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Old 28 September 2007, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
£19!!!!!!! is it fecking gold plated
just because it had a blitz sticker on it
i took the one of my cr and used that until it came
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you could get him a voucher and save him loads of money


have to be quick, jag/land rover will be under new ownership early next year so not sure on our discount after that
Old 28 September 2007, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
the lads in work spotted a veyron broke down on the m57 yesterday, apparantly one of the lads mates refurbs wheels across the merseyside, he has worked on some cars that a fella owns in formby, part of this mans fleet is 2 veyrons 2 of them at 670k each, fecking hell
all the car and too scared to stop for some petrol incase he gets jacked
Old 28 September 2007, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
have to be quick, jag/land rover will be under new ownership early next year so not sure on our discount after that
who are they selling it to
Old 28 September 2007, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
who are they selling it to


there holding a raffle. £1 a ticket, whoever gets there ticket pulls out gets a car company

not sure yet to be honest but whoever gets it gets a fantastic company in LR and a company finally on the up (hopefully if the xf takes off) in jaguar
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all the car and too scared to stop for some petrol incase he gets jacked

they said it looks fecking gorgeous
Old 28 September 2007, 08:21 PM
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ooooooooooooooo 39 more
Old 28 September 2007, 08:22 PM
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im realy really hungry now, some of you may not recognise me at the next meetdue to my lack of food tonight
Old 28 September 2007, 08:23 PM
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anything would do at the moment, even some scabby old crackers an cheese
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its not like i can afford to miss a meal either
Old 28 September 2007, 08:24 PM
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im on the verge of being anorexic
Old 28 September 2007, 08:25 PM
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bloody hell dan your still at home, you have a mortgage to pay now, go rip some pi55ed up people off mate
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'you been busy tonight mate'
Old 28 September 2007, 08:26 PM
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'what time did you come out'
Old 28 September 2007, 08:27 PM
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'what time you on till mate'
Old 28 September 2007, 08:28 PM
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id love to do the cabs in my car, itd be funny as ****, ragging round whilst there all p1ssed up, id just put little sick bags round there ears to catch it all
Old 28 September 2007, 08:28 PM
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feckin peter kay al slap him if i meet him thats all we get
Old 28 September 2007, 08:29 PM
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he must of went out now surely
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Originally Posted by scouse2
feckin peter kay al slap him if i meet him thats all we get

ive honestly always said that, its force of habit. peter kay models himself on me you know
Old 28 September 2007, 08:30 PM
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wahay my tea is nearly done.
Old 28 September 2007, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
id love to do the cabs in my car, itd be funny as ****, ragging round whilst there all p1ssed up, id just put little sick bags round there ears to catch it all
on a serious note you would have shat and **** everwhere.
they tell me to slow down in diesel
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is jac still pretending to feel ill all the time so she doesnt have to do anything? bloody woman
Old 28 September 2007, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by scouse2
on a serious note you would have shat and **** everwhere.
they tell me to slow down in diesel

diesels are quicker than you think though, hey p1ss an **** is a bit kinky to some people, i could cater for a certain market
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Originally Posted by moneys
ive honestly always said that, its force of habit. peter kay models himself on me you know
dont you meen jonny vegas sorry mate
Old 28 September 2007, 08:33 PM
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i just want to get to the 6k mark then thats it for me tonight
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Originally Posted by scouse2
dont you meen jonny vegas sorry mate

fecking hell pot and kettle come to mind here
Old 28 September 2007, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
diesels are quicker than you think though, hey p1ss an **** is a bit kinky to some people, i could cater for a certain market
old crusty bum bags eeeeeeeeee smelly *****
Old 28 September 2007, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by moneys
fecking hell pot and kettle come to mind here
i did say sorry
Old 28 September 2007, 08:38 PM
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i was only joking ste
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anyway later ste got to go and pick some money up


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