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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
before anyone says anything...................dont














































ive already had the texts from monkey and a call from martinsti

we were really ****
suprised ste hasnt been in touch
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 07:32 PM
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kin hell, pops up with a corner
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
BBC2 NOW !!!!

SKI SUNDAY
kin ell, your back, dont stay too long you will have to start paying tax
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 07:35 PM
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suprised ste hasnt been in touch

he has nothing to gloat about he is a liverpool supporter just like you
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 09:20 PM
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nobody about
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
BBC2 NOW !!!!

SKI SUNDAY


havent you had enough of skiing
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 09:29 PM
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back to work tomorrow
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 09:39 PM
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im moff then
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:05 PM
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alright mate

Was trying to register on a new gay site, im after a good poker up the ****
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i dunno but we will beat your lot

im getting excited

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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
havent you had enough of skiing
just about
well for february anyway
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
what you on about

was there a big match today
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:14 PM
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:18 PM
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my little up an down page thingy aint working on my laptop and its pi55ing me right off
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:18 PM
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What a fantastic day

All ive heard most of today is Man U fans moaning
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:19 PM
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my little up an down page thingy aint working on my laptop and its pi55ing me right off
Yes but surly the *** whooping dished out today dosn't make it quite so bad
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
What a fantastic day

All ive heard most of today is Man U fans moaning

from what i heard the minutes silence was well respected as well. my cousin an his mates would of pi55ed most of man utd fans off today but i wont say why cos i aint explaining other peoples actions or defending them
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:21 PM
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Yes but surly the *** whooping dished out today dosn't make it quite so bad
why would it richard? its pi55ing me off and your little game of soccer dont make me feel any better so ok
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:22 PM
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where is pete higham tonight
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
from what i heard the minutes silence was well respected as well.
Joking aside, i actually thought it was quite a touching spectacle, the city fans were very respectful, and when the managers walked off after laying a wreath in the center circle, it was applauded by all in the pub i was in
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:28 PM
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my little up an down page thingy aint working on my laptop and its pi55ing me right off
Well don't buy bargain basement laptops, from a bloke called Baz at your local car boot then
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:31 PM
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speedymonkey

have you heard of anyone getting a ticket off the police on a ski holiday , infact being chased by them off-piste

i've got an asbo from skiing
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:32 PM
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Ehhhhh

Never heard of that before
What did you do?????
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 10:38 PM
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Right, im off for a gander on ebay, laters all
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Old Feb 10, 2008 | 11:06 PM
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on the slopes i noticed a real nice off piste area

there was a sign saying "no off piste"
which got ignored , unluckily there were a couple of police behind me

i sent off, off-piste, as i got to where i was about to head down the mountain i heard a whistle and shouting, i looked round to see the copper
so i thought **** it i'll pretend i didn't no what he wanted and set off, i was well away , but a second copper was waiting further down
he gave me a fixed penalty , so its been filed in the bin
will have to see what happens next
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Old Feb 11, 2008 | 12:28 AM
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- what a feckin kack game

Im off to bed
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Old Feb 11, 2008 | 06:31 AM
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morning numptys
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Old Feb 11, 2008 | 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
on the slopes i noticed a real nice off piste area

there was a sign saying "no off piste"
which got ignored , unluckily there were a couple of police behind me

i sent off, off-piste, as i got to where i was about to head down the mountain i heard a whistle and shouting, i looked round to see the copper
so i thought **** it i'll pretend i didn't no what he wanted and set off, i was well away , but a second copper was waiting further down
he gave me a fixed penalty , so its been filed in the bin
will have to see what happens next
Whose name did you put on it - Stephen Money?
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Morning all BTW

**** its Monday
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Old Feb 11, 2008 | 08:10 AM
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Fancy leaving the page so close to the next one
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