last night with a VR6 Golf - got peed on but it was fun trying, but i had a bit of a close scrape which i wont go into on here, i'll tell you in private mate or at the next meet
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nothing behind me on the motorway, but a que of cars in front, this **** in his flash jag decides to cut across 3 lanes of traffic (still behind me at this stage but in the next lane - I was on the inside filter lane) then he overtakes me, and the dick then cuts me up ffs 
Why people do that when it is clear behind me, putting other road users at danger so they can gain a 1 car advantage!
The filter lane soon opened into two lanes so I shot past, pulled in front of him and then slowed down a bit whilst glaring in my rear view mirror (just had a skinhead and with a bit of stubble I look mean!)
I showed him who's boss Sleek sports coupe 2, old man jag 1
Why people do that when it is clear behind me, putting other road users at danger so they can gain a 1 car advantage! The filter lane soon opened into two lanes so I shot past, pulled in front of him and then slowed down a bit whilst glaring in my rear view mirror
(just had a skinhead and with a bit of stubble I look mean!)I showed him who's boss
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as already pointed out, if you can't use them ,then they are not mobile phones 
the only exception would be female drivers, them can't drive to begin with, even worse with a phone in 1 ear
i put mine on loud speaker and hold it in the palm of my hand, on the steering wheel
loads of coppers drive past and never notice
by the way, if you get caught in a hgv using a phone its a 2week ban and points, first offence
the only exception would be female drivers, them can't drive to begin with, even worse with a phone in 1 ear
i put mine on loud speaker and hold it in the palm of my hand, on the steering wheel
loads of coppers drive past and never notice
by the way, if you get caught in a hgv using a phone its a 2week ban and points, first offence
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Trust me Boxsters arte quick once they get moving especially the 3.2s versions and the new 3.4 are nigh on 170mph performance.
The thing with a scoob is they have loads of midrange wallop to embarrass much bigger hitting cars.
A word of advice Ste - just dont take on AMG Mercs i've been there mate, blown engine
The thing with a scoob is they have loads of midrange wallop to embarrass much bigger hitting cars.
A word of advice Ste - just dont take on AMG Mercs i've been there mate, blown engine
if i can get my car to rev out in topgear i'll beat the 170mph aswell
ste came past me on M58 and my speedo was pointing at 150, don't know what he was chasing, but he fooked off into the distance
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****Disclaimer**** (to politically correct anti-motorust groups)
The M58 is the nickname the Smacs give to Bruntinthorpe which is a private runway used to test cars. No fluffy bunnys were hurt during this test.
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14 February 2008, 01:24 PM
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14 February 2008, 01:26 PM
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If they want something done, it has to be done 20 minutes ago.
If I want something done, they won't even read their fookn emails for 3 hours.
If I want something done, they won't even read their fookn emails for 3 hours.
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And then when they do get off their bicycles with baskets of bread on the front, they get what I asked them to do wrong. 
Probably blinded by the onions hanging round their necks.
Probably blinded by the onions hanging round their necks.
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Johnny Foreigner is rubbish.
Rant over.
(Sorry, Good Afternoon Chief )
Rant over.
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