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Oct 25, 2007 | 12:36 PM
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From: Manchester ish
I reckon manchester is worse, I dont like walking the streets at day/night.
Nearly got attacked with an alsatian the other day, young couple let it off the lead and it turned around and saw my dog and legged it. Luckily me being quicker than ben johnson on steroids, I managed to pick up my dog and bop the alsatian on the snout.
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:36 PM
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From: Manchester ish
luckily, casualty wasnt busy that night so was only there for 3 hours
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:38 PM
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From: Manchester ish
poor little dog had a fright though, she was shaking.
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From: Manchester ish
well she was when we got home and I'd pasted her for being a soft ****e
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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From: Manchester ish
if any animal lovers are on, dont worry, it was my missus I was on about
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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From: Manchester ish
cos animal cruelty is wrong
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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From: Manchester ish
unless it involves cats
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:42 PM
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From: Manchester ish
I got another corner and didnt even realise it it!
corner
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:48 PM
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From: Manchester ish
I noticed Pete popped up last night with a snide post
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From: Manchester ish
Ste must be plugging in his new toy.
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:49 PM
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From: Manchester ish
should say fridge freezer not toy as the mucky minded will probably think something else
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From: Manchester ish
dont forget to let the freezer settle for a few hours first Ste before plugging it in
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:50 PM
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From: Manchester ish
anyone know where I can get 1 or 2 funky slimline radiators from at a decent cost for a lounge?
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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From: Manchester ish
bet clsbscooby will be here in a bit. Must be nearly her lunch time
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:51 PM
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From: Manchester ish
think I will have a 6 inch chicken terriyaki with loads of chillis and also chilli sauce from subway. hmmm yum yum
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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From: Manchester ish
time to give my warehouse guys some work i think, be back in a minute.
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:56 PM
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From: Manchester ish
done that, but going again as Im popping out now for my subway
Oct 25, 2007 | 12:57 PM
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From: Manchester ish
talking to myself but I will be back in a bit
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From: Manchester ish
okay jay
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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From: Macclesfield
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moneys
it was claire. i managed to read a few pages of this months FHM as well. i now know woman prefer men to be unshaved down below, ill have to let it all grow back
that is so true it's bad enough getting a stubble rash from kising your bloke you don't want one from anywhere else!!!!
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:21 PM
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From: Macclesfield
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bet clsbscooby will be here in a bit. Must be nearly her lunch time
how did you guess.
duck wrap today with a wispa yummy
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:27 PM
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From: Manchester ish
just got back now, chickien ticka subway with all the salad minus olives, extra chillies and chilli sauce on italian herb and cheese.
its the way forward
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:27 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
thats the dog walked, got to go get a shower then off to work. may order my arb before i go though
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:28 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
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that is so true it's bad enough getting a stubble rash from kising your bloke you don't want one from anywhere else!!!!
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wahay go on claire, your mind is as bad as ours
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:28 PM
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From: Manchester ish
i made a duck wrap once, wasnt very nice
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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had to resort to putting a gun to its head before it would
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:39 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
just ordered my arb, its going to take 4 weeks though as they have none in stock, bugger
only 110 though
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:39 PM
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From: Macclesfield
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had to resort to putting a gun to its head before it would
thats terrible
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:39 PM
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
you ever had a 'duck do' jay?
Oct 25, 2007 | 01:40 PM
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wahay go on claire, your mind is as bad as ours
not quite
only 110 though