aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, thats better

 

you need AA Ric

 

top of the evening to you smacs

 

Good evening
How you doin this lovely ****ty cold raining northen night
Ive been ripping round the n'burg circuit most of the evening, not played it for donkers but am getting right back into it

 

Hello ric i,m great just got in from a long day at college. hows about yourself young sir?

 

oh and its always sunny in liverpool especially with last nights result

3 days till my car is mapped, still cant believe i,m going to miss the derby but hey i,ll just sky plus it

 

well its ****eee in manchester, think there a big cloud sat over my house pissssssing down on it, that really fine rain that gets you soaked in 30 seconds

What you lookin at bhp wise on the rr
I'll be bobbing down as its just round the corner from me, but im too poor to have a go myself

 

i lad i know had the same set up as me and got 283Hp but my mapper is one of the best in the country so i,m not that arsed about the figures its the way it will go, I,m getting it mapped on the road and then shooting over to prosport to get on the rollers. Thamkfully jenni will be there who is a blue so i can give her some stick whilst i,m there

 

Im a dirt blue blue too, but of a higher caliber
What time u goin down
Ill be there about 12ish, well whenever i wake up to be honest
Just want to make sure im on the group photo, need some good lucking fellas on it this time

 

need a different club then

 

Jenni is an even worse blue though and now she has also told adam he,s got to follow the toffes so he tries to join in now but i dont think he knows the rules i,ll be there hopefully about 12-1ish. Chris has asked me to get on most of the photos as hes trying to attract more females to smacs, i,m onlt to happy to oblige of course

 

What u sayin liz, me and my brother were goin to make a guest appearence, just got some new shirts too

 

Did he ask you to wear leather pants too

 

your jokin right ??

 

no funnily enough he wants me to wear red shorts and carry a little red plastic thing dont know what thats all about

 

who me

 

Look at this 'thing' ive just found

**** me imagine that chasing you when its pissed off, there'd be logs droppin out all over the place from my trouser legs
Not suprised its got a nice gaff, probably ate the owner

 

 

Can you remember the famous banner at a liverpool galatasary game a few years back ric? it said ' you think this is scary try the grafton on a saturday night' well trust me that picture is gorgeous once you,ve been the grafton

 

'The Grafton'
Is that like a proper ruff pub in liverpool?

 

Just imagine a club with an average age of 50 ish and little glasses of water as you walk in with teeth in them, then imagine the most ugliest auntie you,ve got coming onto you with no teeth whilst grabbing your **** and tryin to shove her tongue down your throat, oh and while she,s doing this all you can feel is the bristles off her hair on her chin and top lip. That my friend is just a little insight into the grafton

 

Evening guys

think that dog needs some food

 

A take it youve sampled the delights then

 

Im up for it for a laugh, i like the older lady
Sounds like a grab a grewsome granny night
Have you not been there then

Evenin justin, hows it goin boss man?

Found another weird pic, now thats just scary

 

you mean like this

 

Been there a few times you have to sample a granny at some point dont you, its part of growing up. Havent been for years though and i,ve heard its now £15 to get in but free drinks all night, but its also full of imigrants so i dont think i,d get on well there as i,d end up kicking the imigrants all night

evening justin, out of curiousity mate what do you do for a living?

 

 

not bad thanks

She wants you Ric

 

Cannot tell you as its top secret

 

He sits on here chatting to carla about eating pot noodles and being bored at work, i know as im sat at home chattin to him too whilst eatin bacon butties and sat in my slippers