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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:56 PM
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:57 PM
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:57 PM
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And 6,700 posts too


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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Howard, you've really put me off now

I wanted it to look like a low rider too
you can, thats not a problem, but you will find its not just a case of some springs, if you want it to drive properly, and handle
and the lower you drop the front the more the caster will be out, so you won't be able to set the tracking properly and will chew the inside of the tyres off
i'd have alook at some forums and see if theres any info about ric
the trouble is reading through the bullsh1t, and recognising the truth
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:58 PM
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im still here ric, i cant be arsed spamming at the moment, just watching motd2 as well
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:58 PM
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how come jenni aint been on going on about the footy?
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:59 PM
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could i change my springs for prodrive ones and not do anything else? or would i have to change my dampers?
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 10:59 PM
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Giz a sec and ill post a wicked City joke, made me laugh anyway
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:00 PM
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or even you, how come you aint mentioned it either mr state?
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:00 PM
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Ronaldo, Zidane & Elano all die & go to
heaven. When they get there, they see God sat infront of them. He
tell's them, "As you can see, I have two empty seats next to me,
but there are 3 of you".

He turns to Ronaldo and say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"

Which Ronaldo replies, "I think about how fortunate I am and how
far I have come since playing in the slums of Brazil". God looks at
him for a minute and say's, "I have always thought you are a great
footballer and respect the way you think, take a seat!".

He then turns to Zidane & say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"

Which Zidane replies, "I think about my family and how blessed I am
to play the beautiful game at the highest level". God looks at him
for a minute and say's, "Like Ronaldo I think you are a great
footballer & admire the way you play with such passion, take a seat!".

God then turn's to Elano and say's, "As you can see, your fellow
footballer's have both been granted a seat. What do you think?"

Elano replies, "I think your sitting in my seat!"


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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:01 PM
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Giz a sec and ill post a wicked City joke, made me laugh anyway

howard did i send you that joke bout the iraqi kid?
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:01 PM
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howard did i send you that joke bout the iraqi kid?
Send it to me too Ste
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Ronaldo, Zidane & Elano all die & go to
heaven. When they get there, they see God sat infront of them. He
tell's them, "As you can see, I have two empty seats next to me,
but there are 3 of you".

He turns to Ronaldo and say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"

Which Ronaldo replies, "I think about how fortunate I am and how
far I have come since playing in the slums of Brazil". God looks at
him for a minute and say's, "I have always thought you are a great
footballer and respect the way you think, take a seat!".

He then turns to Zidane & say's, "What do you think about when
playing football?"

Which Zidane replies, "I think about my family and how blessed I am
to play the beautiful game at the highest level". God looks at him
for a minute and say's, "Like Ronaldo I think you are a great
footballer & admire the way you play with such passion, take a seat!".

God then turn's to Elano and say's, "As you can see, your fellow
footballer's have both been granted a seat. What do you think?"

Elano replies, "I think your sitting in my seat!"



who the **** is elano?
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Send it to me too Ste

pm me your number
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:03 PM
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that woman commentator is fecking awefull.
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
howard did i send you that joke bout the iraqi kid?
i have heard it before but it was an african
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:04 PM
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i wish someone would smack that c*nt over the head with his fecking cow bell as well. bloody inbread pompey fans
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
or even you, how come you aint mentioned it either mr state?
don't know what your on about

was it the mersey derby
and reds have won
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:05 PM
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the wife said to me the other day, 'tell me something that will make me both happy and sad' i said 'your fanny's tighter than your sisters'
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
don't know what your on about

was it the mersey derby
and reds have won


classic evertonian, forgetfull *******
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:07 PM
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nice easy day for me tomorrow
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
nice easy day for me tomorrow
when is it any different
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:09 PM
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the wife said to me the other day, 'tell me something that will make me both happy and sad' i said 'your fanny's tighter than your sisters'



thing is, you would love to know , wouldn't you ste
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:12 PM
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Dirty Ste the monger man
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:13 PM
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night all,
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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corner due somewhere
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Old Oct 21, 2007 | 11:15 PM
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night mate, im off im a mo too
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thing is, you would love to know , wouldn't you ste


bloody right i would
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