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Old 30 September 2007, 11:47 PM
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feckin hell, im gettin through these stellas again

I swear there not as strong as they used to be
Old 30 September 2007, 11:48 PM
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night all
Old 30 September 2007, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Thats very bad english for a college boy

Having said that, im not suppprised your still learning at your age, they dont have schools in Liverpool do they

we have lots of schools pal, some of them allow you to have your own pencil
Old 30 September 2007, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
dont wind me up ric, im watching jackie chan an im learning some moves for little ankle biters
Well i have you know, ive been practicing, and can now reach knee height, so watch it
Old 30 September 2007, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey


Did they have that musty smell to em

no they were kind of crusty and a little bit of red stuff
Old 30 September 2007, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
im off to bed

good go on **** off
Old 30 September 2007, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pete higham
night all
Night mate, god you always go bed early, you a man or a mouse











































*squeak*
Old 30 September 2007, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
feckin hell, im gettin through these stellas again

I swear there not as strong as they used to be

you drink the stumpy one's ric?


they'd look normal size in your hands
Old 30 September 2007, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
no they were kind of crusty and a little bit of red stuff
Old 30 September 2007, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Well i have you know, ive been practicing, and can now reach knee height, so watch it


hows that then? you stand on the speed bump like last time
Old 30 September 2007, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you drink the stumpy one's ric?


they'd look normal size in your hands
My mate picks me up several crates whenever he's over in europe (belgium) and there miles stronger
Not like the crap we get in England
Old 30 September 2007, 11:53 PM
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bet he's texting his bird now ah ric. did you know he met her in a back alley behind a citreon garage?
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Originally Posted by moneys
hows that then? you stand on the speed bump like last time
No, i have a pogo stick
Old 30 September 2007, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
My mate picks me up several crates whenever he's over in europe (belgium) and there miles stronger
Not like the crap we get in England


hey there's always adverts for people wanting to by crates. you see them at the side of roads 'crates an pallets wanted good cash paid' could be onto sdomething there ric
Old 30 September 2007, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
bet he's texting his bird now ah ric. did you know he met her in a back alley behind a citreon garage?
Snideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Old 30 September 2007, 11:55 PM
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when pete took his bird out the other night she suggested getting a room, pete said he didnt want to stay out for the night but she said she new of a hotel that hired the rooms out by the hour, handy that isnt it if you just want a quick nap
Old 30 September 2007, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Snideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


do you think we;ll ever meet her? hey ric why dont you bring your chick to a meet?
Old 30 September 2007, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
hey there's always adverts for people wanting to by crates. you see them at the side of roads 'crates an pallets wanted good cash paid' could be onto sdomething there ric
That made me laugh like when ive hit my thumb with a hammer
Old 30 September 2007, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
when pete took his bird out the other night she suggested getting a room, pete said he didnt want to stay out for the night but she said she new of a hotel that hired the rooms out by the hour, handy that isnt it if you just want a quick nap


Thats soo wrong, but i did laugh
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you have spammed well this weekend ric, you kind of let yourself down the last few weeks. i wont be on as much this week cos im back in work an i can be caught on the internet there an told off
Old 30 September 2007, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
That made me laugh like when ive hit my thumb with a hammer


was it a big hammer? or a toffee hammer that you thought was big
Old 30 September 2007, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
do you think we;ll ever meet her? hey ric why dont you bring your chick to a meet?
Ive asked her loads of times, but she thinks its kinda sad standing in car park talking about a certain make of car
Shes not at all into cars, other that pink ones
She's coming round slowely like, but im not holding my breath
Old 01 October 2007, 12:00 AM
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that golf wasa rip off yesterday, the fella offered us stupid money for her focus as well. 4995 for a 3an half year old car, against a 52 reg golf for 7k . d1ckhead traders do my head in, im going ot open a garage an sell cars for real prices not make believe ones
Old 01 October 2007, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
you have spammed well this weekend ric, you kind of let yourself down the last few weeks. i wont be on as much this week cos im back in work an i can be caught on the internet there an told off
Ive been mega busy at the house like, its only been the last few days ive been able to have a good spamm sesh THB, that and ive been having a blast whilst looking after this house
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Originally Posted by speedymonkey
Ive asked her loads of times, but she thinks its kinda sad standing in car park talking about a certain make of car
Shes not at all into cars, other that pink ones
She's coming round slowely like, but im not holding my breath

i dont think ive ever talked scooby in the unicorn, i usually just laugh at howard wearing a hat in the summer. you seen the pics of him from today? he's got a beard like giant haystacks
Old 01 October 2007, 12:03 AM
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ive just bought my clutch an everything is in place, you comin to howards next sat? were havin a mini meet an lisa is making sandwiches an party sausages
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your looking at music again aren't you richard
Old 01 October 2007, 12:04 AM
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jackie chan is great
Old 01 October 2007, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by moneys
that golf wasa rip off yesterday, the fella offered us stupid money for her focus as well. 4995 for a 3an half year old car, against a 52 reg golf for 7k . d1ckhead traders do my head in, im going ot open a garage an sell cars for real prices not make believe ones
Offering **** all on a trade in, and wanting top wack for their car :

Well guess what thats exactly what the customer wants too

Its **** buying a car when you need to part ex
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ill just keep spamming for a little while longer


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