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God i,m bloody bored. where is pete i need to have a laugh peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooo
i think i may be getting man flu
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooo
i think i may be getting man flu
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evening ste
i will be nice tonight ste,
my sister didn't go to last meet, (in prague), she got dates wrong
if she doesn't go, i have another girl who may go, bit posh as well
and no its not the girlfriend
evening howard
i,m always nice me
a posh bird and its not your chick? who is she then?(i could really take the p*ss now but i wont well not yet anyway
i will be nice tonight ste,
my sister didn't go to last meet, (in prague), she got dates wrong
if she doesn't go, i have another girl who may go, bit posh as well
and no its not the girlfriend
evening howard
i,m always nice me
a posh bird and its not your chick? who is she then?(i could really take the p*ss now but i wont well not yet anyway
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im here my mate
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Employers???????????????????????? this sounds interesting mr state are you going to elaborate any more? pictures in various states of undress would do posh birds sre great does she wear glasses and tie her hair up, when you go into the pub she,ll take her glasses of and unclip her hair and then flick it about whilst saying she wants to have a go in my flat four and feel the burble
is her dad like toadie off neighbours? he's a lawyer and he's on tele loads?
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Where the hell has everyone gone? ric is usually on as well i,m getting worried about him he seems to be spending more time with ladies in the outside world and that aint on
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mr moneys
her dad was on jeremy paxman ,"newsnight"
the case were the woman was accused of killing her 2 baby's, she was a solicitor were the misses works
the girl is called alex and has a very nice j-lo
her dad was on jeremy paxman ,"newsnight"
the case were the woman was accused of killing her 2 baby's, she was a solicitor were the misses works
the girl is called alex and has a very nice j-lo
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how come she,s coming to a smacs meet then? theres no karaoke in the unicorn?
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her farther represented the mother,(who is a solicitor), he was on all the news programmes, and paxman, you will see him on a lot of legal case's of high profile , which usually ends in tv coverage!
i will get her to come with me to club meet if my sister doesn't
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have you read this right??
her farther represented the mother,(who is a solicitor), he was on all the news programmes, and paxman, you will see him on a lot of legal case's of high profile , which usually ends in tv coverage!
i will get her to come with me to club meet if my sister doesn't
her farther represented the mother,(who is a solicitor), he was on all the news programmes, and paxman, you will see him on a lot of legal case's of high profile , which usually ends in tv coverage!
i will get her to come with me to club meet if my sister doesn't
bloody hell howard bring her to the next meet as this sounds good, i bet she's got some good stories about jerry springer as he's on the tele a lot as well, plus you said she sounds like j.lo and she's a good singer so maybe she could give us a few songs
think we cleared all that confusing stuff up there didnt we mr state
#4853
yep sorted out loads ther mr money
i see on the amita forum, "best mod for pound"
you state the drop links???
don't you have to drive it fast to tell the difference between stansard
how will you ever know it was a good mod????
i see on the amita forum, "best mod for pound"
you state the drop links???
don't you have to drive it fast to tell the difference between stansard
how will you ever know it was a good mod????
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excuse me mr state i drive my car everywhere at the speed limit. it is not big nor clever to go above these limits and if you do want to drive like you stole it then you had best go somewhere else
like the triangle you can have loads of fun up there and you know i,ll be all over you (like a rash from a cheap brothel) in my wagon
like the triangle you can have loads of fun up there and you know i,ll be all over you (like a rash from a cheap brothel) in my wagon
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like the triangle you can have loads of fun up there and you know i,ll be all over you (like a rash from a cheap brothel) in my wagon[/QUOTE]
i surppose you would be ??????????????
if i was in a field, but i have a habbit of liking the tarmac
i surppose you would be ??????????????
if i was in a field, but i have a habbit of liking the tarmac
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Howard, you know that your van looks better with some sign writing on the back
Where have you all gone
I know ste will tucked up in bed sucking his thum, and that pete will be doing the same, but i hoped that some of the hardened drinkers would be around (ie SVS and Howard) but they must be giving it
mmmm, i feel a little spamming comin on
Howard, you know that your van looks better with some sign writing on the back
Where have you all gone
I know ste will tucked up in bed sucking his thum, and that pete will be doing the same, but i hoped that some of the hardened drinkers would be around (ie SVS and Howard) but they must be giving it
mmmm, i feel a little spamming comin on