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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:21 PM
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dave , you wouldn't want to be 6'4", blonde hair and a body like an adonis

and he has probably got 5 degrees at uni
Yeh but you dont see him on the diet Coke breaks though do you **** its 6 15 now
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:23 PM
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:26 PM
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I am on the BULMERS OH here comes the big boy Dallaglio
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:33 PM
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i'm going to start going to the gym
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:34 PM
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watch out dallaglio
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:35 PM
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i'll throw him about like a rag doll
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
dead right mr higham

and was fookin brilliant

nice one mate

did you drop any paint bombs on daves
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
pete higham did you get the photo i sent to your phone

oh yes

i will upload it later
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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thats it ,, we've lost,
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
nice one mate

did you drop any paint bombs on daves
i was over kenny's but they would allow any luggage
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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ah well, **** happens
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
i was over kenny's but they would allow any luggage

bugger
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
oh yes

i will upload it later
can't wait for speedymonkey to see it , lmao when i saw it, at the lights on liverpool road near salford precinct,
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:42 PM
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i nearly got into a fight at villa
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
can't wait for speedymonkey to see it , lmao when i saw it, at the lights on liverpool road near salford precinct,


was it at the cross roads near the ship
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:43 PM
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i pulled up at the lights and was talking to lisa, i turned round and then it hit me
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:44 PM
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thats it ,, we've lost,
now we have lost
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
was it at the cross roads near the ship
near the car garages, i was coming from town and turning right towards east lancs near macdonalds
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
now we have lost
and england scored a try,
this will be some serious talking point,
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state
near the car garages, i was coming from town and turning right towards east lancs near macdonalds

that is the crossroads im talking about

i must admit that is a bit **** knowing what junction that was from a 1"x1" pic
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
i nearly got into a fight at villa


what did you say to start it

go on lets hear it, properly !!!!
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:48 PM
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and england scored a try,
this will be some serious talking point,

not in my circles
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
that is the crossroads im talking about

i must admit that is a bit **** knowing what junction that was from a 1"x1" pic
i couldn't stop jumping up and down, laughing, the driver wondered what was going on, i jumped out of my pickup and was taking photos of his pride and joy
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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Alright Pete
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 51st state


what did you say to start it

go on lets hear it, properly !!!!

well.....i was sat in the directors area (which is a villa area) and i was shouting a lot, villa had 2 men sent off when a man gets sent off you sing cheerio cheerio cheerio at them and when the 2nd man got sent off the lad in front of me stud up and started giving me abuse
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:52 PM
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Alright Pete


evening dave
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
well.....i was sat in the directors area (which is a villa area) and i was shouting a lot, villa had 2 men sent off when a man gets sent off you sing cheerio cheerio cheerio at them and when the 2nd man got sent off the lad in front of me stud up and started giving me abuse
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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i told him to sit down and shut up d1ckhead

feckin little puff with his hair gelled and the catalogue look down to a T
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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:55 PM
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the fact that everyone around you was wearing villa scarfs didn't deter you then

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Old Oct 20, 2007 | 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
well.....i was sat in the directors area (which is a villa area) and i was shouting a lot, villa had 2 men sent off when a man gets sent off you sing cheerio cheerio cheerio at them and when the 2nd man got sent off the lad in front of me stud up and started giving me abuse
Pete you should have Bitch slaped him with your handbag
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