When i said he has something nice at home i was on about the car silly everyone knows there is nothing worse than a woman scorned, she,d be round there quick sharpish with a big hammer and we wouldnt want that now
as for phoning me i,m fully booked for the next 2 months sorry
We are still to speak yet carla, i spotted you today but with gav being away i thought now is not the best time to introduce myself

 

His name wasnt something like Leopard Forrest was it? you know like that other golfer with the made up name

 

He was good, just not good enough without that sounding harsh, he'd understand what I mean by that!!

I still haven't managed to speak to everyone yet, the club just keeps growing!!

You'll have to come and introduce yourself at the next meet!!

 

Oh my god thats a terrible thing to say no wonder he never made it!!!

I keep trying to avoid pete at every meet but he somehow latches onto me, i,ll pop over next time and introduce myself but you,ll probably already know me as i,m the only good looking one there

 

your imfamous mr money

you'll be saying your married to mrs moneypenny next

 

my first staffie was called penny and when i took it to the vets the lady shouted my name follew by the dogs 'money/penny' i laughed and laughed until there was a little puddle between my legs

 

carla
i thought he was a footballer

i used to have golf lesson with a pro golfer , years ago
my dad had big ideas for me and golf
i used to play against the men at 13yrs off the mens tees, i was 18handicap, and could hit as far as the men, but other farthers envy put paid to my tuition, and a motorbike killed my enthusiasm for golf

 

no he was a golfer!!

Bed time for me kids, I'm pooped and need my beauty sleep!!

Nighty!!

 

Right i,m off as well, i wont be having loads of sleep though as my heavily pregnant wife will no doubt start snoring down my bloody ears again.

 

Where have you all gone

Lightweights

 

She wasnt well m8 only boosting at 0.8 bar

226bhp (21 bhp down from last time) but weird thing was my TQ was up by 3

I knew I needed more wax

 

and a new magic tree

 

there will be no washing of car's today my car is still full of ice

 

still feel nackerd!! I want to wash my car but can't see it happened!! Going to decorate my room today, fancy a change!!

 

bloody hell!!!

just wake up in the morning and decide to re-decorate

 

where is everybody

 

Just got back in from a night in Chester. Ordered a spec D for collection March 1st, god its going to be a long february!

 

i bet you cant wait graham

that must have been one hell of a night out

 

What the hells going on carla gets up and decides to re-decorate and then graham goes out on the lash and buys a spec D the SMACS have gone mad

 

LOL its all good.

 

Afternoon people - Where are you all

What was up with you Pete buying some cleaning gear

Just washed her car as it was minging

got myself a new halogen light to spot some swirls

 

eveing justin how you doing mate? i,ve just fitted a new intercooler Y pipe need to find some new silicone pipe for my boost gauge now and a T piece which has 2 6mm,s and a 3mm pipes on it i think oh and some 76mm flexi pipe
oh the joys of little mods to your scoob

 

not bad m8 - joys of modding eh

 

evening all
good day with you all , chatting and hanging about, all the people i've met through this club have been excellent, and can only recommend it to anyone,
a great bunch of people

just watchin bbc2
louis theroux, in vegas
looks very interesting
have a good night peeps, enjoy a couple of lowenbrau's

 

why were have you been hanging out today mr state?

 

sorry mr money , i mean yesterday, sorry for the delayed reaction, its that car of adams
it goes that fast i don't know which day it is,
but it does have over 300bhp,
you won't know what i'm saying
with only 260bhp

 

276 actually . You buying it then howie? bout time you got a scoob really isnt it.

 

Steve is that figure after your mapping ??

 

yes it is liz

 

wot was it before that ??