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and the lower you drop the front the more the caster will be out, so you won't be able to set the tracking properly and will chew the inside of the tyres off
i'd have alook at some forums and see if theres any info about ric
the trouble is reading through the bullsh1t, and recognising the truth
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Ronaldo, Zidane & Elano all die & go to
heaven. When they get there, they see God sat infront of them. He
tell's them, "As you can see, I have two empty seats next to me,
but there are 3 of you".
He turns to Ronaldo and say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Ronaldo replies, "I think about how fortunate I am and how
far I have come since playing in the slums of Brazil". God looks at
him for a minute and say's, "I have always thought you are a great
footballer and respect the way you think, take a seat!".
He then turns to Zidane & say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Zidane replies, "I think about my family and how blessed I am
to play the beautiful game at the highest level". God looks at him
for a minute and say's, "Like Ronaldo I think you are a great
footballer & admire the way you play with such passion, take a seat!".
God then turn's to Elano and say's, "As you can see, your fellow
footballer's have both been granted a seat. What do you think?"
Elano replies, "I think your sitting in my seat!"
heaven. When they get there, they see God sat infront of them. He
tell's them, "As you can see, I have two empty seats next to me,
but there are 3 of you".
He turns to Ronaldo and say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Ronaldo replies, "I think about how fortunate I am and how
far I have come since playing in the slums of Brazil". God looks at
him for a minute and say's, "I have always thought you are a great
footballer and respect the way you think, take a seat!".
He then turns to Zidane & say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Zidane replies, "I think about my family and how blessed I am
to play the beautiful game at the highest level". God looks at him
for a minute and say's, "Like Ronaldo I think you are a great
footballer & admire the way you play with such passion, take a seat!".
God then turn's to Elano and say's, "As you can see, your fellow
footballer's have both been granted a seat. What do you think?"
Elano replies, "I think your sitting in my seat!"
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From: liverpool the capital of culture 08
Ronaldo, Zidane & Elano all die & go to
heaven. When they get there, they see God sat infront of them. He
tell's them, "As you can see, I have two empty seats next to me,
but there are 3 of you".
He turns to Ronaldo and say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Ronaldo replies, "I think about how fortunate I am and how
far I have come since playing in the slums of Brazil". God looks at
him for a minute and say's, "I have always thought you are a great
footballer and respect the way you think, take a seat!".
He then turns to Zidane & say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Zidane replies, "I think about my family and how blessed I am
to play the beautiful game at the highest level". God looks at him
for a minute and say's, "Like Ronaldo I think you are a great
footballer & admire the way you play with such passion, take a seat!".
God then turn's to Elano and say's, "As you can see, your fellow
footballer's have both been granted a seat. What do you think?"
Elano replies, "I think your sitting in my seat!"

heaven. When they get there, they see God sat infront of them. He
tell's them, "As you can see, I have two empty seats next to me,
but there are 3 of you".
He turns to Ronaldo and say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Ronaldo replies, "I think about how fortunate I am and how
far I have come since playing in the slums of Brazil". God looks at
him for a minute and say's, "I have always thought you are a great
footballer and respect the way you think, take a seat!".
He then turns to Zidane & say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"
Which Zidane replies, "I think about my family and how blessed I am
to play the beautiful game at the highest level". God looks at him
for a minute and say's, "Like Ronaldo I think you are a great
footballer & admire the way you play with such passion, take a seat!".
God then turn's to Elano and say's, "As you can see, your fellow
footballer's have both been granted a seat. What do you think?"
Elano replies, "I think your sitting in my seat!"

who the **** is elano?


