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Old 19 November 2007, 10:37 PM
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whats that then

mechanical electrical man, if the line breaks down or something needs fixing ill be your man, other than that ill be sitting on my **** reading the paper. im good at the latter
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Old 19 November 2007, 10:39 PM
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congrats on the corner

we usually have probs delivering at ford, a the transmission area, think it may be gate 9
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Old 19 November 2007, 10:40 PM
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was looking at a vw passat the other day that had an lpg conversion
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then I thught, nah its a passat !
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Old 19 November 2007, 10:41 PM
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next episode of the garage being watched now, nice classic merc in there now
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receptionist is quite cute as well, used to work at aston martin
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
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we usually have probs delivering at ford, a the transmission area, think it may be gate 9

getrag.thats the place, what do you deliver and why do you have problems?
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nice audi thats had an enigne fire coveredin white powder
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receptionist is quite cute as well, used to work at aston martin

i like it when they follow the lads out an they go the strippers
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im watching car wars
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various types of machine oils, think its the paint and transmission stores. Usually no fork lift truck driver
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
various types of machine oils, think its the paint and transmission stores. Usually no fork lift truck driver

havent you got them trucks with there own fork lift? there great them, you could pick things up when your on your break at a service station
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car wars or road wars?
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havent you got them trucks with there own fork lift? there great them, you could pick things up when your on your break at a service station
that costs extra
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we play newcastle on sat but i want to try and get into work for some overtime, my mate has just done enough hours that his top line this week is £1110 , only did a weekend and some extra hours through the week
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
has Donna had the kid yet Steve?
LOL I only go away and make a brew have a smoke, and there is 3 pages of SpaMACs waffle

no not yet, she has just gone to bed to try and coax the little bugger out



















I told her its not a poo
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car wars or road wars?

raod wars, ive seen this one though, like most things on sky
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kin ell thats a decent pay packet


cant believe its a blooming midday kick off again, how many is that after an international?
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LOL I only go away and make a brew have a smoke, and there is 3 pages of SpaMACs waffle

no not yet, she has just gone to bed to try and coax the little bugger out

how has she got a bottle of milk and some rusks between her legs
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
LOL I only go away and make a brew have a smoke, and there is 3 pages of SpaMACs waffle

no not yet, she has just gone to bed to try and coax the little bugger out



















I told her its not a poo
that must have been oneheck of a smoke
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how has she got a bottle of milk and some rusks between her legs
You know I read that as rust


I told her its not a poo, and cant be teased out
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what ive been reading, if I was a bit clever I wouldnt have popped out until I was 16
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
kin ell thats a decent pay packet


cant believe its a blooming midday kick off again, how many is that after an international?

**** them there proffesional sports men. i hate international games, england should only have players out of the reserves, they dont pay the wages.

my top line will be nicish this week but i only did a saturday, weve got overtime coming out of our ears at the moment
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
You know I read that as rust


I told her its not a poo, and cant be teased out

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yeah but we are always sh!te after an international.

Atleast torres will have had a good rest. Hail the new god
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sky + is great, forwarding the advers when watching something you have recorded
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Old 19 November 2007, 10:55 PM
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we were on a run last time and then an international popped up, they do my head in, imagine being a goerdie (no dont cos there to55ers) look at owen again serves the money grabbing git right
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Originally Posted by jaytc2003
sky + is great, forwarding the advers when watching something you have recorded

sky hd is even better
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Still havent got a working TV here lol

got a 32" CRT Widescreen, and a 48" Plasma both foobarred
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Old 19 November 2007, 10:56 PM
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thing is hardly any geordies have been on int duty!!!

Good thing is we are playing fairly well away from home so I reckon a 3 - 1 to us
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