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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:06 PM
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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looks like it could be a long game
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:18 PM
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Dont know what was in that curry but I am seriously tired now
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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hope I am okay driving home

case of window fully open I think
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:22 PM
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luckily my thermogenics will ensure that I remain at slightly above normal body temperature
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:23 PM
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had a close shave this morning in my car
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:24 PM
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roundabout nr my house was covered in black ice, and I tried to go around the roundabout , turned my wheel, the wheels turned and I went straight ahead

Luckily my cat like reactions meant that I saved the slide and I did a 2 wheel drive power out of it
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:25 PM
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I love torque steer as well
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:29 PM
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need to pop over to our warehouse in a min, need to get some fresh air to try and wake up
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:30 PM
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then its back for some strong black nescafe
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:31 PM
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only have the cheap coffee at work. Its probably not even nescafe but asda own in a nescafe jar
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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how are those returns coming on, glad its not mine

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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:45 PM
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one and a half spoons of the "finest" coffee in my cup
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:57 PM
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it tastes like
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:57 PM
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crap
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 02:58 PM
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but it will probably keep me awake
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:12 PM
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today is really dragging
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:12 PM
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but it is now only 1 hrs and 19 mins to go
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:14 PM
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what do you get if you cross ghandi's flip flop with a nuns fanny?
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:15 PM
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my mouth
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:18 PM
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that means my mouth is dry
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:19 PM
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not that my mouth smells like a nuns fanny
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:20 PM
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it may do actually as I have never smelt a nuns fanny
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:24 PM
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probably smells like roses
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:25 PM
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nose is full of bogeys again
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:26 PM
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good trip home then
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:27 PM
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bit more lively now after my trip outside and my coffee
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:27 PM
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gotta tidy my garage tomorrow
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:28 PM
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probably means a few trips to the tip
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Old Jan 11, 2008 | 03:29 PM
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its not far away but there are roadworks which means I have to follow a diversion. The diversion though goes over speed bumps and because my car is lower than standard it sometimes catches
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