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Old 24 October 2007 | 12:22 AM
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i need to get another one in the next year, as me and the missus are wanting a house soon after that, so i need to get my skates on

then you can walk round in your birthday suit and shake your ***** at her
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:23 AM
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Sod cars for a few years, i need to spend my cash on property while i can

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Old 24 October 2007 | 12:23 AM
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We've been talking about getting engaged as well
Well she has to me, but i must admit, im coming round to the idea slowely, the hooks are in
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:24 AM
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hows life treating you ric? ive just got my wage slip from when i did a weekend overtime so im well happy
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:25 AM
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then you can walk round in your birthday suit and shake your ***** at her
I do that already anyway, she gives my that 'grow up look' with a smile but i know she loves it really
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:25 AM
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We've been talking about getting engaged as well
Well she has to me, but i must admit, im coming round to the idea slowely, the hooks are in

go for it, take some photos of her naked first though
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:26 AM
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I do that already anyway, she gives my that 'grow up look' with a smile but i know she loves it really


do you soap it up in the shower and then spin it round like its a rotor blade i love doing that as the soap go's everywhere
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:27 AM
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im going to stay in alton towers hotel next week, only 58 for a night b+b. an then 14 each for the park the next day
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:28 AM
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ooooooooooooooo 6800 come on ric catch up
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:28 AM
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hows life treating you ric? ive just got my wage slip from when i did a weekend overtime so im well happy
Well im on **** money, and work crap hours, have just sold my pride and joy, and have never worked so many hours (job and house) as i have this last month,
am sick of my job mega stylee, but to be honest, i cant complain mate, its all good

Thats being honest too tho, god there must be something wrong with me, i should be depressed
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where have you gone?
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ooooooooooooooo 6800 come on ric catch up

Go Ste you spammy monster you
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:29 AM
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im going to stay in alton towers hotel next week, only 58 for a night b+b. an then 14 each for the park the next day
don't they have a Cadburys room
I looked into staying there last year but it was mega dear
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Well im on **** money, and work crap hours, have just sold my pride and joy, and have never worked so many hours (job and house) as i have this last month,
am sick of my job mega stylee, but to be honest, i cant complain mate, its all good

Thats being honest too tho, god there must be something wrong with me, i should be depressed

you should of got a job in our place for the agency firm they use, the lads are taking home £400 for working 37.5 hours, not bad if you dont mind the fact it aint gauranteed work
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:31 AM
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don't they have a Cadburys room
I looked into staying there last year but it was mega dear

there are rooms like that, let me know if you want to stay ric as i get discount through work, ill size it up next week an see if you can get away with booking in my name
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do you soap it up in the shower and then spin it round like its a rotor blade i love doing that as the soap go's everywhere
No, i play the ***** ***** banjo, i rock better than Led Zeppelin without the guitar
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:32 AM
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Go Ste you spammy monster you

do you know why you aint depressed ric, cos your a bit like me an dont give a ****, you just go through life having a laugh, thats what its all about as long as you have your beer money life is sweet **** being a miserable git who just lives to work
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:33 AM
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No, i play the ***** ***** banjo, i rock better than Led Zeppelin without the guitar
bloody hell you cant be in proportion with the rest of your body then
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:34 AM
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i hate miserable gits, do my fecking head in, i cant be round the depressing gits. nkobs the lot of them. go shove your rules up your jacksey
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:35 AM
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i need to sell my psp to fund my ps3, i cant be ar5ed puttin it on flea bay though, ill do it on sunday
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:36 AM
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do you know why you aint depressed ric, cos your a bit like me an dont give a ****, you just go through life having a laugh, thats what its all about as long as you have your beer money life is sweet **** being a miserable git who just lives to work
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I have plenty of beer money, close mates to spend it with, and a cracking missus to chill with, id love loads more money, but im happy with what i have, altho i wouldnt mind a bit more dosh, and maybe a slightly smaller belly
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:37 AM
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bloody hell you cant be in proportion with the rest of your body then
Im saying nowt

But i aint been single since i was 14
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:39 AM
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did you watch police camera action last night ric? funny as some asian kid got pulled for driving down a bus lane, he gave it all the large stuff bout being a soldier of the street and the asians running the town he lived in hull then he was fined an released only to be caught again 5 mins later going down a one way street the wrong way, he gave it all the racist crap and then went on his way with his fellow soldiers playing pretend guns with there fingers, in A FORD KA
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i need to sell my psp to fund my ps3, i cant be ar5ed puttin it on flea bay though, ill do it on sunday
Ive got some my old passat sport wheels and some 18" toyos T1's on flea bay at the minute, both are selling, and have multiple watchers, the wheels have over 45 people watching
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:40 AM
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To right

I have plenty of beer money, close mates to spend it with, and a cracking missus to chill with, id love loads more money, but im happy with what i have, altho i wouldnt mind a bit more dosh, and maybe a slightly smaller belly

thats what its all about fella, the simple things, some people want what others have and are always chasing the jone's, **** them im happy as **** with my life as i have everything i want.
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:42 AM
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Ive got some my old passat sport wheels and some 18" toyos T1's on flea bay at the minute, both are selling, and have multiple watchers, the wheels have over 45 people watching

most people watch cos they have the same to sell and want to see what they go for
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:43 AM
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did you watch police camera action last night ric? funny as some asian kid got pulled for driving down a bus lane, he gave it all the large stuff bout being a soldier of the street and the asians running the town he lived in hull then he was fined an released only to be caught again 5 mins later going down a one way street the wrong way, he gave it all the racist crap and then went on his way with his fellow soldiers playing pretend guns with there fingers, in A FORD KA
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I hate **** like that, give them a smack and they'd cry their eyes out, acting 'Charlie big potato' all the time, get tham at my work allllllllll the time
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:44 AM
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thats what its all about fella, the simple things, some people want what others have and are always chasing the jone's, **** them im happy as **** with my life as i have everything i want.
Same here, altho i wouldn't mind a scooby again
Old 24 October 2007 | 12:44 AM
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Ford Ka

I hate **** like that, give them a smack and they'd cry their eyes out, acting 'Charlie big potato' all the time, get tham at my work allllllllll the time

when he got knicked the 2nd time his **** went a bit and he was asking if he could go to jail for it, muppets
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Ive watched 4 pairs of the same wheel, and they all sold for over £250, so if mine go for that sort of dosh, ill be well happy


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