they dont make square kitchens either (found out whilst tiling the floor)
Luckily I am a master tiler (amongst other things )

 

you never get **** all out skips from a new houseing estate
the people who live there try to act posh

 

not sure jay

i think ste knows more than me about it

 

we talking about 500?

 

right i'm offski jay got loads todo

 

after the fight, he was kicked out. bad lad him, he's connected you know

 

you would be banished forever and forced to change identity etc to escape the wrath of Constanent,Constanent, Number, Number

 

is it just a big council like estate then, bet there is a lidl on evey corner

 

what fight was that?

 

later, have a good day

 

it was at the christmas get together, proper went off big time, but it was soon sorted wasnt it H

 

they have just built either a lidl or netto or aldi about a mile away
(round the corner from where I used to live, apparently you can see it out of the upstairs window there )

 

who with? though he had just sorted your rad out

seems alright when I met him (didnt invite him in though even though he came out of his way to give me a tension when I did my cam belt and water pump on the scoob )

 

the scandanavian shops are good for fruit you know

 

 

its been 13 mins since Ste's last post, must have done a 1sq metre of tiles by now. Proper tiler would have anyway

 

must admit in my old place, I did use some no more nails on a few tiles where I had ripped the plaster off whilst removing the old tiles

 

also used no more nails on a few sheets of plasterboard as well which went onto breeze blocks

oops forgot to use a pva as well beforehand

 

can just picture it now, young woman in the bath, and suddenly half a tiled plasterboard wall comes towards her

Sure it is good stuff, she will be okay

 

woyuld be slightly amusing though watching the face

 

serves her right for laughing at me when she came to view the house, as my dog was only a puppy and was very excitable so I held the puppy whilst they walked round.

 

the puppy decided then to p1ss all over me

can see the funny side now though

 

would she be naked when this happened id save her

 

i knew i could smell something on you when i last saw you

 

5 star all inclusive holiday for £242

 

curly wurly, this was about 13 months ago, not seen you for about 2 years

 

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Hiya Steve

Thanks, I am still on a high after having him LOL

 

Don't complain, some people pay a lot of money to be pissed on

I take it you didn't enjoy the sensation though?

 

Are you wanting a holiday Jay?