im just eating a box of celebrations before the kids eat them all

 

i tokk one out as well and its a very very nice car

 

corner

 

me misses wants the car painting the same colour as a porsche gt3 orange

 

why not just buy a gt3 instead

 

yep, and picking up fwdnutz, bike, he's using a 2006 kawasaki zx10r, very fast but useless in bad weather unless you have the touch of a fairy
thats were big AL fails

that bike will spin the back wheel at 150mph, without giving it full throttle, if it rains it will be useless


the supermotard i'm taking has michelin racing tyres including "wets" so th rain should not stop play

 

could not have a car worth nearly the same as the house
and besides im skint

 

went to "on ya bike" yesterday for a new helmet , also got some gloves and a neck scarf, so i should be ready for the weather

 

taxi driver ,,,, skint

 

it wont be fast with al on the back of it, he aint no size zero supermodel is he

 

out of the 19 people who said they were going on the go - kartin only 6 have contacted or payed me, very dissapionting, why dont people just pm you and tell you the score with when they'll pay i wouldnt mind if they did

 

have you seen the price of diesel lately never mind vpower think i may as well put scoob on the taxis the way its going

 

if i lost my job id put my scoob on the cabs, i reckon you could make a good bit of money. mind you my scoob is better on the juice than the wifes 1.6 focus

 

i remember seeing one in the paper not long ago, it was a blobeye and was down south somewhere, he said he made a fortune cos everyone wanted to go in it

 

one finger dan has no problem with the 30 sec post rule

 

the scumbags would have a field day it wouldnt last long thats for sure.

 

posts are really slow tonight

 

sod the lads, what about the young fit girls

 

biatch

 

have you got your tongue stuck out as well

 

Alright chaps

 

going to bed in a sec

 

yo yo yo carl. i love ice cream mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

all the time

 

Evening carl

 

there is a lad in work who i kid you not weighs well over 30 stone, he is only about 5foot 5 as well. anyway he's a lazy git, he loves the wrestling and is over 40 still lives with his mum and dad, anyway he comes into work one day complaining of a sore elbow, it turns out that when the wrestling is on his mum gives him a 2 litre tub of ice cream that he eats in one sitting, it turned out his mum never bought his usual soft scoop ice cream and his elbow hurt because it was so hard to scoop out

 

his nickname as you may guess is now 'soft scoop'

 

looks like howard has decided to turn in

 

never even said goodnight

 

you never see beefy on here anymore