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hello, spak my monkey and slap it on faces, is anyone there
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:00 AM
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pete higham
nope to tired
You flange eater
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:00 AM
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yeah im here but not for long
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:00 AM
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speedymonkey
You flange eater
im to tired to argue
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:01 AM
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One day, i will show you a proper session Mr Higham, one that lqasts 2 days at least
need some PROPER things to keep it goin
Non of this green lark
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:02 AM
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evening Pete
Good night last night??
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:03 AM
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speedymonkey
One day, i will show you a proper session Mr Higham, one that lqasts 2 days at least
need some PROPER things to keep it goin
Non of this green lark
i dont need you to show me ****
do you not i havent been on sessions like that
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:04 AM
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Andy S.
evening Pete
Good night last night??
evening andy
oh yes
thank you andy
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:08 AM
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pete higham
im to tired to argue
i thoiught u were from salford, must be the soft part
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:08 AM
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evening ric
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:09 AM
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pete higham
evening andy
oh yes
thank you andy
cool
Another date on the horizon then??
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:09 AM
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speedymonkey
i thoiught u were from salford, must be the soft part
shut up d1ckhead or you wll get a biatch slap on thursday
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:10 AM
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Andy S.
cool
Another date on the horizon then??
oh yes
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:10 AM
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pete higham
i dont need you to show me ****
do you not i havent been on sessions like that
oK, im still gonna show you a proper session one day
With proper things to keep you goin
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:12 AM
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pete higham
shut up d1ckhead or you wll get a biatch slap on thursday
with your jelly fists no dowt
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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Andy S.
evening ric
Alright Andy, how you doin fella
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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speedymonkey
oK, im still gonna show you a proper session one day
With proper things to keep you goin
any way that i answer that will sound gay as you like so i will refrain
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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Martin-STI
Miserable gits not coming to see me!!
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:14 AM
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speedymonkey
with your jelly fists no dowt
jelly fists are prolly better than a jelly belly
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:15 AM
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**** me, its a friday night, and everyones like, 'oh i must go to bed, my nipple wrinkles might flare up'
get a grip. ur supposed to be in ur prime people
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:15 AM
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Andy S.
Miserable gits not coming to see me!!
i will be coming up to see you soon
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:15 AM
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speedymonkey
**** me, its a friday night, and everyones like, 'oh i must go to bed, my nipple wrinkles might flare up'
get a grip. ur supposed to be in ur prime people
gimp
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:16 AM
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pete higham
jelly fists are prolly better than a jelly belly
The ladys love a good jelly belly all over there face
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:17 AM
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speedymonkey
The ladys love a good jelly belly all over there face
not when they stop breathing they dont
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:17 AM
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pete higham
gimp
Shouldnt u be in bed lady boy, you neeed your 23 hours beauty sleep
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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pete higham
not when they stop breathing they dont
Dont you know girls love the 'GAG' reflex
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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speedymonkey
Shouldnt u be in bed lady boy, you neeed your 23 hours beauty sleep
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:18 AM
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feckin hell im leathered
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:19 AM
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time for another thingy
Sep 29, 2007 | 12:19 AM
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thank you andy 
