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Old 28 January 2008, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
who's been telling stories then

you can't trust anyone to keep a secret


did you hear them about 4 ish

wonder what it was
Old 28 January 2008, 07:16 PM
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Old 28 January 2008, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
2jobs that caught my eye were the escort job @100 per hour, of a pizza delivery in west houghton for domins
jay you could jog round west houghton delivering pizza

kill 2 birds with one stone
Old 28 January 2008, 07:18 PM
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**** that would eat the pizza
Old 28 January 2008, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003


did you hear them about 4 ish

wonder what it was
dead right
i couldn't finish the job

them vectra vxr's don't handle
didn't get even close to the shaguar
Old 28 January 2008, 07:21 PM
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you will be appearing in "where the heart is soon"
Old 28 January 2008, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003


you will be appearing in "where the heart is soon"
whats that

describe the programme and why you watch it
Old 28 January 2008, 07:29 PM
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just off to check the snow reports

hope its dumped in the italian dolomites
Old 28 January 2008, 07:30 PM
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i dont know what it is as never watched it.

apparently its an old style drama thing
Old 28 January 2008, 07:31 PM
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got some pear drops tonight, they are fecking gorgeous
Old 28 January 2008, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
got some pear drops tonight, they are fecking gorgeous

eeeewwww they are fecking minging
Old 28 January 2008, 07:40 PM
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give over they are a class sweet
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day off tomorrow
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eve pete and 51st btw
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Pete, is joinery good money?

did you do an aprenticeship for it?
Old 28 January 2008, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i hope it all works out in the end justin

administration doesn't automatically mean reduncies

anyway i'm sure the smacs lot will help you all they can,
if i can help i certainly will mate , just ask

Cheers m8
Old 28 January 2008, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Pete, is joinery good money?

did you do an aprenticeship for it?

its not to bad really, i earn about 24/25k without overtime a year (you can earn more if you can be arsed)

when i left school there were no apprenticeships anywhere so i did it off my own back and went to night school for 3 years

one thing i will warn you of tho is.......dont think you are a joiner after finishing college it is the only job i know of that you do not take a single thing that you were taught in college out into the real world it means you really have to get experience being on site working with joiners before you could even think about going alone onto site

if you are serious and you were willing i would be tempted to go and labour on a self employed joiner on the w/ends for at least a couple of months (you said you wanted a p/t job) just to get the hang of things

HTH
Old 28 January 2008, 08:06 PM
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feckin hell thats the biggest post i have ever done in this thread
Old 28 January 2008, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
its not to bad really, i earn about 24/25k without overtime a year (you can earn more if you can be arsed)

when i left school there were no apprenticeships anywhere so i did it off my own back and went to night school for 3 years

one thing i will warn you of tho is.......dont think you are a joiner after finishing college it is the only job i know of that you do not take a single thing that you were taught in college out into the real world it means you really have to get experience being on site working with joiners before you could even think about going alone onto site

if you are serious and you were willing i would be tempted to go and labour on a self employed joiner on the w/ends for at least a couple of months (you said you wanted a p/t job) just to get the hang of things

HTH
Cheers Pete, I know what you mean about finishing college and thinking you can do it all, just like when you pass your driving test and you think you are a better driver

Think plumbing is looking like an option as have done a bit before and seem quite confident with it.
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Originally Posted by pete higham
feckin hell thats the biggest post i have ever done in this thread
and probably the most sensible
Old 28 January 2008, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
and probably the most sensible

thats about right
Old 28 January 2008, 08:17 PM
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oh yeah i forgot a couple of points........

1, you have to work in the cold

2, you have to work in dirty conditions

3, you will constantly have dirty work clothes

4, you have to work in the cold (so bad i said it twice) i feckin hate the cold
Old 28 January 2008, 08:20 PM
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1, not a problem, I use thermogenics so always wear t shirts outside
2, currently do well sort - Office is a bit dirty
3, alrite I fart a lot so clothes get smelly anyway
4, see one

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im good with a laminate wood saw
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
2jobs that caught my eye were the escort job @100 per hour, of a pizza delivery in west houghton for domins

pizza delivery it is then
Old 28 January 2008, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
dead right
i couldn't finish the job

them vectra vxr's don't handle
didn't get even close to the shaguar

bloody hell howie how the hell do you manage to talk so much sh1te
Old 28 January 2008, 08:47 PM
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evenin ste
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
Pete, is joinery good money?

did you do an aprenticeship for it?

do you own a hammer? can you hit things? can you breathe in through your teeth and say 'its a difficult job and im up to my eyes at the moment, i can do it tomorrow but its going to cost you'?

did you answer yes to these questions? yes your a time served joiner
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Originally Posted by pete higham
its not to bad really, i earn about 24/25k without overtime a year (you can earn more if you can be arsed)

when i left school there were no apprenticeships anywhere so i did it off my own back and went to night school for 3 years

one thing i will warn you of tho is.......dont think you are a joiner after finishing college it is the only job i know of that you do not take a single thing that you were taught in college out into the real world it means you really have to get experience being on site working with joiners before you could even think about going alone onto site

if you are serious and you were willing i would be tempted to go and labour on a self employed joiner on the w/ends for at least a couple of months (you said you wanted a p/t job) just to get the hang of things

HTH

now if i never know you id think you talked sense and knew what you were doing, but as i do know you i would like to ask you were you copied and pasted that from please
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Originally Posted by pete higham
oh yeah i forgot a couple of points........

1, you have to work in the cold

2, you have to work in dirty conditions

3, you will constantly have dirty work clothes

4, you have to work in the cold (so bad i said it twice) i feckin hate the cold
1. you pu55y

2. bigger pu55y

3. does it have something to do with number 2? d1ckhead

4. big fecking pu55y


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