not sure will have to get someone to try - anyone?

 

It must work just tried it on my lunch break great results

Got a bad back though now

 

 

No mate i was only going slow but i got distracted by someone nearly falling off a ladder an then looked back forwards and everyone had stopped. only hit her at about 5-10 mph.

 

You not at work Ste

I am so bored

 

Sod it I am off home - ive had enough

 

I was in college mate, felt like cryin all day spoke to the insurance and they recommend someone in sale. Anyone heard of nationwide a car repair place in sale?

 

Never heard of them m8

 

Bloody hell whats up with you lot - no spamming its not right - wheres the monkey of speed

 

Where,s pete? i aint seen him on for a few days i could do with a word with him

 

pete you have pm mate

 

oh I come on share share dont be shy now

 

 

See now thats what im talking about, you all slag me off for being sat about in the afternoons eating bacon butties and having power naps, but where are you all now ehhhhh wrapped up in bed, nice and warm snoozing, maybe having a littel slap and tickle before

Ive been back from work for half an hour, and your all snoozing

I HATE WORKING SHIFTS ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNSOCIABLE


Cant you all get up and talk to me, im all on my own
I am armed with beeer tho, so its not all bad

 

Ok then, think you all know what commin next then

 

 

 

Thats one big bunker



mahoosive green too

 

O my clogs
Check those bad boys



By the way mate, you cant smoke twigs you muppet

 

PMSL

 

This purple helmet looks nice and shiny, someones been polishing that every day

 

Hey andy, hows it goin fella, big thumbs up dude

2 tumbs fresh

 

al rite lad how are you??

 

Im fine fella, stellas in fridge and spamm in my wrists, all good, been a ****ty night at work like, so im just enjoyin being at home
I can say hand on heart that i truly dislike students, they all smell (even the good looking ones), think they know everything, and have nooooooooooo money
gettin sick and tired of them thinking they are the bee's knees, god i want to give one a good slapping with a wet fish head



all good tho when it comes to smacs tho

 

pheeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

anyone else smell that

 

 

i want a fish butty

 

NOW

 

Right then, if no-ones goin to get out of bed to chat to me, im goin to get some food, then cap some germans on Cod (emmmmmmmm fishyy fish), for those who have no idea what im on about it Call of Duty

might be back in a while

 

night mate off to bed now