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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
if it was adam he could get 15 against a scoob
very true

and non of then would be over 500 bhp
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 11:57 PM
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very true

and non of then would be over 500 bhp

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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 11:57 PM
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Thats like saying you can get 5 metros for the price of a scooby

Its quality stuff, not like sh1tty becks or stella

5 fecking bottles though
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:00 AM
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its the bugatti veyron of beers tho Ste
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:01 AM
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im off now lads things to do
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
its the bugatti veyron of beers tho Ste

yes but your paying the price mate, it is only 5 bottles so you will be dry in no time
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:01 AM
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im off now lads things to do

boysfood, before the gf comes round so you last longer, good trick that mate
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
its the bugatti veyron of beers tho Ste
gets you pissed really quickly
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True, but at least i wont feel like a dried out kipper thats been shagged by a dirty dog in the morning
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:03 AM
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Hang on, is the word 'Quality' even in the scouse dictionary
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:03 AM
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True, but at least i wont feel like a dried out kipper thats been shagged by a dirty dog in the morning
i thought you always felt like that
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im off now lads things to do
Shavin the old go-nads for the new lady i bet
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Hang on, is the word 'Quality' even in the scouse dictionary

yes just before lacoste in the sentance 'thats a ........ lacoste trackie that lad'
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Shavin the old go-nads for the new lady i bet

he'll be shaving her initials in his pubes proper romantic fella is our pete
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
i thought you always felt like that
I do, thats the point, QUALITY beers make me feel like a freshly squeezed rose pettle
Nice and fresh, ready for an early start
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:08 AM
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yes just before lacoste in the sentance 'thats a ........ lacoste trackie that lad'


Its the same round Burnage too, only we prefer to wear Rockport and Von Dutch
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:10 AM
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he'll be shaving her initials in his pubes proper romantic fella is our pete
Will be a spartan fur burger for the eating that will
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i have a new location
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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my god, ive just cracked open the forth bottle, and iom really feeling a bit p1ssed

god this is really good stuff
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:14 AM
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where is your russian immigrant girlfriend tonight ric? thought you was getting engaged so she could stay in the country?
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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you gotta be joking, my lady is an angel

She would love to get engaged, im just **** scared to be honest, ive been **** on once before, and i just kinda feel somewhat hard to the idea, altho, she is nothing like my ex
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have i ever posted a pic of her
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:25 AM
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im off fella its been nice
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:26 AM
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And i was just about to post a pic of my lovely russain bird
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:27 AM
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Blimy, the smacs massive all in bed by 12.30

HARDCORE
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:28 AM
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god......................

its like an old people home in here sometimes
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:30 AM
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i thought Subaru drivers would live a fast paced, exciting life, not in bed at midnight ish on a friday night

As the Chief would say 'Blinkin Flip'
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 12:33 AM
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time to resort to my tunes then if your all goin bed
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i shall party by my self
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